Conversation in the kitchen:

I am not a pizza.
of MDA. "I don’t think I’m hot"
This is a direct Polish actor. You are not pissing.

by Pricelist
The film "Mommy for a Mammoth" was recognized as extremist. It promotes the search for parents beyond the ocean.

The meaning of life in schools as a subject?
So I imagine how the children charged with the moral teachings of the pop one day approach the schedule, see the replacement and begin to pass from mouth to mouth joyful "There is no meaning to life, there is no meaning to life!"

I live in the same apartment with my sister. A guy periodically goes to her, let’s call him Dima, who has one feature: he doesn’t enter the apartment, but runs extremely unnoticed.

I: I never know if we have it or not. There is no way to get to the toilet in a single shirt!
Sister: Don’t worry like that! Smoke like a cockroach, he fears you more than you fear him.

Mom and brother drink tea in the kitchen, I go to the universe. I put on a sweater on the dress, rolling in front of the mirror.
Mommy, wondering: why are you like a French clown?
Brother, Hichika: and that’s Mom, now it’s called Hipsters!

This is a repellent!! You cannot eat it! Smell and smoke too.
Q: Are you still there?! to
Can violet dehydrate dogs be prohibited from sucking?
Zzz: A good, apparently a repellent...

TP: tell me, please, the person who has previously catastrophically forbidden, now allowed to do, what can it mean?))) What do you think? ?

Me: brick car drain, why?! to

XHH: She didn’t work the key, but that didn’t hinder her all night companion in contact.
What about telepathy?
xxx: she found some text file, accumulated words and letters from there, made "shapes" such as "yes, of course!", "what shit" and "what kind of cats" and nobody noticed anything about_O

If you do not stop hanging about the spring stuck somewhere - you will get a dull and dull, dry summer again..and you will hang again ((

biser: I sit at work, I look around the office, the man goes, I look at the puppy’s hands, I stretch out my neck, I swim in a floating smile, I look at a man, a puppy, a man, a puppy. The man reacted strangely to me. I look at it – and it’s a fur coat under the mouse (((

xxx: Today, in the subway, I had a dream of dancing oposums, which argued that the banking system is losing liquidity and money should be invested in sugar plantations in India and Brazil.
YYY: The summary, in general, is right.

From Twitter (several posts in a row):

After work I went to "Ashan" - home ended, apologies, toilet paper.
And here, we stand with her at the box office, and the cashier - a 20-year-old guy - builds the eyes.
He broke through the purchase, took the money and asked, “Girl, what are you doing tonight?”
Well you understood that I answered him by cleaning the purchase in the backpack.
He, by the way, was not offended, laughed together, but for some reason did not want to continue the communication.
Probably the plans did not coincide.

News on Yandex
"Saratov Donor Center refuses to perform the function of a dining room"

Fuck, who are they feeding?!...

I write to a girl:

I’m sitting at work in the Metal Spirit Resurrection Tour t-shirt, and it’s awful. I just learned the dictionary of the word "ohuenno", and it’s ohuenno.

I dare not agree with you, sir. I’m lying at home under a blanket without a Metal Spirit Resurrection Tour T-shirt, and it’s awful.

It was ?

From the Developers' Speech:
Has the service fallen on the test terminal?
and no.
and O_O?
He did not get up there. To fall, you have to rise first.

Denis
How do you look at it to turn over a circle of... beer?

Maximum
This archipidest idea has a small point of collision - the payment period of allocations although it has passed the previous month, but we have not felt them with our hands and the hole in the pocket of the port will be more than the port girl (

I personally still wonder what happened to the trolleybus that we left))))

The man just played in the GTA.

Pearls of Rostelecom
Working in the utility there was a case when the water supply pipe broke... We decided to change. But it wasn’t here it was – in the same place she crossed the telephone line.
The pipe is 3 meters below the ground, and the telephone wires are 1 meter... At the request to allow you to dig, Rostelecom replied with one convincing phrase: “You will pay us for putting your pipe on our lines!”

There is a literary translation exam at the Institute of Foreign Languages. The teacher gives the student a phrase for translation into English. The following phrase:

“Oh, my feet, four clothes,
I want to stay at home, I want to go to Yorgka.”

The student can translate it into English. The teacher reads and gives it to the next student to translate this now English phrase into Russian. The student translates it as follows:

“The shoes glow unbearably with lacquer.
I have nowhere to run. Everything is decided.
I have no longer a peaceful sleep at home.
I’m supposed to stay with George today!”

(Expenses for technical support)
Maruja Ivanovna: Well, what’s there with my laptop?
Smolnyi: the screw is filled with beads... I don’t even know if I can pull anything out of there...
Marisa Ivanovna: What is it? The bed? This is what?
Smolnyi: these are such terrible sectors on the hard disk, the treatment of which is made only with the arrival of guests and subsequent joint laying. and :-)
Marisa Ivanovna: Yes to me. Okay, tell me when?
Smolnyi: krghm... em, nuow... let’s go now, you need a laptop sooner, right?