On May 9, we had to make a poster with the veterans. Remove the background from a bunch of photos. So the director approached me with a task and started very far away: “Do you like to cut off old men?”

Katya: Lena, you have such big pupils!
It is because it is dark. (Look at the light)
Katya : Oh oh oh! Now the small ones!! to
It’s because Lena is alive.

...to completely isolate a person from society, because by means of the Internet this wonderful person can...

by means of the Internet? by means? seriously?
I already see how for such "beautiful people" are filmed films "for the caretaker" and "for the shield", for them in the clinic they work until the end, they are lucky at work and in the taboo (and in the taboo you will get me), at home is waiting with an elusive, and in school silently crying about him an old Russian language teacher

Comments to the news "Users have begun to complain about the curved iPhone 5".

KingStakh:Three ways to distinguish an original iPhone from a fake:
1st Take a photo with the built-in camera if you see a pink spot - the phone is original.
2nd Turn on GPS if you arrive at the specified destination - the phone is a fake, if elsewhere - the phone is original.
Three Try bending the phone if the body is bended - the phone is original, if not - you are a victim of scammers.

“A woman can be compared to fire. Nor can it be left unattended: either it will go out, or it will burn everything around!
first comment: ah, and throw the rod so that it does not fade x)

Lain - The Girl with a Wolf's Look

To be honest, Lain’s look is more like a drunken one.

Commentary on the router:
ZZZ: This model should be removed from production because 70% die within a month, not picking them up. I tried more than 50.
XXX: And you, I see, are stubborn...

XXX I am on the train. Next to the lighthouse stops such a cleanest, slicked Toyota RAV4. Behind the wheel sits the same licked lady with a full parade, makeup and manicure, all in gold and a very beautiful coat. It is pleasant to see. And then she gently starts forging in the nose with her gentle fingers with the perfect manicure.
Take care of yourself always and everywhere.
The commentary:
YYY : I agree. I only crawl my nose when the car is dirty.

Verblood and needle ear

Recently, we have faced the need to carry the camel through the needle ear. We caught the smallest camel, but even the smallest specimen is too big for a needle ear. Then geneticists for a good investment brought a new camel. of small. Less than a calf. But again, you understand yourself, and with these dimensions in the needle ear do not confront. The geneticists expected further miracles, but having mastered the money, they abandoned miracles.
Then the mechanics took over the matter, and led the development in terms of increasing the needle ear. First they made it ten centimeters, then thirty, and finally a meter.
Can you imagine a needle with a metric ear? It is impossible to use such a needle, it will not slip into the button, even a hole in the pants will not be sewn. However, this was exactly what was required for the report on the spent cap investments.
And here on the square with the massive crowd, a small camel easily passed through a huge needle ear. There was noise all over the world.
Our camel passed through the needle ear. We shouted joyfully.
From that time on, all camels are small, and all needles are giant. Both of them are completely useless, but this is a little thing that is not to be talked about.

Seven-year-old girls are so cautious.
I asked my mother to pour a bottle of warm water. To the question "why?" he replied:
The tongue is then cut off.

Q: We have been reconciled. Very relative, if so to say. As it should be - a conciliatory sex, from which the fucking you get rid of. I'm what, we've got everything badly glued, and here in the 'dog's' posture, I mean, we're doing it and here I've got a straightening thing on my leg. Gluck I think. Then I was squeezed and I lowered my head and what I saw there was the two sights of the frightened eyes of my cat, who lay under us and watched with fear.

Tagged with: "Philipska"

I hate what I have created, now I understand what God feels like. – Homer Simpson

Answers from Google:
Why did Breivik put the computer and the internet in prison?
Yyy: It is not human to completely isolate a person from society, because through the Internet this wonderful person can help young people to change their worldview and great results in life.
I believe that the laws in Norway are very progressive and that killing Muslims should not be equated with killing people.
Zzz: Killing Muslims should not be equated to killing people.

Well said.

FoXTi: A friend met with a girlfriend last year.
FoXTi: I guessed that nothing would break him.
FoXTi: And what do you think? Nothing broke him.
FoXTi: Next year it will be guessed that he will have it all right...

Comments on the torrent on Chuck Palanick - Snuff. Audio book in English.
Mx_lable: I want to learn English.
Ray1234: And no one has shoes? = = (
Tagged with: Sabbath? For an audiobook? You are stubborn!

From the Student Psychology Forum:
To what does not lead to psychofak) you begin to get sick of everything you need to treat!

xxx: lj,hsq ltym/
Put the point switcher!! to
Ohhhhh no no. Religion does not allow.
What does religion have to do with it?
He doesn’t let me write the word "Ktolhu".

I have a cat like Russian from an anecdote. I come home - the tree rolls, half the toys are scattered throughout the apartment. I cannot find the others.

XXX – Let’s meet you!
Starakanami: - No annoyance, I am looking for an older man.
XXX is not age. Only the level of development matters.