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[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №88932
 28.10.2013
1 Do you?
2 not
Everything is clear with you.
Do you want me to tell a joke?
2 to give.
1. rides Ilya Muromets on a horse along the road and sees a road stone on which is written
To the right you go - you will lose the horse, to the left you will become a peder, straight - you will perish.
He scratched Ilush's tail and turned the horse to the right. The horse looked at him and said
1st You are a pitcher, Ilya.
2 is good. Come here
I will do

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №88931
 28.10.2013
The car of ODA.
xxx: there is one smoker that is worth
XXX: Who works as a toaster!
xxx: at readiness, a hot smoker fires into the car
XXX: with different trajectories of flight!! to

[ + 38 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №88930
 28.10.2013
Since childhood I have been tormented by the question: how to correctly count the stairs in the entrance? Is the lower floor considered a ladder? Is the staircase on the upper floor also considered?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №88929
 28.10.2013
Temple of Emergency Surgery:

An Orthodox clinic is opened in Perm. In its creation all the canons of the RPC were taken into account. The work of the "Elizabeth Hospital" is supervised by a spiritual practitioner, and in the corridors of the medical institution there are icons.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №88928
 28.10.2013
The Adorable! Now on TV the advertisement of laxative is going... show how it is unrealistically cool in the stomach, at the same time, the joyful voice after the frame: MATRY-KAKUTRO!

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