From a letter to the local cable TV operator: What shit?! Where do you share the channel "Culture?and "

E. People, where is our COD server?
Yyy: A. Comrade apparently left and forgot to start it.
Zzzz: This is a fool!
You’ve made 7 mistakes in the word "Pidora’s" :)

For the fight against Somali pirates to the coast of eastern Africa sent a ship equipped by Stephen Seagal

Fuck it is shameful:
Yesterday I was tried to sit in a taxi in the hollow of a buchy near a cabbage, and I stood up and shouted: "Go naked! I will not go there!and "
And near the house tried to pull out of the car, and I stood up and shouted: "Go naked! I will not get out of here!and "

The Wife: Hi
Gogen: Do you want a wire?
Wife: I can
Gogen: I slowly remove the livery from you
I don’t wear hoodies.
Gogen: I take off your trousers and start licking you
My eggs fall out and beat you in the forehead.
Gogen: Oh, you are a guy?? to
Wife : yes )))
Shit, change the nick!! to

As you know, 1 calorie is the amount of energy spent on heating 1 gram of water per 1 degree Celsius.

Thus, if you drink a liter of cold beer at a temperature of 4 degrees Celsius, your body will spend the following amount of energy to heat it to body temperature:
1000 grams of X (37C-4C) = 1000 x 33 = 33000 calories.

If you consider that the energy value of the liter of beer itself is about 10,000 calories, then you get 23 thousand. Calories of pure weight loss, which is equivalent to 30 minutes of jogging.

Drink more cold beer to lose weight.

Bring it to the best - let everyone be happy)))))

7 August 2009 at 4 a.m. 5 minutes and 6 seconds on the clock can be observed 04-05-06 07-08-09 :))) similar will be repeated only in 3009

- I have recently felt like a bear in a couple from the cartoon "The Bear in the fog". Remember that?
Why is?
"Well, I walk in front of the board, I tell something, I tell something, I look in the eyes of the students, and it's time for the voice to say, 'The bear said everything, said it, said it... And the eggs sat and thought that she was there, the horse in the fog...

Maxwell: This moderator at the wedding ended up bustling.
CrystalSoul: E... tamada?

Library of Moskov.
"On an island in the middle of an underground lake
Live old Gam-gam, a slick monster..."
"The Beast" by изд. Kiev in 1991
Tolkien is not as scary as his translation.

The most unpleasant system message for the network administrator:
"An unknown error occurred: contact your network administrator".

Red: I was crazy.
I’m standing here, in front of the mirror, shaking my eyebrows.
Red: and he is so thin with the voice "Naasia, we want to live! Do not kill us! Do not shake us out!" and everything in this spirit (((
Red: and fucking, it’s a pity that they got it (((
Red to Red (

Chat, men discuss female ejaculation

xxx: he, in pedivekya it is written that this liquid contains fructose and glucose)))))
YYYY: lol it does well! Instead of sugar!!!
zzz: there, in the male sperm also contains fructose and glucose - nichren is not sweet
YYY:... am
ZZZ: Blurred

In Iran, homosexuality is a criminal offence that entails the death penalty.
This is from whom we should take an example!

xxx: The commercial director of our company was excited by the idea of placing advertisements on popular websites. Meanwhile, the idea of raising the salary of admin did not seem so joyful to him.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
You won’t believe, nothing. The shorter grandmothers are paid, the big boss is looking for his advertisement on the net, and it is not. Day searches, two searches, quarrels with advertisers, they send it, they say that everything has been working for a long time. He calls the comedian, put him in the same way...
YYY: No, admit what you did.
xxx: I say nothing, I don't even know why it happened ;) Okay, I'll go updating the banner...

Loneliness has become a shameful disease. Why is it so
Is he fucking? Because it makes you think. Decathlon is not today.
He would write, “I think – therefore I exist.” He said, “I am alone.
So I think.” No one wants to be alone:
It frees up too much time to think. And the more
The more you think, the smarter you become – and therefore, the sadder.

Frederick Begbeder

The world is so cruel that even socks can’t find a pair!!!and (
(c) by [BuhilHead]

The writer. I told the boss that everything was bad, I wanted to eat and I had no money. On what he complainingly brought me a package with sweaters and puddles on the table, calling it social assistance, and now every five minutes everyone is suited to hard work, because the firm needs money, say you don't see us Vika is hungry sitting)))...

At classes to improve computer literacy in teachers (which is held in one of the Samara universities with the light hand of the city administration, however, they reduced the hours in view of the fact that last year this same group successfully passed the basic course).
(Lena Prepod and the Universe Engineer)
A: Swipe the mouse cursor to Start in the lower left corner of the monitor and click with the left mouse button!
Q1: What is the cursor and where is it at the mouse?
Q2: Which of the two buttons is left?

2 teachers asked nothing, just attached the mouse to the monitor and quietly waited for the result!

The quieter you go, the poorer the haishnik.