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[ + 38 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59302
 28.01.2012
@gapess: Judging by the new agreement, Google has no right but to anal comforts with me.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №59301
 28.01.2012
I was wondering why after midnight there are new forces doing all kinds of shit.
He launched the Heroes of Sword and Magic... and understood, to grind! >__<
The new day has begun -> a new portion of points of course!!! to

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №59300
 28.01.2012
I put myself up today. :P
mmm: o_o
Do you mean you just want sex from me now?

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №59299
 28.01.2012
You said you only have sex with smart people, right?
WOW: Well yes. First I get to know the beautiful ones, then I pick the smart ones, and then I get to have sex.
Oh yeah wow! I went to the third level!

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №59298
 28.01.2012
The beer departments "bbb" arrange the alcohol supply
I think I’ll go, I’ll take a half-pound on the spill.
Shizzy
When you buy 2 liters, you get another 1 litre as a gift.
Here are 3 liters of peach.
"I went off with such problems" yeah?

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №59297
 28.01.2012
The xxx:
Internet Explorer 7
About the program:
...
Illegal reproduction or distribution of this program or part thereof entails civil and criminal liability.

YYYY :
We need to hang it immediately!

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №59296
 28.01.2012
@0mi4 The Ministry of Justice on its website popped the phones and wrote the phone of my office. I have been dealing with important public affairs all day.
@0mi4 Permitted to come immediately, send faxes, submit documents. I am a Category A officer.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №59295
 28.01.2012
My son is 3.5 years. He thoughtfully says:
"I am often sick. Rhinitis does not pass. I cough all the time. And the nails grow"

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №59294
 28.01.2012
VKontakte status at girl - The only guy I'll run for will scream "POSE HOPE, PLEASE"

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №59293
 28.01.2012
Oh yeah, I’m really full :-(
Full of what?
Good intentions, good intentions

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №59292
 28.01.2012
Modern writers would be good to learn to distinguish the creative tide from the creative stroke.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №59291
 28.01.2012
It is said that Juan Perón lived in the world. He worked as president.
Argentina, although some unwelcome people sometimes called it
“The dictator.” The work was exhausting and dangerous: the enemies were constantly preparing assassinations, in any case, Peron thought so. He was especially afraid of being poisoned (this is an old tradition of the local aristocrats).

He did not trust any of his subordinates. Except for one. It was his old dinner, passing with him fire, water and copper tubes. Being devoted as a dog, but with curved hands (not in the world of perfection). Only this old soldier Peron trusted to prepare his own food. But the skill of the devoted servant did not extend further than “fried meat” and “fried meat”.

From time to time, Juan Domingovich, tired of being pressed by the soldiers' food, exclaimed: "Fuck, I am President or I am not President! Can I normally eat in this country?” and told me to cook the car. For some time, he walked around Buenos Aires and the suburbs, and then, according to a random number generator, chose a catering facility, trying not to repeat his choice. Where he would come to dinner today, nobody knew until the last moment. For a restaurant, a cafe or a simple runner-up, the appearance of the country’s president has always been a surprise.

General Peron was poisoned several times. But not because of the attempts, but because of the poor quality of products and the inability of chefs. If the food or service were of poor quality, the entire staff of the institution was in trouble; Peron was called a "bloody dictator", and there may have been grounds for this... Details of the repressions against catering workers have not been preserved, but during the years of the general's rule, the quality of dishes in Buenos Aires and the surrounding area rose to the highest level.
Because no institution, even the smallest, was insured from the sudden visit of Himself, hungry, strict and just. I don’t know how about the political accomplishments, but for the culinary all the inhabitants were grateful to him.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №59290
 28.01.2012
It is so cold! I would happily go home under the cloth, in wool socks,
On a chair with a hot coffee.
You will spoil...
Oh, and I’d go out with someone...

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №59289
 28.01.2012
The biggest fail of modernity is when he prepared food, came, and the series was not yet done, the fucker...

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №59288
 28.01.2012
"Can you tell us where in our city to find blood and intestines?"

Get buried in yourself, boy, get buried in yourself.

[ + 45 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59287
 28.01.2012
and Green:
Let’s bring a cat!
No is! When he grows up, he will be crawling in the corner.
Or maybe a tiger?! to
No is! When he grows up, we will be on the corner.)
I am so happy: Hi. I read
Green: laughing after the word "we"
TOLIK: Yes, there is a clue

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №59286
 28.01.2012
He: What do you think?
She: I listen to music and play in questions
He: This is the answer to the question "what are you doing?"
It is to focus)

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №59285
 28.01.2012
He worked as a sales consultant in the IT technology department in a household appliance store. The hair was long, collected in the tail. I was under 100 kg, in general, I sit behind the comp in this form, I order for new systems, then from the back to the shoulder so timidly someone knocked:
Can you tell me where you sell the dusts here?
I turn around, the grandmother stands, in a cloth like that, God’s flock.
I had no time to answer anything...

Having seen the six-month sickness, the grandmother, crossed with the scream of "Early Baby" whispered out of the store so sharply that the touch door did not have time to open...

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №59284
 28.01.2012
I am :
To introduce you to the girl?
The 11th class ends.

The friend:
Fuck you!! The wolf! I fuck the arrows in the collie have ended and in front of me the leader of the orcs... and you rub me about the girls...

I am :
LOL
I wanted the best.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №59283
 28.01.2012
If you were sent and then paid for it, it is a business trip.

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