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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №147717
 29.12.2017
Speaking about the expected absence of snow on New Year’s Eve, the mayor of Kaliningrad Alexander Yaroshuk on December 26 explained the situation by the fact that the citizens “prayed.” In November 2017, the mayor of Kaliningrad advised citizens to pray that there would be no heavy snowfall in the winter, as the city's services would find it difficult to cope with snow cleaning.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №147716
 29.12.2017
to this:

My friends decided to try raw food. He and she are very active and hardworking people. At one time, they abandoned the work of clerks in favor of heavy physical work in the fresh air. Those are my friend’s words. After a month of raw eating, the perception of life changed greatly. It turns out that a person needs very little in the work itself. And if you need so little then why hard work, why exercise if you can just not gain fat, why stress if you can pick up nuts in the forest and live normally. In general, they dropped this snare away from sin.
So it is possible that Khomitch is to blame, but most likely just moral values are changing, accordingly and funny you find different now.

He could not sleep all night, tormented by the question: what kind of smoothie did they throw - raw food or heavy physical work in the fresh air? Answer for Christ’s sake, and I don’t know whether to choose raw food or to change work.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №147715
 29.12.2017
An advertisement for the sale of two-month shepherd puppies.

The dogs are taught to children, cat, walk for 15 minutes, glisted. documents of the RKF. Eat EVERYTHING, including gips, carrying wall, fish, vitamins, beef bones, cut, dry food, cat’s tail, tree branches.
They weigh about 10 kg.
Black and grey.
In the photo they are very sad, because everyone will have the New Year in the family, and they have in the puddle... And the tree was removed so that they would not bring it down and bite it...
25 thousand rubles.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №147714
 29.12.2017
Trends in Revenge:
Varfolomey: The official cause of the fault of the satellite is a technical malfunction.
ursus_pensif: In turn, the most likely explanation for a technical malfunction is that something broke.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №147713
 29.12.2017
By the way, excellent differential diagnosis: if they can pump three pounds of muscle to move normally with excess weight and the heart did not jump out, then this is a problem with metabolism. If not, with the will. I saw those and others.

Noah, at least one has admitted. They don’t believe in me like they do in Dexter. Well, you can't go up to the fifth floor without suffocating, and you're a mirage, and you don't exist... I've already begun to doubt a sinful deed. By the way, no muscles I specifically "pumped", they themselves somehow form in the process of moving in space. Weight gains gradually, the body is adapting.

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №147712
 29.12.2017
Time and deadline. It seems to me that the second commentator is just working in state agencies... Once 3 already encountered that the first (developers) deliver an absolutely raw product, which, give god, prayed, fled before the customer (hospitalization) once on their computers, already sharpened under this goal, which they decided - works. The official (who went further than Ward and his son in the knowledge of this terrible devil-machine as a computer did not advance (not by age, nor by rank already) that everything was ready on time (the act of the works performed by the performer was signed, waiting for money, rubbing his legs. The officer is waiting for the prize. It starts "on the web" on the site. And here are the dances with the drums, the calls to the developer in the first place, where the developer can’t even whisper why he walks through the oppa, half of the fields are not entered, and the electronic key is not identified... And a lot of fun, though a collection of stupid compositions.
P.S With "Love", Specialist in installing and adjusting all this heresy type CLAADR, Weapons, EGAIS and others, and others.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №147711
 29.12.2017
They say – of course, bro, right away we activate a special service for you – and no one will call us anymore.
...
The cost of the service is 80 rubles per day without VAT. Disconnection of the service - 2000 rubles.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №147710
 29.12.2017
For the duty of service, we often buy oil to cover wood products. The main supplier constantly, two or three times a week, sends links to presentations, where the German specialist demonstrates the unprecedented environmental value of the product - simply putting half a glass and drinking. Everything would be fine, but the German is different every time.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №147709
 29.12.2017
by Algerd

I read about the Algeria...I hear something is wrong! I thought Olga was! Olgerd Gediminovich, the great prince of Lithuania was such!!! And these foolish earrings invented by illiteracy the "original" name? Why do they multiply?? to

Hitting in this name on the second slang, so in Belarusian it is correct to write through "A", like all the blatant vocals in words with the sound "a". In Russian, the transcription of the name was taken from the source where it stood "o", only and all. And since VKL was on the territory of Belarus, not Moscow, both names remained in their own half. With respect, the Belarusian tourist.

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