You cannot prove to a free doctor that you are sick, but to a paid doctor that you are healthy.
© Irina Zaletaeva

The poster of the plagiarism of the plactic oakons of the day on the street saw...
There is a great grandmother, whispering in the window and saying, “Don’t go, grandmother, we go!”

This is what I do not understand:

xxx: Fig-se close-ups curled: "Blizzard Entertainment is a company of equal opportunities. Our rule is to hire qualified employees, regardless of their race, skin color, gender, age, religion, origin, citizenship of a particular country, family status, sexual orientation, gender, genetic data.
XXX: What is the difference between gender and gender?
YYY: Gender is from birth, and the second is how you accept yourself.
xxx: I already represent a seven-year-old black transvestite.
And also gay.
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ZZZ: A gay transgender? O_O and how?
xxx: So the phrase about genetic data didn’t confuse you?
Zzz: Oh, one head is good, two is better.

If the two-headed seventy-year-old gay-negro transvestite patches WoW as a god, then even you, three-letters, shouldn’t fuck the rest.

Director at the meeting:
Ladies and gentlemen, let us not be upset! Do what you need to do so that it doesn’t happen!
The same person at another meeting:
Ladies and gentlemen, let’s finally focus. How many days do we have in the year? is right! 365, not counting weekends!

It is funny to hear calls to protect children from the matter. Because children are more mothers than any adult. And only after adulthood comes understanding when to keep the tongue behind the teeth, and when not.

I confirm:
and accuracy:

I’m always watching, in all the movies, G.G. runs somewhere, or even chases a supercriminal, the ladder begins, and... he begins to climb the stairs one by one, quickly and quickly. Oh fucking! When I was rushing to my friends for football as a child, I made one jump! I do not understand!! to

Only there is to brake and turn. I jumped through the fence from the middle of the flight :) Also a flight by one jump

I have roots in my childhood barefoot so caught the scale of the pioneer camp supercriminal :) After two jumps the distance was reduced so much that the third was performed virtually on this evil villain mind, more precisely, on the head containing it :-D

A colleague cries out of the office - the printer is not working!! to
I come. Indeed, the error - the printing mode does not coincide with the format of the paper in the pot.
Collega: I checked everything on the computer, printing on the A3 needs!
I open the box with A4 paper.
Should I put the A3 paper too?? to

...And you know that if you drive on the track and suddenly see some frightened man in a hat and a long coat throwing something wrapped in a bloody shell into a pipe, you can never go back to see what it was?
No, if there is a double consistent, of course, you can’t go back. If it is interrupted, it is possible...

and Ailev:
The house tree is slowly roasted and goes to feed and brush the rabbit's teeth. The rabbit from the tree has complete happiness, there are only well swallowed sticks left, even without small frogs. It also turned out that the rabbit would love to eat Maasdam cheese. Cake with cheese, hm.

Out of the darkness came one golden eos.
I wore purple fingers.
Long sitting Odysseus wise in sorrow.
Thinking about setting up an essay...
by ber.red

XXX is fucking. This stuff with strings doesn’t want to work >_<
YYY: The ordinary outrage of the programmer.

My father had one job all his life, I have six, and my children will have six at the same time.

A 27-year-old patient comes to my colleague. In the course of the case it turns out that she has anemia of a mild degree. The patient, smiling, at the end of the reception gives that to raise hemoglobin she decided to drink a glass of blood from a friend, because he has high hemoglobin. According to the patient, it was advised by some "doctor", to whom she went with a blood test. Well, you represent the expression of my colleague’s face and her words. The patient said that she knew that "ordinary" doctors would not understand her and would accept her adequate offer.

She worked in student years in the dean of her own university. One day, a truck came for a lecture. and Anonymous. The story tells that he is dirty harassing male students. Then in a couple of hours - on him, which requires bribery. Then again and again, in general, by lunch I was sure that there were few people worse than this teaching in the world.



And only then an experienced colleague advised to verify the schedule of teaching exams and the schedule of the parish anonymous. With the words "this year something bad, good he became with the years!“”

Once I worked in advertising and I had a wonderful girlfriend. She somehow, probably after school, needed to buy a bottle of good cognac as a gift to one "necessary and good" person.



She decided to consult with me what better to buy a cognac. As a gourmet, I recommended her a certain brand of good cognac and forgot about it. It took some time and she brought the bottle to the office and said that she should stay here until it was handed over.



Oh, only Krishna knows what a temptation it was for me. It was my favorite cognac and I was looking forward to it. One evening, I was overnight in the office again, well under the temperature, and I was so eager to continue looking at this bottle that had long been lying.



I could not stand it and opened it. I spent two wonderful hours with her. It was pleasant, beautiful and mutual. I thought it would take a couple of days and I would put the same bottle on the shelf and she would not notice anything. The next day, however, she looked into the water and called me and told me that she would come in and take the bottle to give it to a good man.



Hearing this, I rushed to the store to buy and put it in place. I went into the tape and there was no such brand. I crossed the road and went to Ashan and there was no one. I was very worried and in a hurry.



Daria had to come minute by minute. I drove on the way to Spar and there I found this craved bottle of this brand of cognac. I bought it and quickly took a taxi to the office and put it on the shelf.



She came in five minutes. I got the cognac out of the closet and gave it to me... it was cognac for me. I have never felt so sad and satisfied...

We had a patient, a 97 year old grandmother. As I admired her, there were no words.



Imagine, 97 years old, an absolutely reasonable, adequate person, with a sense of humor and amazing willpower. In the second week of our arrival, she suddenly got sick in the stomach at night, her ulcer was perforated, she had to wait for a surgeon from another hospital, then her husband to be transported to the surgical hospital. She went to the hall in order not to interfere with the sleep of the neighbors, quietly and quietly occasionally settled, still joking, tricked: "Oh, it hurts! Oh I give birth! I’m probably giving birth to twins...” and she told us, “Girls, don’t worry about me, I’ll be fine.”



A wonderful lady.

This is a small mistake.
Teacher: Do you call this a minor error because you have the sixth font in your text?

xxx: Oh, you can make glass package advertising on this topic with the slogan: "He didn’t have our windows, and from the noise he went crazy".
YYY: And scream in the megaphone this advertisement.

As a student, she worked as a salesman in a store of products for sewing and handicrafting. Somewhere nearby lived a madman who was bored, and he was entertained by shop scandals. It was not officially the first. He usually came and started asking stupid questions until either the seller came out of his hand or the buyers in line. After that, with a clear conscience, he arranged hysteria with screams, whispers and matts.

One day he appeared again and began a conversation with the question: "Why is this round red button with a diameter of 20 mm different from this round red button with a diameter of 40 mm?"

There was a new woman in the room who had never met him before. She looked at him with honest eyes and answered with a clear voice: “The difference is in diameter, one 20 mm, the other 40!”

“You, girl, a programmer, probably,” said our favorite and disappeared for a couple of months.