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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №134109
 28.09.2016
zod4iy: -Articles of revenues of the budget of the Russian Federation for 2017:
In the shoe of Zakharchenko.
Shake Zakharchenko down his head.
Ask him to knock on the floor.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №134108
 28.09.2016
This is true, but there is a nuance:

It was like Tom and Jerry. When in Now Weather the wolf to the poor then the head in the trunk will be hit, but the snow lavine runs, then the leg will swell / red and will be the size of the floor of the wolf - this is the norm, the domestic cartoon. But when the same thing happens to Tom and Jerry in the import Tom and Jerry is very harmful to the child’s psyche.

Nevertheless, Tom is often dragged by Jerry, and Wolf usually crushes completely independently, due to his own idiotism. That is, "Well, weather!" can be seen as a security scandal.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №134107
 28.09.2016
Microsoft and Lenovo have signed an agreement, according to which the new laptops with Windows 10 will be installed protection from the installation of other operating systems – in particular, Linux. This was by the manufacturer to one of the buyers.
The first about such a restriction said Reddit user under the nickname BaronHK. It first encountered a ban on the Lenovo Yoga 900 ISK2 ultrabook, and then found it on other models such as the Yoga 900S and Yoga 710S.
BaronHK the presence of the blocking at the BIOS level in its review on the retailer’s website Best Buy. A Lenovo employee responded to the message and said that “the laptop has the official version of Windows 10 Home installed and it is blocked under an agreement with Microsoft.”
This blocking does not make the reinstallation of the system impossible, but translates this task into the category of "very difficult".

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №134106
 28.09.2016
My mom gave me 😉
We talked with her somehow that she would put us in disgrace, the kind of granddaughter, all the business.
I’m so crazy, and you know how much they cost? I called the price and then we roasted for half a night.
Here she calls and so, I talked with a friend pharmacist, she recommended cheaper, with my discount even less went out)) she fucking bought us condoms with a discount pension :D

and Care

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №134105
 28.09.2016
“Listen to my oath and be witnesses to my oath. Summer is coming and my watch begins. It will not end until October. I’m not going to take a beer, I’m not going to be lying in a hamac. I’m not going to take the wipes and I’m not going to go to the senovals. I will live and die in the bed. I am a lap in the earth; I am a plant in the soil; I am a leach that waters the celery. I give my life and honor to the Vegetable Dozor this summer and in all the coming years.”

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №134104
 28.09.2016

What was the name of our grandfather on the father’s line?
by Israel Leibovich
- I remember why - Ivan Israelevich a boy, if born, in honor of grandfather Isaiah wanted to name. And when he dies, I think I’ll call you better Vasai, so that people won’t be jealous.
“Aunt Mom, tell me as in spirit, as a Russian man to a Russian man. I am actually what, Izza Snipersson?

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №134103
 28.09.2016
It is fortunate that “Russian officers” have never been to the Hermitage! For a long time they would have covered this shit... Go away, right? It’s an uneven hour, and that’s all. Hana of Culture! We now have the soldier determines what can be seen and what - not :(

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №134102
 28.09.2016
Children’s attachment to things. Here I sit with my wife and son (4 years old) for lunch. Dinner is not the most exquisite, pasta with sausages. This seems to be an ordinary moment. On the floor falls a slide. I go up and throw it into the garbage. And here, full of universal sorrow, the cry of a child:
A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A Daddy doesn’t give up!
I am stupid, and he grabs her out of my hand and lays her with tears with his finger.
Makaroshka a! Dad wash her.
I had to wash under the crane, only after he ate it all tired. One day the fish died, so he did not shed a tear. But here the pasta fell on the floor such a tragedy.

[ + 43 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №134101
 28.09.2016
Don’t go fucking! If a man for several years in a row fainted to fuck the same thing and pretends he does not want others, he is unhealthy. If it speaks about love, it is unhealthy, even mentally.

Miloko, you can justify your husband’s folly with his “psychic health” as much as you want. Normal healthy men can want others as much as they want, but they will never do anything to have others. If I eat a spaghetti cake and see someone’s ice cream, of course, I may want ice cream, but I won’t quit taking it, even if I’m not in danger of it. Just because we are human beings, not cattle, to catch any piece of grass in the field of sight. Because we have love and you don’t have it, that’s why you’re fucking bored.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №134100
 28.09.2016
<putout> I like this idea. I will now approach the ladies who listened to the lecture and imagine: "Hello, I'm a racer, don't you want to write in your womb a few interesting genes so that your children are tall and beautiful? The service is paid."

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №134099
 28.09.2016
Alcohol is harmful. I’ve gotten a bit off and lost my phone.)
WOW: It is fine. I stood on the lighting yesterday, I wanted to cross the road, and I see - some busty man throws a girl under the car, he does not allow to pass. The girl jumped out, struck him between his legs, and pushed out on the side. She sat in the car, just left, and then apparently noticed that the man’s bag fell. He returned and broke the bag.
Here I am green, I go over, I get to the package - there were banks with beer and eggs. A strange combination. The man next to me is stuck. He didn’t eat eggs, in every sense.
This is the harm of alcohol, and you say the phone lost by drunkenness.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №134098
 28.09.2016
This is:

We need to teach children to "give out" adequately.
Called to? Let him be able to answer with words so that the offender will no longer sneeze.
And teaching him to move his fist in response to the words is a straight path to the colony or traumatology for the child himself.

Gentlemen, usually who says so thinks that a man speaking ugliness from the series "Natasha Bukashka". I will tell a secret, such jokes usually up to 3 class. The speakers often did not say that.
You said, “Nastia, a prostitute,” and then you couldn’t understand why Zhenka, your good friend from all the way, grabbed you with a wallet. It just liked the woman.
Or stick the gum into the girl’s hair. So she had to shave her hair clean.
And then insulting that “waste, waste.”
I remember the fun. He struck the boy in the shoe while he was in the dining room.
All of these moments are not taken from any dirty school. High School, one of the best schools in the region.
Teachers on the drum. They insult? Not their problems. Tinnitus in the hair? The fault itself. Damn in the shoes? He hurt the wrongdoers. They are such good boys... 20 years have passed, everyone is sitting.
The only hooligan who ceased to behave like a freak, who got puzzles.

So what is this? Adults on the drum. And those who have been hated try to protect their hated children by saying that "you can offend, no one will unleash fists."

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №134097
 28.09.2016
From Gipsylilya:

Three elderly women are talking.
The weather became awful.
The most disgusting time has come. From morning to evening, like in London.
At least we have something like in London.

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №134096
 28.09.2016
> A hundred young people organized a massive fight in a town after a conflict in a disco bar "The shelter of a goat"

Babylon 1 hour ago:

Now about every fight of minors are written in the central media, in my youth there was a gathering of dancers up to one and a half thousand boys and even in the city newspaper did not mention this.)

[ + 20 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №134095
 28.09.2016
I bake shrimp every day, not because I am a wealthy worker, but because I work in a shrimp.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №134094
 28.09.2016
HK: And I can’t do procrastination, I’m always distracted by something.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №134093
 28.09.2016
The organization “Officials of Russia”, which sought to close the “pedophile” exhibition, is headed by not an officer. It seems that’s all you need to know about her.

and Zzz:
@ Creates an organization "Generals of Russia"
@ You come to the office "Officials of Russia" and order them to build a mansion for you
@...
@ Profit

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №134092
 28.09.2016
[13:04:19] Husband: Scientists of the European Community Survey of Respiratory Health have concluded that prolonged contact with animals prevents many diseases of the respiratory system in the future.
Wife: What are you doing?
There will be no cats!!! to
[13:05:53] husband :' (

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №134091
 28.09.2016
xxx> what is it?
yyy> I decided
xxx> is a man!
XXX> What are you looking for?
H&M and I don’t know. I like all the concepts.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №134090
 28.09.2016
The Patriarch signed a ban on any kind of abortion.
Oh, butterflies, let’s stop the men, right? On the deck, what’s in us, what’s in the fist, what’s in the pictures of Joke, the gentlemen, Sturges. Interesting how long will it last?

If they accept, in the spring in the forest plantations oh how many small bodies will be found!

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