to this:
Elena Malysheva broke the printer.
- Someone printed her photo with the inscription "This is the norm!" and the printer chewed it, it no longer works)

And that is normal.)

and AAA:
Many years ago, the Russian language teacher of one of my sons barely broke the lesson, carelessly offering nine-grade students to choose the word to weaken. and :-]

I always wanted to know what would happen if I glued the doors of a subway car.
For example, stand on the cantemirovskaya and while the doors are open quickly carry out instantaneous glue from top to bottom. Why in Canterbury? because then there will be Kashirskaya, on which doors are opened on the other side and a long run to the Kolomenskaya, so that the glue has time to catch up.

XXX: I finally took my rights. (After 6 months of the exam)
Yyy: You are fast ))
On Wednesday, we will be racing 700 km on the track.
xxx: terrible puppy
There are no lights and no pedestrians. :)

"The Destroyer of Legends"

The climb up is much faster if you occasionally get your foot on the air supply tube.

Confirmed!

This historian:
The fascists of the future will call themselves anti-fascists.
by W. Churchill.

This is what Hughes Long said about America: “When fascism comes to America, it will be called anti-fascism.”

Diana: Okay, I'm used to being asked for a passport when selling cigarettes and alcohol - I look like a teenager... but today I was asked for a passport in the bookstore!
Grow up a beard. Barbed men are not asked for passports.
Barbed ladies can be stolen in the circus.

amazonka: as soon as he left, as his cell phone ringed, his wife called, I took the phone and on her question about her husband, not thinking for a long time, with a drunk voice: A Valera in the shower.
It is said that he had a terrible scandal at home.



Drunk, I found something to praise.

My girlfriend was pleased. It comes, and proudly:
Look what I found. Excellent trousers! And the Italians, by the way. Not the Chinese Foucault.
Look at fashion in Italy.

and mode!! to

The Chinese are illiterate. It happens.

[1:21:50] Xenya: Yes. I went to sleep. I wondered for a moment what the name of this bike shop was.

- Well you look, I't trust her 100%, I know her, she's like no other than my wife))

shutdown -f -s
shutdown -a
shutdown -f -s -t 0

How impatient I am.

The DPRK also noted that it is not afraid of new U.S. sanctions and is ready for a "full-scale nuclear war".

Now humanity is deprived of mobile phones, the internet and television — and the fuck will come before you remember the name of the capital of Madagascar.

YYY: You made me google.

In the morning there was no internet at home, wrote a SMS to his wife to find out whether to call tech support or not:
Is the Internet at home?
Wife: If he is not there, will you not come home?

Today, 66 years ago, one of the best contemporary writers was born. Terry Pratchett, health to you and longevity!! to

Comments on Space Pirate Harlock trailer

xxxh: ordinary anime, I don’t understand enthusiastic reviews
Yyy: Uncle, it’s not an anime, it’s an anime...
X: Is this fucking out of space ready to fly??

If you don’t want your goods to be downloaded for free – do quivals and don’t fuck.
___
In addition to:
Consider this in the West: there the main earnings of singers - tour, attributes and interviews. Accordingly, in order to earn money on your singing, you have to do at least 1 of 3 things at the level: 1) be able to sing (many participate in major festivals where there is no phonogram, the same Rammstein, Metallica) 2) come up with the band's adhesive chip (Gaga / Aguzarov / Manson - spit) 3) be able to submit and sell the media (previously this was the story of a poor teenager from the tubes, now - a student from a music school, but this only allows you to keep on floating).
And now pay attention to our "copyright holders", what they "have": 1) phonographers who don’t shine at any festival 2) silicone lips and breasts (very relevant and very lacking now, ah) 3) dumb as traffic jams.

The xxx:
Find books with a genuinely loving person.

YYYY :
XXX, 1984 by Orwell

The fascists of the future will call themselves anti-fascists.
by W. Churchill.