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[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №155057
 28.09.2020
We approach the building where the bowling is located. The time in the area is 23 hours, we doubt whether they work. At the entrance administrator, we address her.

Hello, what are your working conditions?

We work until the last customer.

Great, then we go in!

Unfortunately, the last customer has left today.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №155056
 28.09.2020
It is not holy, it is what I live.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №155055
 28.09.2020
How to get rid of a “single mother”

We have some friends, a family couple, Anna and Oleg. They are just forty and have no children. No, they are not childfree, becoming parents did not allow health. When it became clear that Annie would not have children, Oleg said that for a happy life he needed only a wife, and you can live well and without children. What they do. To be honest, I think their life is ideal. They travel a lot, do sports, and are very happy. Everything in their lives is thought out to the details, whether it is a dinner or a trip to Machu Picchu. There was only one thing that overshadowed their lives. Follow the words of Anna.

I was looking for a new apartment for a year. Coming side by side with the alkas, the main criterion was the presence of adequate neighbors. Finally we found the perfect apartment, cornered, last floor, bottom of a pair of age and newlyweds in a neighboring single house. They made repairs, moved and lived two years in peace and agreement until the neighbors had a child and they sold the apartment. There was a young mother with her daughter, 4 years old. And here begins hell. From Monday to Friday, the mother wept at her daughter, the daughter wept simply because she wept at her. It all lasted for hours to three nights. In the weekend, the girl was fused somewhere and a continuous girlfriend began. After all the threats from our side, the music slowed down, but the “horse” rust became even louder. In the morning, they were singing. Only I was able to fall asleep as I jumped up from the lengthy “Ugnaya, Ugnaya”. There is nowhere to go, hell, there is space. No walls or doors. I have already started repairing that I love so much.

Then she took the dog. A small one, whirling and terrifyingly loud. And to all this weapon added a crackling, this is the kind of sound that this spitz made. I was already accustomed to the bull of garbage bags that this mother-hero left for the night in the tamper, but one day I got stuck in the shit. After a deep night, Mommy slept until lunch and, of course, she didn’t come up with anything better than sending the dog to a walk in the tambour. Now, even in the morning, we had to go out with special caution, a small spitz so longed to sink into our guests. He scratched a couple of times. Like in the multicast. Our cat walks on a luster, around a feather, my husband and I try to catch a small warhead with a destructive charge.

To all the claims there was one answer, I am a mother, I am hard, I am raising my daughter alone. When I asked early to put the child in order to let everyone sleep, the answer was masterpiece: - we have a small apartment, the child has no place to play, here you have no children in a hundred meters, you can take it in the evening. Oh, I dream of doing someone else’s child every night. The tambour was becoming more and more loud. We did not argue at first. When the first package of garbage appeared, I, realizing that it was difficult to live alone with the child, offered her help. But a poof. I have a child, you owe me everything.

Eventually I could not stand and went to the area. He wept, sincerely sympathized with me, said that he could not help anything, but advised one option. Write a complaint to the guardian. I was surprised:

What about guardianship? She is like a child does not beat when the girl is at home, drunkenness does not suit. What was the answer:

If you want to live a normal life, write a statement. The text is approximately like this. This citizen does not work anywhere, is engaged in prostitution in the apartment where the child is. The girl is probably beating, because she is constantly in blue. Please check and take action.

I left the police in anger. I’m not going to write anything, it’s just bad. Better I make sound insulation and generally sleep in the wardrobe, there is no such sound. So I lived a few more months and realized that I was ready not only to lie, for the sake of a peaceful life. I was ready to send a forever strong child to a children’s home, a dog to a circus, and my mom to be shot. I really hated them all. I treat the children well. The nephews dream of staying with us overnight, we set up a tent, look at horrors and have fun. I hated that girl.

The guardianship worked quickly. At nine in the morning on Monday, the commission was on the threshold. I didn’t even go to work and attached my ear to the wall. It was wonderful! Dog fucking in a tambour, a sleepy mommy, a mess in the apartment, a mountain of bottles, after the weekend. I was delighted! I was not ashamed of the drop. The aunt of the guardianship got caught dead. I don't know what they threatened her, but as a result, the neighbor went to work, gave her daughter to the kindergarten and got rid of the dog. And now we have complete silence and complete relaxation. She doesn’t say goodbye to us anymore, well, I’ll survive.

This is the story. I don’t even know if Anna did the right thing. In any case, everyone benefited.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №155054
 28.09.2020
Where can I get my contribution?
You went to the bank, right?
Well yes.
Go to the bank and ask. We have Sber.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №155053
 28.09.2020
2017 year. I hired a girl, a distant relative of our oldest (at the time of work) employee, to the position of a "trade representative on the allocated price", more simply - "VTP". The contract is great, the salary is high, the payment of everything and everything. I do not want to work.

It is necessary to pay tribute, the first half of the year, the girl stepped up, developed the base, increased the volume of sales, paid money to the box office in time, respectively, and the size of her motivation grew.

Then suddenly there is some failure in her head, she collects a decent amount from counterparties in a couple of days and disappears.



Calls are not answered, all attempts to contact by phone through parents and relatives are in vain. Our security guard went to her parents. I told them the essence of the matter, and very polite, without any pressure, agreed to meet with us in the office and discuss together how and what to do next.



The next day, a call on my phone. A man calls, appears to be the husband of our accident and in an official tone (apparently recording the conversation) warns me that if I do not stop the pursuit of the “innocent” (so he said) girl, which, according to him, I want to “throw and take away”, he will file a statement to the police. I know that the girl has no husband. The questionnaire, a copy of the passport, the contract of mat.responsibility and the acts of verification from the contractors are in our hands. I didn’t talk to him, I polently said goodbye, “OK, we’ll see you in court.”



In fact, it went out. Our lawyer filed an application to the police, the court came with a full package of documents. The party did not come and did not provide a representative, although they were notified by all possible means. Of course, we won the case. We were offered a peace agreement: if the debt is paid in full before the end of the year (in fact it was offered a delay of 4 months) - we will remove the charges, but the girl ignored this offer. A criminal case (the amount dismissed is quite large).

A couple of days after the verdict, a call from her “husband” again: “Here is her address (it calls him), go to her and take the money.”

To my question from the section “why does she not come and give money to the box?” the answer was brilliant: “she does not want to listen to anyone and go anywhere, but she will give you the money.” After consulting with the lawyer, he decided not to go anywhere. This could well be the result of subsequent charges of extortion.



The result – the girl has a postponed prison sentence because of a young child, but will sit anyway. Pay the debt too.



And I have the same question: did she (VTP) do all this? She was born with money (related to construction), she was far from a fool (otherwise I would not have taken a job), her salary was very decent, was always paid on time, without delays, so NACHRENA? What’s missing and what’s going on in the head of such “chucks”? Why ruin your life? I am confused...

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №155052
 28.09.2020
I stand in the yard of the house near the entrance in the car I dig. A man approaches me and begins to ask for money. Next I am, M is a man.

I’m sorry you don’t have 3 rubles.

No – No

M - Well I see what is, my friends beat me all took away, not a penny at all.



I looked in my pocket for the little stuff I gave him, he left.

I sat in the car and continued to dig in the settings. A knock at the window. I raise my eyes again, this man shows me to drop the glass.

I go down and he says to me:

I'm sorry you have 3 rubles will not be me my wife dropped out of the house...

I-man you approached a different story half an hour ago

M (rotored) - Bl... with me constantly something h... nej happens..))

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