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[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №11805
 28.10.2008
I find out from the online help sites:

The question:
Sometimes I write and the urine does not spit too much but spit.

The answer of your doctor
Dear Paul!
Reduce the pressure of the current and everything will normalize.
With respect...

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №11804
 28.10.2008
The service center. I accept applications. A woman calls, something is broken. I am :
The address?
by Ul. Household Household Household Household
The name?
of one eye.
I am confused:
and repeat.
With one eye!! Strike at the Third Slogan! No need to bet!!! to

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №11803
 28.10.2008
In the Warcraft:
No, I’m just a girl.
WOW : O! Give me a guess you are a sympathetic brunette with medium-length hair 3rd-size chest-sized body, live in Rostov-on-Don and share your phone number with me
Well... I’m almost married.
Q: Did I guess the rest?! to

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №11802
 28.10.2008
AAA: I was called by Vados here, complaining that I was calling him all the time.
It is my first in the phone book - I call accidentally, in my pocket, when I forget to put a block of buttons.

Well, I didn’t think for a long time I created the user Ashot and entered a ridiculous set of numbers instead of a phone number. I look - I called this number, my conversation was recorded for 15 seconds, on the account - zero, there was a hundred.

It turned out that I called to Shanghai (Hong Kong).

Scuco... I’d rather have Vadoso in my pocket.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №11801
 28.10.2008
xxx: painting with oil, cheese incrustation
In the laboratory to take the tests comes a majority uncle
xxx: He holds a blue plastic bag with cockroaches
xxx: and grit the girl at the reception "I will pay, you will put them in my box?"
YYY: O_0

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №11800
 28.10.2008
We don’t like gay people very much... we usually call pido races like that.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №11799
 28.10.2008
Service Centre for repair of household appliances:
The receiver approaches the manager who is engaged in technology "Bork", and says - "Sergey Nikolaevich, after two, they will come to you on the tea shop"!

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №11798
 28.10.2008
Correspondence from forum
Shurale, by the way, about monuments. That’s why Lenin was “Father Lenin” at the age of 52, and Putin was “a young energetic leader” at the age of 52?

ERG – Maybe because Lenin had Constantine’s Hope, and Putin was gracious to God? and :)
Or because Lenin, with his atherosclerosis, would hardly be able to throw his rivals through the hip like Uncle Wow in their total 52 years? and :)

Shurale - Through the hip, Ilich, of course, could not. Through X, he dropped the whole country.
the patient.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №11797
 28.10.2008
MaxxTM (11:02:20 24/10/2008)
Do you have a salary?
Scorpion (11:23:07 24/10/2008)
There are 10000
Scorpion (11:23:44 24/10/2008)
of which is deducted 13% of the income, i.e. It is 8700.
Scorpion (11:24:08 24/10/2008)
But since I was on vacation, I’ll get about 4,000.
Scorpion (11:24:37 24/10/2008)
Do you shower?
MaxxTM (11:25:18 24/10/2008)
Yes not quite
Scorpion (11:25:20 24/10/2008)
I need a mortgage to pay 15,000 for the apartment 3000, for the study 20,000. well and live a little more,
MaxxTM (11:25:25 24/10/2008)
It is always done
MaxxTM (11:25:40 24/10/2008)
Fuck it
Scorpion (11:25:49 24/10/2008)
But I only have a good rope and soap that does not dry my skin.
MaxxTM (11:26:07 24/10/2008)
Antibacterial Berry

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №11796
 28.10.2008
a dog for five years a day, five to six times a day, "capped" his bed, with a mouthpiece

Yesterday they decided to check the unexpected guess - that she is just trying to move her bed - yes, she just wanted to sleep half a meter more right.

Five years!! Day after day!! Without a result!! I continued to dig!! to

This animal is my dog.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №11795
 28.10.2008
Pasha
You’ve been writing your whole life with a tight box.

Archie
Do not delay!

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №11794
 28.10.2008
Survived...
This morning I chose between "charge the car" and "eat lunch".

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №11793
 28.10.2008
<Kein> "Kinder Penguins I love,Kinder Penguins I love,Kinder Penguins,Kinder Penguins,Kinder Penguins..."
<Z0RG> )))))))
<minzdravf> linux advertising? OO
<Kein> next time you sing :P

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №11792
 28.10.2008
Boris said:
He bought a Toyota Avensis. The right. As it turned out - in Russia, it is quite rare to find right-handed avensis, why. In the car service, the guys said to each other: Oh, price, right-handed avensis!
So here
Avensis is wrapped in a circle of five. The 15th Rick. The carrier is not visible from the outside.

In general, he allowed his girlfriend to ride, and she has no right...

Borik quietly comes out of the left door, shows the right, documents, all ok, sits in the car with the words quietly so "Push gas!" and leaves :))))))))

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №11791
 28.10.2008
This material is intended for persons over 18 years of age!
If you are under the age of 18, and you accidentally came here, then you must immediately inform your parents so that they can accustom you to the first number.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №11790
 28.10.2008
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I almost died, but to open the bottom, time is over (

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №11789
 28.10.2008
Blow... I sit... I read statuses of friends "In contact":

Whatever happens, know that life is beautiful as long as someone loves you, at least one person in the world.

Walking down the beach. Sparkling lights on the water, no more noise, just silence... And by the way - I'm feeling free...

“It’s impossible,” said the reason, “It’s reckless,” said the experience, “It’s painful,” said the pride, “Try,” said the dream.

It often happens that a person considers happiness far from himself, and it has already come to him with unheard of steps.

I know that when you look at me There's so much that you just don't see, But. If you would only take the time, I now in my heart you'd find...

and my snuckle:

- I am changing the electrical player to the electrical winner... electric drill and screwdriver - do not offer!!! to

I feel like I’m a stranger at this celebration of life.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №11788
 28.10.2008
Picture: Sunday evening, metro.We go with a friend of paintball - a soldier, barbers, all business. In front of us are two coffee-cake-cake school-age men.They are looking at us, they are worried. The car runs quietly on them, then on us. After a couple of stations we get bored of it all, we approach the animists, we quietly look at them, a friend gives:
You hear it, guys. I think our kung fu is better than yours"
Those at the next station jumped out.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №11787
 28.10.2008
by citation
"Interesting, but is there a patch of body color for blacks?"

There is a packaging scotch for them!

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №11786
 28.10.2008
Era: Report the situation on the account
EmoGop: reports the senior, during your absence there was no significant increase in money
Era: Is it expected to be received tomorrow?
EmoGop: reinforcement is late, it will be hard to wait for Monday
Era: Our reserves are exhausted, we will not survive
EmoGop: a bulk post is expected at the box at the height of the 3 main body
EmoGop: This is a critical point... It was captured by the once strongest bandit group "ADI"
EmoGop: Take the quantity
EmoGop: Expecting deployment of the northwestern grouping of ISM on attack machines "L. I. F. T."
Special Forces Old Age 6
EmoGop: the fighters went through enhanced training in the rows of the store, the route buses and in the reception commissions
Era: What is your health percentage? What about radiation?
EmoGop: Health is almost zero.
Yesterday evening received a huge dose of radiation and remained deep in the kidneys
EmoGop: dangerous liver level, but a new ADI capability has been obtained
The EmoGop:
Dangerous chemical weapons - banned in 7 faculties
Era: Hold on to it. They will avenge you on their territory.

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