To yesterday’s story about Saturday and work.
I was told by an Orthodox with peys that a rabbi once asked:
Can I have sex on Saturday?
R with whom?
“Well, with my beloved woman,” was my answer.
R – You can...
And with my wife...?
R is not...
Why is it so?
R is work.

A Ukrainian member of the parliament has come to hunt a bear. Jeep - a hammer, camouflage, super-wrapped machine with optical night vision...
Going into the woods, meeting a man in his legs, in the uchanka, in the telogreek - a typical village man.
Man: Oh dear man, where are you going?
On to the bear!
The man: - Yes, this is an ungrateful occupation... the bear is the master! On him my grandfather with the rogatine walked, my father with the rogatine walked...
Deputy: You look at it! Automatic - even if the elephant wave... Optics, bullets with a steel core...
He goes into the forest.
The man:- Yes, now in the forest in general is not worth walking... The bear now not only two rogatins, but also the machine will still be...

The snow is coming, on the street -10, sweet you changed your leather for the winter?and ;)
YYYYYYYYYYYY
I stopped shaving my legs :)

xxx (18:08:05 18/10/2009)
To beat me the camp itself...what to do?( by

yyy (18:08:19 18/10/2009)
Do you have the system down?

xxx (18:08:24 18/10/2009)
Yes Yes

yyy (18:08:44 18/10/2009)
Wash your feet and lose consciousness.

c) Impulse136

On my boss, nature not only rested, but also drunk, fell into a coma, and then died, stunned.

Chapter XX: The Pickup! I am ugly.
YYY: What again?
XX: Fuck decided with Nastya that she moved to live with me, but I must first talk to her ancestors about this. Well, I drank a little for courage and came to them, and then better don’t ask.)
YYYY: Let’s go somewhere! It relieves.
XXX: Shortly, the light in the hallway started to turn on, knocked the rope and torn off the whole lamp, then the jacket knocked down a bowl of sugar (dredbezgi), then pulled off the hanging when the jacket was hanging on it. Then Nastya says that I am a little drunk and that it is better for me to come later, was going to leave, and then on the noise of her dad came out of the kitchen. I did not notice him. I stood back to the kitchen. He put on his jacket and knocked out his front tooth with his elbow. I apologized and wanted to retire from there as soon as possible, but I forgot that Nostka’s door pen opens upwards, not as I do downwards. Shortly afterwards, I removed the pen from them.
YYY: Fuck you, you’re like always!
XXX: I have the feeling that they won’t give me Nastia now... cry

Fuck, you’re like that, just take your eyes.
Oh... continue it.)
Now you know that it is stupid shit!

I generally do not like the daylight, I walk mostly at night.But when a girl came home to me and began to stack the spaces between the curtains, I realized that this is my fate.)

A friend of mine has not so long since left to pay home debt. And with him in the company serves ordinary by name Good. I don’t know how his peers called him before the army, but now, if the rotting worshiped the whole caser, everyone knows who it is addressed to.

Conversation of two friends

You know... I want a bell to ring one day, I want to open the door, and there is HE... in one hand a toothbrush, in the other a computer...
yyy: :))))
How will I know that he is with me forever?