The evening. Local network store, 2 cash stores and 5-7 people on each. People after work are all bored, in reflection, silent. From the parallel row are:"Viiu-viiiu-viiiu-krak-krak-brak"
It turns into a strange sound. And there is Lolik and Bolik, and if more accurately 2 guys in an ambulance uniform with a food basket.
“Comrades, citizens, please miss the ambulances! There are a lot of challenges, at least to have time to eat in the car.
The people understandably began to give up the road, but the man who stood second was not in agreement: "This is what I must give up to you, you are not right, remember paragraph 3.2 pd. There is a signal, but I don’t see the lighthouse.”
The people began to get angry.
Lolik quickly got the lamp and began to turn on / off quickly, Bolik at this time mimicked silk.
- Wooo, boy, another matter, I give up the box.
The guy passed, well paid. Then they turned to the man and said, "Well, you are a frost, you are Nikolaich. On Sunday the schedule changed, you’ll be driving with us for 24 hours, ahaha!”
I have a friend, 6 years younger than me, met her in the hospital, lay with her in the same room. Her name is Cristina. Christina dreams of becoming a married lady. Why Why? To sit at home and forget about work. But instead, she is a fierce opponent of the position, “woman, guardian of the fireplace,” she wants to get married, sit home, and engage in her beauty. You do not need to eat cooking, everything can be bought, ordered, cleaned in the house is also not necessary, now very affordable cleaning, and let the dishes in the dishwasher wash. In her opinion, the care of a wife is to be beautiful next to her husband, so that others will be jealous. Christina has several times, was in a serious relationship, even lived together, but for some reason, she was not rushed to propose to go for a walk in the ZAGS in order to legalize the relationship. She even gave birth to a baby in the hope that the baby’s dad would marry her, and he actually married when she was 7 months pregnant, but with another girl. The child, unnecessarily, was solemnly handed over, for storage and upbringing, to the mother of Christina.
Christina, carefully, "studied" male psychology, by watching videos on YouTube, on the topic of how to keep a man, how to manipulate him, and how to marry yourself? Videos about how to understand a man were carefully ignored. And here, looking at the "smart" videos, Christina emphasized the main "truth" a man should not be bored with a girl, he should always be in light stress, it makes him think of her more often, and thus she will attract him to himself. A acquaintance, established a new relationship with a man, after some time, they came together, and began to live together, and here is Christina, began to put her "great" knowledge into practice, namely, to keep her man in light stress. In what way? Very simple, constant caprices, hysterics in an empty place, almost, right away, "ah yeah? I go to my mom!” Immediately in tears, with cries. Not that said, not that tone, not that language, shorter darkness. How much was enough for a man? Almost for two years. She once returned home, where she was, and the lock in the door was changed, and the door was not opened with her keys. The telephone of the subscriber is turned off, common acquaintances know nothing, saw nothing, neighbors said that they pointed out how he with his suitcase left the apartment, went somewhere. In short, the guy just left, changing the lock on the door, and all her things and documents, took her mother.
Christina then called us, her friends and acquaintances, crying out of injustice and misunderstanding, what could have gone wrong with her ideal strategy?