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[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №73485
 28.11.2012
He helped the elder to prepare for a check-up on history and, discussing the topic of "the fall of the Roman Empire", brought so many examples from modern times that somehow it became unusual.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №73484
 28.11.2012
XXX: I heard, Lenka on the diet!)
YYY: Again is it? Three to five days and everything is new.
XXX is not. This time the point will lose weight, she is serious.
YYY: What did you get?
I went with her on the street yesterday. We pass by the macdaka, she stops, pulls the air loudly with her nose and says so loudly - "Our way is blocked by dark magic!"!", then a pause and - "But the will of the templar is stronger than her!!!", takes my hand and pulls me out of there.)

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №73483
 28.11.2012
XHH: Is Irko satisfied with the body, in the sense of the phone?
Yes, as well as
ууу: so much in the phone features more than in Irka so they are difficult together))))

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №73482
 28.11.2012
Vladimir: hearing, body
Vladimir: What will we eat today?
Alex : remove the word "what" and ask the question again

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