Excerpts from Explanatory:
08.08.2012 parish at 8-01 was late due to the fact that there was no hot water to wash and had to boil the water, which took more time than expected. Since the body did not rebuild in the absence of hot water, the situation repeated several times.
03.09.2012 parish at 08-19 delay due to the driver of the bus. When I realized that I was late to work because of traffic jams, I was decided to get out of the bus halfway and walk. Since the driver of the bus was in the 2nd row he refused to open the door so I went out referring to the violation of the PDD if he did in a way that entails a fine.
On September 6, 2012, the parish at 08-12 was late due to the fact that it misestimated the distance from home to work and its physical capabilities. I went on foot not to get into a similar situation since 03.09.2012.
On September 14, 2012, at 10-13 a.m., the parish rallied herself all morning for sleeping and not hearing the alarm! Since I live alone (mother went for treatment) to wake up no one.
18.09.2012 parish at 08-06 late since the guys stopped and asked to smoke, assessing the number and physical data of these guys I decided to give a cigarette and answer a few questions. I think I made the right decision.
20.09.2012 parish at 08-12 late due to lack of money on the eve of wages. Since cooking is not my cocktail, I ate a fast cooking snack because of which my stomach got sick.

There are taxi drivers at work. All originates from the mountain republics of the CIS, aged approximately 40-45 years. Normal and fun. They compete a bit with each other.

I was driving with one today. His name is Salman. He tells me: "I went out at night a week ago. I see Timor’s car standing. Let me think sublime. He wrote on the paper: "Church, I will find you anyway!!!". He put him under the yard. Timor does not come to taxi for a week stop, and is staying at home".

Discussion on the topic: "Do people get stupid from the internet"

xxx: I disagree about the internet, people get stupid because they are stupid at first, or their parents are stupid, or their surroundings are stupid.

Near the cinema:
Who wants which movie?
I am for Looper... fucking...

Feldscher-Kun: Yesterday a corporate incident happened.
I feel like a steamer now.
All day on activated coal.

Q: Do you know that it’s time to move and live alone? In your years, Kurt Cobain had already shot himself!
Yyy: Unlike Kurt, I have my head on my shoulders.

Viktor: It should not be as flat as my ass, but convoluted and voluminous
Viktor: as the thorns of the tits
Designer: I understand it!
You know how to make analogues.)
Designer: Speaking the Truth
Viktor: Meaning of the truth?
Designer: Well, Tanjuhu you wrote with a small letter, and your breasts with a large letter.

XXX: Where did he go?
YYY: Yekaterinburg-asbestos-Yekaterinburg-novosibirsk-vgno-novokuznetsk-vgno-office-vgno

The spectator:
We are not entitled to answer any questions! 😉
I’ll tell you right away, we don’t answer all of the questions.)
We answer questions that need answers! 😉
What are the questions that don’t need answers? Interesting movie you have in the cinema world!
So why create a question section? To leave them unanswered?

The Administration:
Dear man, if you knew how much shit is going on with us! Today, for example, removed the question: "I watched Avatar in 3D and I had acne on the opera, what to do?"
Do you really think we should answer them?

Dear Father Christmas! I do not ask you for anything special, but let the person who is reading this message now be happy in the New Year! ^ ^ ^

DELTINKA

Dad today: you go to theaters, but your education is not at all.

Explanation in Gaia:

I, Maximenko P. I claim that I whispered the lightning without warning about the post of the DPS, but creating the New Year's mood.

Julia: How about this? The Beautiful!
No, this is a banana.
by Julia?! to
There are girls, and there are boys, bananas, and even bananas.
What is a bad banana? Coffee cooking, sitting on the window, taking to London
Lorraine: No, that’s what he’ll do, he’ll be waiting for him to be taken to London, sitting on the window and drinking hot chocolate.
by Julia Agah. Dear, do not bother yourself! Now I’ll drink latte and dream of London instead of you!
Lorraine: Here is thanks! I will finally be able to repair the crane, cut the wood and change the oil in the engine.

Laboratory work on SCH:
Q: What is the laboratory installation made up of?
C is from atoms.
P: OO

Twenty-first: The wife guesses the scanword, the word horizontally does not fit, although she is sure that she picked up the right 100%. He calls me. I am lazy to approach, I say: Well, you check the word on the vertical, maybe there is a mistake!
There is no mistake!! to
What is there?
Shit, will you come or not?? to
I fit. I see: the word of four letters, the famous American actor Mickey... and the beautiful handwriting of his wife is written MAUS!!! to

By the way, about advertising. And no one is surprised how Sber breeds the Olympic gods, offering to first put all the money under 8% to save, and then gives a New Year's loan for 13.5% And after all, they are happy "Well like children"))

Well Peter, I congratulate you on the first winter rain!

Real advertisement in our newspaper.The phone number is not specified, but unfortunately (literally):
A young man without education, specialty and desire is looking for a job. Are you happy now, Mom?"

How the new hair made, so he did not notice!And as the bumper on the car scratched, so he ran out to meet me in some cowards!! to

Step tension - when you need to walk somewhere, and you are stressed.