Comments to the article about user dissatisfaction with Apple programs:
ltfvjy 28.10.13 09:47
Your creatures are dissatisfied.
and survived!! to
This morning when I found out today’s number, I call my wife.
Joke, is it a joke?! to
Wife: Noah, I’m sleeping
I: Kiss, we had our anniversary yesterday!
Wife: yeah yeah yeah??? It is true! exactly! We are crazy 😉
to this:
I have a joke here.
I need a cash loan of 50,000. I decided to go to the bank "Pushkin" to see, they are in the neighboring house, nearby. I went to the site, looked at all the conditions, decided on the day to go to them, make an application. In the morning news - the bank "Pushkin" withdrew the license, the bank closed.
Fuck him with him. I decided to go to the bank "resurrection", I have their salary client. I called them, we talked, we decided to go as soon as time comes. after a day or two news: "rebirth" bankrupt, urgently withdraw money from cards and accounts. The hysteria was capricious, the people rushed to shoot the bubble, the rows at the ATMs at the time were. The bank has never closed, but there is still a rumor that the curd is about to come.
In the weekend made an application on the website of GE Money (Ji Mani) bank, they called back, talked to them.
Today, on Monday, news on the Yandex - "Sovkombank buys Russian “daughter” GE Money".
I have a dollar!! You are alive!! I knew!! to
It was good for the savages: not like man - killed, like - eaten.
Last year, my mother came to visit us with her cat, whom her husband hates. The cat was sick. And since her husband was on vacation, he took her to the clinic. He filled his passport there. It opened in 2 years, with the next trip to the veterinarian. The doctor almost burst out when he read that it was a hybrid of hornet and toilet paper and her nickname was “The Shame of Siam.”
I call a taxi tonight. Instead of her usual service, she called the service of a polite taxi. It became interesting how polite a taxi is different from the standard.
There is a taxi, but with other trailers. I approached the driver and asked, “Is this a polite taxi?”
Which one, na... The driver responds.
“I called ‘polite’.
“Well, it’s me,” the taxi driver replied. “We are polite and we are sober” (the last word sounds very doomed).