The office in the morning. Call to Support:

I: But the printer doesn’t work!
Support and why?

I didn't even find what to answer XD

Q: I read it today.
Dophin: Didn’t the hooli drop off then?
You’re at work, you’ll read it yourself :)

Do you still use a wheelchair?
c) Fabian

Beer for everyone!
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HH: Though...

We go with a girlfriend in the car, she is driving, a girl in the Porsche stops next door, a girlfriend is evil like this:
She sucked!
I am her
Maybe she has earned her money, maybe she’s a lesbian.
Just as evil:
Meanwhile she came!

2: [ 37 ] added 2008-09-26 14:11
Interesting observation: if you press +, then the text appears in the slides.

The idiots jumped.

My fucking house! Instead of such sweethearted "your loch" and "huy", I have in the elevator a beautiful "Franz Kafka!!"

And many did not see the inscription on the screen of the monitor: "Now the power of the computer can be turned off"...and you are about what discs and cassettes:)

A friend wrote a fkontakte on the wall "thank you big, it was wonderful" question: how now my girlfriend to explain that entho was a comment on my vision?? to

Leshiy_x (01:44:42 16/09/2008)
Do you want an Ophigenic cat?
Leshiy_x (01:45:05 16/09/2008)
Everything is red and dirty.
Leshiy_x (01:45:13 16/09/2008)
Hardy almost
Leshiy_x (01:45:54 16/09/2008)
4 weeks 1.4 kg
Meyson (01:46:15 16/09/2008)

Meyson (01:47:41 16/09/2008)
Meyson (01:46:20 16/09/2008)
HY
Leshiy_x (01:46:37 16/09/2008)
A real beast.
Leshiy_x (01:47:09 16/09/2008)
Everything up to butterfly flies.
Meyson (01:47:33 16/09/2008)
Fuck the monster

I, before mixing the vegetables in the bowl, wiped out a spoonful of flour on the cowards.
The Wife:
You won’t bother with this vegetable now!
What do you do when I can’t wash?
Do you even wash before we have oral sex?! to
Only when you have a cold.
Oh oh oh oh!

Say to. I drove in the bus (big with harmony), the people moderate, we travel calmly, without traffic jams. In front of me is a 20-year-old guy, listening to the player, in the tact of music shakes his head. Everyone is calm, waiting for their stops. We stop at the red light, and here in the back of the bus someone enters, not to be strong, but to shake everyone... as they say - no one was injured. And here happens the following! This very guy, slightly rattled from the collision, stands up, looks around on the sides, takes the hammer, which hangs (if not shaken) in all the buses, and huts them on the glass 2 times! Glass in the clothes, the guy hangs the hammer on the spot, and comes to normal state – he listens to music, stirs his head... I look at the broken glass, next to him the factory sticker “In case of an accident to break the glass with a hammer”... And after all, he seems right...

The years of Tetris have made me an outstanding planner.

The washing machine.

A couple of times I sent my wife and son to the sea, because I didn’t have a

I worked on vacation or I pretended I didn’t work because I didn’t work.

My first holiday in Turkey I still remember.

by Sorrento. Well and so "the child needs the sea" - "I can’t" - "and we

What to do? Why should a child suffer?" - "To ask, fly

I would like to work with you".



Both times were blessed, I’m not afraid of this word, two weeks.

And here one time I, already strongly subdued, broke through "to arrange

Yellow" It was not long before the family returned.

On the other hand, on the third day after I took them to the DMD on the plane.

Something broke up and that’s all. I really wore a few hours.

The apartment. All of. From and to, including the toilet. After every drink.

Drink (and I did not interrupt this process) I opened up something

another corner with dirt / dust / bark. Why and why I did this,

I can't explain it because I don't remember the past + drank at the end

very much.



The apotheosis of my general cleaning was a completely unexpected visit of a maid.



She, you know, is a wonderful and sweet person, we have her with her.

Excellent experience, tested by thousands of times. But here with such

She just didn’t know me, and as if I didn’t have this one.

The sides. That is, in her understanding I and the banal washing of dishes are things.

It is incompatible, and in fact it is. I did not hear the arrival of the witch.

The music sounded loud.

When she entered, opening with my key, I was in a knee-armpit position washing the house.

Floor in the children's room. She did not expect to see what she saw.

The whole apartment shone. I am, in some cowards, drunk, somewhat shy and

Hichika himself under his nose finished his "last smear", pulled off the cloth in

The last time and (here is just the pause between the songs on the record) released in

The broadcast loudly what, sadly, made me amused. Here in our archive.

Families have differences.



Did I say something a-la "in Natashka ohuieje when he returns, gygas",

Would it be "the witch would see it".



I think both options were good to complement that.

The picture of the surgeon that the aunt watched. She just sat on a pubic in the hallway.

And she cried out, making some squeezed sound.



Well here I am, the gallantness itself – "hello, Marnikolovna! Let us s

We will drink from you, and you will not drink from me, and you will not drink from me.



I remember she was very pleased. I also remember her.

The eyes. They said everything.

Good advice for hospitable hosts

If guests come to you and you put the fucking stuff on the table, then no one

I can’t say you didn’t have anything on the table. And if you

Put the hernia in several kinds, then you can tell the guests:

"What kind of shit do you need?"

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Boris
No one to answer for the Bazar?

Siddhartha Sergei
Fuck, the idiots are different like always! I could not comment!!! to

Boris
The Bugga! answered

News from RBC:

Vladimir Putin: Russia will not change the model of economic development in connection with some political events.
Putin: The government intends to further reduce taxes on oil and gas in 2010
Vladimir Putin: The Ministry of Finance of the Russian Federation intends on September 22 to carry out the auction placement of loans on the market for 3 months.
Vladimir Putin: The government of the Russian Federation will adjust export duties on oil based on the analysis of oil prices for 17 days.
Putin believes that the situation in the financial market is not related to the problems in the Russian economy.
Vladimir Putin: The issue of reducing the ESS can only be resolved after determining the parameters of the pension system.
Vladimir Putin: The government of the Russian Federation makes a pause on the possibility of reducing VAT.
The Russian government will give credit institutions the right to keep deposits after January 1, 2009.
Vladimir Putin does not believe that it is time to spend oil and gas revenues onining the financial market.
Vladimir Putin believes it is economically justified to allocate 500 billion rubles. Supporting the securities market.
— — —
Dmitry Medvedev: I totally agree with Putin.

XXX (01:16:55 22/09/2008)
Yesterday I watched The Incredible Hulk.

XXX (01:18:21 22/09/2008)
so he ended up with the fact that to the commander who fought with Hulk came the Iron Man )))) from the movie Iron Man ))) I already thought that I was fucking on the ground of boredom )) and no in the next movie the heroes and both of the movie will be somewhere next type in the same world )) original move )

XXX (01:18:39 22/09/2008)
Well, like if the Terminator came into the main instinct and fucked Sharon Stone.

The bones of all the mice have to work today!
...??? to
The entire accounting.

Well gone... Tuck – doesn’t work... In the second, third, fourth... What, mja, for
My mouse fever is like this... I overload the comps, I pull out the mice – it doesn’t work.
I insert my - it works. In thought, I turn one of the mice -
Sensor with an invoice. The number! They had the inventory yesterday. I am
Well, of course, Deffy, it is clear from the technology far away - well, that all four
And so much!! The shock.

History from school time:

A Russian language teacher explains the topic of using a tiret in exchange for a repeating member of a sentence. He explains long and tumultuously, but a voice comes from the class:

And how to distinguish between cases when to put a mark or not to put?

Do you feel when your member falls out? Hmmmm...

The lesson could not continue.