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Hey, I’m offered to roll, call Santa Claus to the child and go to Ramstein.
Well, Santa Claus, not a stripper.
I’t give up on striptease.
Should she wash the windows?
HHH: And it was dirty. and prepared food. I washed...
The Annual

How do you write such a bad code?

Without any comments!

If a military unit is formed out of babes who did not have a seated seat in public transportation, it will be the most ruthless and fierce battalion.

Review of the Supreme Court. Hollywood is resting.
In support of the claim, A. indicated that he was on treatment in the hospital.
The diagnosis of pneumonia. He gave blood for analysis and was released.
From the hospital, without completing the treatment and without explaining the reasons. Employee
Aids Center on the phone that according to the results of blood tests
Positive response to HIV infection. On the same day, the applicant
appeared at the AIDS Center, where he received clarifications regarding the
infected with HIV for more than a year, this fact puts life at risk
His close relatives have already notified his wife. after
Additional blood samples were taken to detect HIV.
infections, according to the results of which any form of HIV
No infection in the blood was detected. Message from AIDS staff
Centre to the wife of the plaintiff about his illness led to a sharp deterioration
the moral climate in the family and the termination of family relations. besides
Despite the results of the re-analysis, which confirmed the fact of an error in the diagnosis, the applicant came home in his absence.
AIDS Center staff who informed his father that the purpose of the visit was
control of the condition of the applicant who is infected with HIV. Conversations
This was done on the staircase, where witnesses
They became neighbors.

Will your wife talk to me for a long time?
I hope longer.

When the frogs begin to chew their own stools not for the first time, the moderns release Krake...thee...a diamond.

I read, I read all these sex-related blunders, and I thought, how useful it would be if the gender and age of the writer were displayed at each replica by a machine. It would be immediately clear with whom it makes sense to have a conversation, and with whom it is useless due to the discrepancy of age and life experience. The rise of hormones at a young age is a dangerous thing.

Well, along with weapons and driving time to introduce another commission:
1st psychiatrist
2nd Venereologist
Three O(on)drying the condom for a time (on itself or on the cucumbers - depends on gender).
4 is Theory (construction and physiology of a person in the right places)
6 is Pre-fitting on the mannequins.
7 is The culinary minimum.
8.9 and...
A date without a certificate is considered invalid.

Omg, people, where does this purga about "should be given" and "cannot be given"???? Do you want sex with him? Significance is given. Do not want? Do not give a sign.
Just like three pennies, where does it come from in sex??? There is only one low, imho, that is to force. And if all the participants in the process are adult and voluntary, why limit yourself artificially?? to

"This is a small picture, please add.
Drawing to Dali?
You are a designer"

In this case, the comrade wanted a picture of Dali on the visit card, the reduced version went vertically, but left a large empty field horizontally.

The far summer of 2011. I changed clothes, changed clothes and went home. At the time, as a young professional, I dressed simply, adhering to a sporty style. Jeans, shoes, backpacks, clothes with a cap were the basis of my unfashioned wardrobe. Under the eyes circles, the eyes themselves are red. I go down in the subway and here I am stopped by employees, then like the police. Verification of documents. I found my passport at home and no other documents. Ask to open the backpack. They asked themselves, there were shoes and shape in the laundry. After the discovery of the shirt with the inscription "ambulance" in the whole back at once bored. One even remembered me and apologized. We took his partner with a heart attack from the workplace.
I made the conclusion that it was time to change the style and look at yourself in the mirror after the change.

SSD drive 120GB for sale
XHH: On the photo is 240 written, a fake disk what?
Father: It was my fault, I took the photo from the net and looked at it. 120 is indicated. Sorry to!
Zzzz: Half the grandfather sold already :)

There are often jokes about private studio shutdowns. The fucking! Well, I also watch porn, and I do not remember the music from the screenshot, apparently jokes those who are on it and "end" view >_<

And about the original quote, where a chemistry teacher poured petroleum with samples into the toilet... Well, either it was someone’s wet fantasies, or (I hope) she was fired quickly.

There were such geniuses in the 90s! The former pioneers of something-to-something, the skillers, were only pathetic to denounce the offspring of the communist movement, and when they caught holes in the teaching staff for unwantedness, they could not have so drained!

How to get excited before shooting (I am a photographer, talking about the moment when I already came to the studio, waiting for the client):
Get a camera.
Try to turn it on, understand that it is not on.
Deposit the bricks.
Turn the camera in your hands and see that there is no battery in it.
Add more bricks.
Remember that the battery in the pocket of the backpack, where in a hurry was thrown after charging
Insert an accu.
Turn on the camera.
Remember that there was a backup camera in the backpack all that time.
But I met the client with such a genuinely joyful smile, with which not every bride looks at the bridegroom at the wedding.

>>> ooo.... earned audio inputs on the front panel
>>> there is a button in the settings - called "Open the entries on the front panel". Guess what she is doing?
>>> it includes them!

As the pharmacists say, all diseases are from Nurgl, and only syphilis from Slaanesh.

I wait for the moment when I will start earning a penny enough to fill my basket with extra coins. Sasha 28 years old

As one famous passenger said, “It is better to sneeze a hundred times than to sneeze once.”

Briefly about Moscow. Once returned from Domodedovo on the MKAD to the Dmitrovsky highway. My wife and daughter have already settled in a hotel in Turkey, and I was all driving.