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I don’t know whether to support you or beat you for being the first to jump out of the plane. Probably to beat. T-shirts like you confuse luggage, carrying someone else’s luggage instead of your own. Fortunately, I took the documents out in time and put them in my jacket pocket. I found my baggage only on the other side of the border, because a rush like you has the intake of everything and all that needs to be held.

Beginning of 2000. One day, my husband and I went to a cafe with live music. The location of this establishment was not the most prosperous. We are young students, slightly relaxed and in a good mood. We were lucky to sit in this cafe with two beautiful ladies. Overwhelming conversations and joint drinking of hot drinks, dancing under live music. Here my companion went out to smoke and came back quite overwhelmed. It turns out that the citizens came to him from the neighboring table (there were 5-6 young people) and very polite asked to pick me up and pull me out of the cafe, because of the fact. The girls looked at them, they sat down before and were going to meet them, but we broke them all the raspberries. Otherwise, the comrade and I were promised to break my legs, arms, and other outputting limbs. Retirement in good and healthy was not part of my plans, throwing out ladies or arranging a fight also felt meaningless. I walked to the musicians and asked to congratulate my comrade on the award of the extraordinary militia title and put a good song. As should have been expected, after congratulations from the chancellor, our loud cries of congratulations, the ringing of glasses, the hugs with the ladies (the ladies, by the way, were terribly delighted with the acquaintance with the organ workers), our offenders quietly rolled away. We spent the evening mentally and morally, getting acquainted with the organs, you know.



P.S After this incident, my comrade abandoned his studies and went to law. He has long and successfully worked on a new specialty, and our country has lost one engineer radio instrument maker.

The sign "children in the car" was invented in the wretched West. It is needed in case of a car accident to give a signal that there is a person in the car who can not help himself, pull himself off and get out even if alive - and more likely to have suffered in an accident than an adult (that is, doctors are absolutely needed, even if the driver got off with a bleeding). Children, unlike adults, are not always visible through the glass, and their bones are more fragile.
In addition, rescuers, seeing the sign on the glass, but not finding the child, understand that he could have flown out of the car and need to look for him.

But in our country, where no one wants to help anyone and even considers it a personal insult, if they ask for help, where healthy men hang a sign of disability for the sake of benefits, where it is inappropriate to insult and humiliate children in the name of politics - in our country this sign is depreciated and no one needs a naphyg.

You will go out into a clean field, breathe fresh air with all your breasts, breathe quas, and life is good!
Of the whole list, we only have quas.

Cultural people should go to the theatre. We gathered, we went. A beautiful four-hour show. During this time, at least 30 times people have phone calls (many have not received a call once, they do not try to turn it off, I can't see), about a third of them answered calls and talked. There were also girls with selfie sticks. And the ladies behind my back brought for a 4-hour performance for adults a 3-year-old child, who periodically nodded naturally.

I don’t understand culture.

The cleaners

They smile and say that cleaning is their hobby, and the love of cleanliness is considered the best of their qualities. Coming home from the street, they dress up naked on the threshold, without touching anything, take a shower, and only washing off the "street dirt", go to their "sterile" rooms. Signs of misophobia include fear of any pollution, avoidance of public places, reluctance to touch surfaces that other people have come into contact with. Sometimes the fear is so strong that it causes nausea, panic, the desire to escape. People prone to this fear greatly exaggerate the possibility of getting sick, which is carried by microbes, and perceive any contact with dirt as potentially life-threatening.
Scientists have long proven that people who are constantly engaged in bringing their territory to shine are more likely to get sick. Passion for purity weakens immunity, making the body more vulnerable to bacteria. Purity obsession leads to the spread of various types of allergic reactions, in addition, "cleansers" are more likely to develop depression.

I know at least two fields. One is the writer and the other is the transistor.

What kind and kind people in this country! Announcement on Japan and immediately the first stone:

A cat came to us. Boy 1 month. I would love to leave, but in the house 2 adult cats. The third is not banal.

YYY: How you pull.

NegativeCreep: the star landing did not read?
NegativeCreep: if we find a highly developed species of ants, we have a puddle
Si_Key: The Current Watched
Si_Key: Serg, I’ll tell you more, whoever does not find us, we’ll have a shit.
NegativeCreep: I think XD

Dear women, girls, girls and some men! How long will you pull your balls in your hands at the level of your knees?

Just before the time when the transport will stop cutting up the bags hanging on the shoulder. Unnoticedly pull out the wallet from the "bull", which is at the level of the knees, is much more difficult.

I am for the sign "Children in the car". You know why? Because children at a certain age to get off and get out of the chair have already learned, and the dangers do not understand and are listened to over time.
And you have to turn on an accident in the middle of the stream, come to the outskirts and engage in education.
And sometimes you will not immediately notice that your child has come out of the chair and quietly does his business in the back seat.

No one word!
What horror

I saw, by the way, as in the car on the front seats are sitting two clusters, and from the back, looking between the seats, stands (!) The child. And all this at a speed of 70 kilometers per hour. So far I think it was their spare child was, or just the intersectional ganglion replaced by the sticker "Baby in the car"...

And I grew up in the 80s, when it wasn’t that there were no car seats, they didn’t need to be attached. Well, did not rely on the rear seat safety belts, the design is not provided. <...> How did he survive? But it’s just a mosquito, not a dumb one.

In the 1980s, this was a period when traffic was so furious (as opposed to the current time) that the MKAD could be crossed at the peak time and not get under the car. Try to float the MCAD at least in the deep night. to survive? Your words are simply "a systematic mistake of the survivor".

Peter, you have a wonderful name. I have a lot of acquaintances with this good and glorious Greek name, and they are all great people. Do you know how the name “Peter” is translated from Greek? It is translated as “stone”. All of these people really have a stone in their soul. Someone has a precious one, someone has a glove of character... But here you have a strange stone. It seems to me that this stone is coprolite.

The question of unhappiness.
When I, terribly afraid of tooth pain, treated my teeth under general anesthesia, I dreamed... that I was treated my teeth, in detail, in detail, with all the sounds, smells and sensations.

answered
Can a photon shine?
No, it cannot be. It lights - this means it emits photons, and the photon itself emits nothing, it only carries energy.
It can light any source, lamp, sun, and so on.

As Herman Gref said, in a couple of years, Russians may not need bank cards.
In the last few days, this is the second statement of a senior official, reflecting the real state of the economic situation in the country.

Not quite understandable:

A friend’s nephew found a suitcase with documents. I decided to earn a thousand. He came to hand over to the owner and... for half a year in court told me that he did not steal.

I want to earn a thousand dollars, how? He called the owners and said "Drop the thousand and your documents"? I don’t know what to be surprised here.

Good luck to you, health, love and lots of money!
Can I have more brains?
Heart and Courage.)
I don’t give it all right away. and Goodwin.
Wow: Then just brains and the Emerald City.

My faith allows me to have two wives.
What religion is this?
Belief in yourself!

The prime minister on the grave to write: and you stay here