by ALA:
Listen to Spaniel.
by Jana:
The hunter runs with him.
by ALA:
I want to run.
by Jana:
He will bite his shoes and furniture.
by ALA:
fucking
YANA
and your connection to the internet
by ALA:
And who will not?
by Jana:
The fish

The plane was preparing for departure. The captain noticed a gray patch in one of the engines, and shouted to the mechanic:
The Semenic!! Take off the right engine!! to
Blame yourself! I have a lot of other things to do,” Semenich cried in response, and knocked under his nose, a fucking jerk.
The captain got out of the aircraft and went to get the trunk from the engine, as in the back he heard the cry of the second pilot:
"There was a mistake on the monitor of the autopilot, and I did nothing!"! to
“Well, dick press ‘okay’ and I’ll pull the cloth out and fly,” the captain cried in response, and knocked under his nose, the fucking user.
In the aircraft, passengers were placed in the following places:
The stewardess!! I can't attach the seat belt, maybe something is wrong with it? I screamed Igor.
The stewardess approached the man and helped him attach the seat belt. Then he went away and knocked under his nose, Fucking Jizer.
The system administrator Igor relaxed in his chair and prepared for his vacation. Finally, not seeing these fucking users for two weeks, he thought in the taste of a wonderful vacation, where he was awaited by the waiters who would make him remove the crumbs from the table, the cleaners who would make him wipe the dust, the bartenders who would make him mix cocktails himself, and many other people who would not want to raise their ass for the small problems of some fucking user.

The son (5 years old) suspiciously quiet at the table, writing something, and not under my pressure (well let’s write "mama, dad, grandma"), but on his own initiative:
Q: How is it written?
I: Just like I, only with a little bird. (I show it in the air)
It’s curious that he writes so. I approach, I look, with large letters: "Opaganastil"
O_O

Did you see Malysheva show how to masturbate correctly?
Is it on the first channel?
and yes!
-Well, we have the country... The power is fucking, but on the television there are tutorials, how to shake.

The case was in Hong Kong, he hired there to help a street soup merchant. The merchant had a cart with a boiler, soup was cooked right here, on the street. He says their cart has been in business for over half a century, and the main secret of the soup business was to never wash the boiler. They cooked the soup all the time, without the slightest break. In fact, they sold the same fish soup for fifty years in a row, the same and not the same, because they were constantly adding some new ingredients, the ones they were able to get.

Son, I can finally tell you about the secret ingredient of my secret ingredient soup!