xxx: fucking, the city or village I will go to is called ))) tadaddammm GÖYNÜK)))
xxx: just don’t laugh))
yyy: The name is fairy )))
Yyy: You will laugh ))
Yyy: I put this name on Google Maps, it shows me a city somewhere deep in Turkey, far from the sea. I think strange. began to watch
yyy: It turns out that where you go on Google Maps is not called Göynük
yyy: More precisely - not just Göynük
yyy: A, ta-da-m!, Göynük Bld )))
yyy: Pronounces with discouragement and despair: Fuck shit!!!! ))
XXX: Blythe
XXX is terrible!! to

The girl has PMS, very irritable, irritable, but she understands this.
Sorry dear, I am so annoying.
She approaches and embraces me, I in response embrace her slightly shrugging her on the back.
Fuck you yourself.

Instead of getting out and going to work, they scream here to measure who will be able to stand more on the stock market. There were a lot of such in the 90s, his wife is in any job, and he is a pilot, blatant, he can not get money at the holographic work.

Any man who stands on the labour market instead of working is not a man, but a woman in the body of a man.
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That was offensive now. As you can see, your wife is struggling at any job. And historically, the peasant women were stunned by the principle of "I and the horse, I and the bull" and "You can still remember horse racing and burning cages." So don’t go here, the grandmother in the man’s body would still smell.

“I used someone else’s eye pencil today, fucking a pencil, blurred.
A stranger? Is it how?
We found it in the car when the luggage was removed.
- In general, by the idea, you should have arranged a scandal with me after that, asking whose pencil.
Ups, I didn’t think of anything. It is too late, right?

Changing pregnant women.
When you get sick with something serious, you get sick of it, I sincerely wish your wives to have a similar view of the situation and fuck exclusively with healthy beauties, until you get in shape. If you lose your leg/hand, just forget about sex with your wife.

To raise a son - does it involve the whole process of formation together with the formation, or is it enough to simply fertilize the egg of a woman with the necessary chromosomes?
by *****
The brain must not have the slightest conception to assume that to grow means only to fertilize. Half such countries.

Honourable citizens of the city of Urupinsk ask the minister of transportation a question: why an hour before arrival in the capital, the toilets are closed, and you can go through their hometown without limiting yourself?

News about the new smartphone:
"The beautiful girls showed the skin flagman"

Commentary
x: "leather flagman" and so is every decent gentleman =)
Skin flagman in men's pants! And the girls demonstrated a flagman with a leather finish.
z: Smart is great, girls are beautiful, the title of the article is brilliant!
k: There is a mistake, apparently) It should be this way: "Beautiful girls showed a leather flagman"

We had a 70-year-old oligofren who really measured the millimeter line of the field of the documents we wrote and did not take into account if we did not fit into the admission.
...
Compliance with the STD standard - not heard. We want to live even better.

As a student, I succeeded in provoking my friends to go to Peter for a few days before a very difficult exam. to walk. Walked properly. Returned the day before the exam. Right in the morning. Exam in 2 hours. I think I need to print questions for myself. Somehow it is completely inconsistent. I printed - and began to cover questions that I don't know. 35 I don’t know, 15 I can answer. I go in (mindfully saying goodbye to the scholarship)... And the teacher is like this – get my question sheet! (I was scared with him and went) "Yes, you have 15 questions that are not taught - they are not taught like the others!" and let me chase those 15 I know. After 20 minutes of conversation, with a confused mine, I was given 5 and released. I broke the system :)

YYU: Drivers usually do this: if an emergency occurs suddenly, you either brake or brake.

God gave the woman wisdom, the devil smiled and rewarded her with breasts.
Her mind is not interested in anyone.

Accidentally heard in the store. One lady persuades her acquaintance to be treated in some sub-Moscow sanatorium, painting her the beauty there. Among other things, literally:
It’s spring, it’s spring, it’s all singing!
And now I suffer as whites and darts sing. Especially in spring.

If Yosif Yakovlevich Bronstein, in Kosovo, drunk, plays ballayka, sings the mother’s songs and dances in a swing, then the Germans have entered the village.

How the pineapples reproduce:
From heterosexual parents, don’t believe it! Six percent of the population from birth have a gene responsible for their attraction to their own gender. Another thing is that in backward countries, a person is afraid to discover this and lives his entire life with an unloved and unwanted husband/wife. Therefore, it seems that somewhere they are few, and somewhere where you can admit it and live - a lot.
6 percent, nothing depends on the orientation of parents, at all times and in all countries. There are a lot of pimples nowadays, such as pimples. Pidoras is the concept of non-sexual and non-sexual oriented. Homosexuality is the norm, but pedophilia is bad.

xxxh: bought a game where you need to read the spell with a voice.I sit, count in the microphone. I guess who will come first, the sanitary or the special forces of the RPC

From zero in three days? Borst from scratch from the first time is cooking great, guy. But about the wiring will be clear in a couple of years, how she managed to get there from the electricist, educated by the Internet.

With regards to pregnancy and sex with a pregnant wife, you are very beautiful and the belly is just beautiful and sex is peculiar because it does not hurt and if you do not need to go to the doctor, you should not be divorced. With respect, father of two charming children and a loving husband.

A 4-year-old child was given a whisper. The horror began, the child used the gift constantly, the aunt shone, the most needed was a gift. After a week of our torture, I said that the gift can only be used in the visits to the grandmother, because it is her gift, and you need to show how happy you are that she gave it. And so the child was constantly asking for visits to the grandmother (and the grandmother did not really like to argue with the grandson), and after the third visit I did not see the aunt for three months, and the whisper disappeared somewhere.

I was in a similar situation - I was in the car with my husband and son. They stood on the lighthouse, and on the radio they say that people cannot touch the tongue. Well, the son in the rear seat started trying - it doesn't work. He says to his mom, “Can you?” and “Can you?” and “Can’t you?” and “Can’t you?” and “Can’t you?” and “Can’t you?” And I also have nothing to do for now - the red light, well, I also tried... We are sitting together three - we are trying to slip our nose. Here I see side-sighted motion some - I turn - in the neighboring car on the passenger seat the grandmother sits, looks at us and baptizes us... It became uncomfortable - I stopped. She caught my look - she sees that like an adequate person and her hands began to stop and almost froze....But here from the front passenger to me my wife turns with the words - "Shimatri, Pafti flapped!"... The grandmother began to baptize us more fiercely...