XXX: I decided to check if the capacitive display on my smartphone will respond to the heated nail.
XXX: I don’t have a smartphone anymore.

xxx: yeah... when I wrote you a fun message "Hello! I haven’t seen it for a thousand years... and secretly hoped that it would be possible to become good friends or old acquaintances... apparently it didn’t work. Once again, you take a very strange position in my life. You either appear or disappear from it, and the attitude toward you does not change...I wonder how long will it last? A lot of men have gone out of my life, and you are still there. And why? 😉

YYY: Yes because I’m hollowed.

xxx: the fuck)))))))

The knife-stroporez is the embodied dream of any military equipment designer: cheap, perfectly performs the assigned function and is not appreciated by the citizen.

M: Yes, she’s great, I’d beat it!
You have no taste! You’d even beaten a dead cow.
M: For whom do you take me? I think you are a fool!! The dead would never be struck!

Yesterday, his girlfriend picked flowers, knowing that she loves the living and uncut-taken in a pot. The Home Dialogue:
I am a baby, hello. This is for you!
D: Fuck, I don’t like when flowers die!
I: So is he in the pot...?! to
D: He wants me to kill you!
I :...
The Cactus! I have to give cactus.

I love my friends. On my phrase that my boyfriend was poisoned, both with hope in their voices asked "To death?"...)))

From a discussion of the creativity of a young symphony metal group:
Xxx: straight like my grandmother on the piano fucking

A friend invited me to a wedding today. He has lived in the United States for four years, earned very well, received citizenship, bought an apartment, etc.
And it all started with Pokémon on a gameboy, which without knowledge of English would not go through.

Twenty-First(14:20:54 28/10/2012)
Are you sitting behind bars in a crude jail?

XXX (14:21:22 28/10/2012)
Are you dry?

YYY (14:23:36 28/10/2012)
Working out of youth
My sad cat mocking his tail
Delayed whiskey chews on the table

He cries, throws, and looks out the window.
It was as if I had thought of one thing.
He looks at me and laughs.
And he says "Let us drink"

YYY (14:24:13 28/10/2012)
The fuck at the end was a bit out of rhythm >.<

by Jikata:
Konstantin, it doesn’t matter who invented it first, especially when those who invented it don’t matter, but those who supposedly invented it.
by Konstantin:
Jikata, I don’t want to break your code =)