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[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №6102
 29.05.2008
Swiss scientists laughed for a long time, reading a quote on the BORE about the cellular communication tower in the village, echoing the already almost completed Great Hadron Collider.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №6101
 29.05.2008
The programming language is English... and the line drawing function is DrawLine and not DrawLine.
>NarisovatPalo4ky

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №6100
 29.05.2008
People can’t be together forever... Sometimes they have to joke.

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №6099
 29.05.2008
I sit at home playing X 5 on 5, usually it is I scream with the screams - Rash zig!!!B is all!My parents were not home that day. There were 2 guests :) I didn't think long for them to prepare lunch. After a few minutes of speech and games, suddenly the parents, presented to them the painting of Repin! A screaming son who plays the game and two puppets cooking in the kitchen... A father approaches him and pronounces with a serious grimaso: “Son, tell me, please, how you can make two girls cook at the time you play!”and "

[ + 8 - ] Comment quote №6098
 29.05.2008
<+Mahno> strange thing, before only drunk dragged to break up on the grandmothers, and now it turns out to have copies that can be liked without alcohol
<+Mahno> may it be old age and I need less?
<+warfolomey> I am not drawn to my grandmothers for a long time
<+warfolomey> I am drawn to the crews of the DPS

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №6097
 29.05.2008
He just told us that our chief developer.
From the bank came the requirement to remove from one form the button with which the user was deleted, i.e. they decided not to delete them at all.
The task was sent down to the programmer and after days he reposted "Everything is done".
The module was handed over to the bank.
A week later, a new error was corrected.
The essence of the error was that the button was left, but it could not be pressed... it ran from the mouse across the screen.

The programmer was repelled by the argument that he exactly performed the TZ, the user really could not be removed from the system.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №6096
 29.05.2008
and Interactivity:

Dad by email: I went to Miss.
After 20 minutes, Misha on the ash: your dad came to me.
After 10 minutes, my mom called my cell phone: I just met my dad. Did he tell you he was in Mississippi?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №6095
 29.05.2008
You start to feel like you’re getting older when instead of asking a girl if she has a boyfriend, you slowly look at her hands for a ring.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №6094
 29.05.2008
I list the magazine "Windows Vista"... Page on the 10th I hit the article: three games that help fight insomnia. Description of The Endless Forest. You are a deer. I could not read further. o.o

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №6093
 29.05.2008
(21:12:55) fresh wind: thank you
(21:13:33) ChaoX: I shorter flash ladies, only return later)
(21:14) fresh wind: a little bit)
(21:14:24) ChaoX: mda.. before in the Russian language sentences ended with a point) and now they end with a clamp)
(21:14:52) ChaoX: and start with a small letter)

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №6092
 29.05.2008
She is: Hi Something happened? You were late yesterday, and something was not like that.
He: Yes, okay, I just didn’t expect to see you.
She: In the sense? We agreed to meet...
He: Well, we agreed to meet at the entrance of the subway, where I was waiting for you. I was even prepared for the fact that you confused the entrance and periodically went to another. This was the first time I was waiting for you at the bus stop.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №6091
 29.05.2008
My friend works in the PPS. On the type of work you have to ask foreigners "Where do you live?". He mastered English from fifth to tenth, and was very surprised when people reacted inadequately to his simple question. Once there was a friend with him, a good English speaker, and he was very surprised when the first asked another foreigner: "Why are you living?", sincerely believing that he asks where he lives.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №6090
 29.05.2008
Replaced the sound files of Stalker. Now the stalkers at the fire cheerfully play Polonez Oginsky, the conversations begin with the words "And here, I encountered such a case, a colleague..."Bandyuki now shout "Defend yourself, strike"or "thousand devils". And the debtor from the bar instead of "go through, don’t delay " says "go through the bar, you’ll be a guest, wow"

[ + 13 - ] Comment quote №6089
 29.05.2008
Real story: I go to the store! You need to quickly change the strawberries for a little bit!
I: exchange 10 rubles
It is: no small things.
Not long to think! Give me a chewing!
It is 50 cop. is there?
I: I have, and I give her 50 cops.
The seller gives me a chew and a chew! I go out of the store and don’t get into what’s happening!!! to

[ + -5 - ] Comment quote №6088
 29.05.2008
She
This is fucking. Last night my husband came to us...we couldn’t rest for a long time :( from him.

She
He can sit in mine. So better not answer me for a few days...to avoid unpleasant situations. Okay to?

He is
How to check?

She
Ask the weather.

She
The answer was better yesterday :)

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №6087
 29.05.2008
The candidate should have arrived at 10 a.m. for the interview.
At 10.45, he is not there, I will go to HR. "Where are you?"
We will call.
Call and turn on the speaker.
A moment, a whisper, and then a voice from the terrible body:
Oh shit, shit
Konstantin Takayotovich?
Well (with a challenge)
Are you going to us?
and Nea.
Personnel (which is disabled):
What is so?
I drank a glass of beer this morning and decided that it would go all the way.
The short hips.

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №6086
 29.05.2008
by MaYaK:
I brought up a new classification of errors - by phrases:
"Oh I am sure!!" - a simple error, as well as a syntax error
"What fucking thing?" - The mistake is complicated, the fucking thing knows how to solve it
"What I am?" is a logical mistake

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №6085
 29.05.2008
How to open a bowl with two teaspoons and a tap?
2: Wrapped with scotch
3: jump out of the airplane without a parachute, it itself rises, catches with a tap and eats with 2 tablespoons
4 : Rub the bench on asphalt or concrete until the lid falls off. Lots will be needed, but here is one cup - not. I would wear two.
Thanks to everyone, it worked!

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №6084
 29.05.2008
>> Visitors who participated in the contest can win
>> programs and games.

Guys, you really think that visitors to the site so need licensed programs and games?! )))))))))))))
A creative idea)

[ + 10 - ] Comment quote №6083
 29.05.2008
Xenia, isn’t the stars in the sky today brighter than ever, the soft darkness of the sunset in the reflection of your eyes, your hair develops on the wind, and the shell of trees... just try tomorrow don’t come, I’ll hit the valley!!! Thoughts of sad, and sometimes mysterious, peaceful nights.

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