From the Linux self-taught:
After that, you can do as Microsoft recommends: “Take the back of the dashboard.”
Wait until the installation program does it all for you.”

Astrologers have announced the year of the Tiger! The population of all houses increased.

Attention people!
I remind you that the combination of cat + duck is deadly for the cat! If the animal is still enjoying the rain, it can not be carried! Carefully cut in the cat's ass area, and you will save your animal's life.

A few days ago, on the old Arbat, I saw two men crawling on a half-clogged lamp TV from an antique store. 60 kg of TV. Stop to rest. The back to the front:
B is B! He said, “I will not accept you.! to

the olive
Monday, 28 December 2009 by 15:33
And my child came to me with great enthusiasm and said that they showed on television the "old transvestite", that his voice is "happy" and, in general, "cool guy".
It was Lyudmila Gurchenko.

Neronyatkin: When parking in the swarm, you have to first make sure that it is not busy!

From the words of Khrushchev:

“We will never accept Adenauer as a representative of Germany. If you take off his pants and look at his ass, you can see that Germany is divided. And if you look at it from the front, you can be sure that Germany will never rise.”

Studying history is interesting.

Collective stupidity, several hundred years old or older, is called tradition and deserves respect.

About the abbreviations.
There was in Leningrad (hopefully there is also in St. Petersburg) the NIHMT, which was engaged in the study of the effects of radiation on the body. It became interesting where the name came from, the employees educated.
There was at first a branch No. 6 of the Institute of Biophysics, but the times of nuclear submarines came, and they decided to create an independent research institute on its basis for medical support of personnel. And call it the NII subsistence of submarine devices. The name seemed to correctly reflect the specifics of the work, but here is the abbreviation, hm..., pumped - NIJOPA.
I had to invent another name.
It is said that a similar story occurred in the 1950s with the institution with the hard-to-pronounce name NIIUIF, i.e. NII fertilizers, insecticides and fungicides. I think this is for the beasts, still not known by most of the population, even with higher education, and especially in those times.
Therefore, in the original version, it was the NIH of chemical fertilizers and poisonous chemicals. According to rumors, they even made a board with the name and abbreviation - NIHUYA.

My boyfriend is a humorist, a fucker.
The morning. I wake up from the fact that he gently kisses me in the lips, in the cheeks, in the lobby. I do not...
And suddenly, his disappointed voice said, “Why don’t you turn into a beautiful princess?”

Frey
If knowledge was transmitted sexually,
Tild
Everyone would have touched the one.
Tild
Literally

My dad told me it was in the 80s. At that time he worked on the country's most expensive Silk Combinate. And they sent them from Japan for the machine some super-popper expensive drum, and with this drum a Japanese. So this Japanese barely slept with this drum. And by the end of the week he learned only two words in Russian "Hello" and "Late". >_<

So then gentlemen. New requests need to be formulated more accurately. When we all asked for snow a month ago, nature took it too close to the heart and poured us in snow under the frost of the 30th of December.
We started to want a warmer weather... We got it. But I don’t want to wet in the lawns at the end of December!! I don’t want at all!!! to
Let’s all concentrate on -5 degrees Celsius and on a light blanket white snow. thank you)

V. Yanukovych: “Ukraine for people!”
Orcs in shock.

XXX: Well let’s push away from the opposite...Look here
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Email by corporate mail:
Dear girls and boys who have had a great fun at the corporate evening!
Who has lost:
A 5 carat guard
Clamps for a tie.
The bell
Rushed
A metal knife.
Vehicle Safety Package 7A
You can send it to the staff department.

Trap for office workers: left on the table, where I disassemble the system drives, the cooler from the other side up the cushions. Do not remove the thermostat. Everyone who enters ticks a finger there, says "here is a bl..." and goes to wash his hands without saying why he entered :) Some went in the second round )))

xxx: now instead of the vampire Edward girls will be dragged from the blue humanoid with a tail and glitters on the cheek.

K.O.: Rejoice, mortal, for Captain Evidence will answer three of your questions!
XXX: Is it even so? So... the first question: what does the "reset protection" button do in the tram?
K.O.: The button "reset protection" in the tram restores protection!
Damn, what kind of protection?
K.O.: The button "reset protection" in the tram restores the tram protection!
XXX: why the tram protection?
K.O.: The “Protection Restore” button in the tram restores the tram protection from being pressed on it! Your questions are over.
xxx for you!

It is better to have a blueprint in your hands than a whirlwind in the sky.
It is better to have a grandmother and not all the birds there.