Self-control and a constant sexual partner – the key to safe sex
2: As well as the phone of the leather dispenser registration
Vaclavovich is a good doctor. I recommend 😉

After advertising on television, old distributions on the router get a second life.

Do you know anything about Cancer guys by horoscope?
I deducted in the net that bodies with cancers are the perfect couple.
A normal man and a smart grandmother are the perfect couple.

Marsiano4ka: I come to work all dressed, in a romantic black shirt, in a shirt with all sorts of shorts, also black. In half an hour, a male colleague breaks in my workplace:

He: Are you got?
I: No, what did you get from? O_O
You are walking in black.
I am going.
I mean, he is got. Do you love silver?
I am UGU.
He says: Here is it! What music do you listen to?
I like something heavier.
He is just got! Do you have anecdote?
I: Hey what is it?
You don’t know what anecdote is??? What kind of Goth are you?! to

There are four dead flies in the room on the floor.
I think it’s time to wash my socks.

The girl has a tooth.
I: Go and get out...
She said: "You are what? Ohrenel is? ... there is a seal for a thousand and a half..."

She: Sash, don’t stop, let me sleep!
I: Katie, I want you, and you don’t have me!
She: I didn’t tell you I didn’t want you.
I: And what is it about then?
She: Because you didn’t tell your friends about me and that I’ve been living with you for two weeks!
I: Why should I tell them about you if you don’t give me all these two weeks? Why should I be ashamed if before anyone who slept with me or started to stick or I sought and everything is okay!
She: We will still break up in four days and call whoever you want here!
Meaning of Meaning? Why have you moved to live with me if we don’t fuck and you’re going to get rid of me now?
She: Well, I just have a guy with whom I'm dealing with this, and I moved to you because I don't have hot water at home and I'm closer to you to work. So let me sleep.

From the Fonline forum:

You will flute, I will swear to you. Naked and covered with crumbs. You will forget about an erection for six months.

At a conference of doctors dedicated to the problems of resuscitation and anesthesiology, a person became ill because of the whistle reigning in the hall and he lost consciousness. Dramatism added screaming "Doctor call someone!"

You have asked:
"I am suffering by myself. The question. I watch pornos films. And all the actors smoothly shaved. How do they shave their hair?and "

I answer very carefully :)))

a control pharmacist in the head - ask Contex, Kotex, Coldrex, Cornex and Sorbex

I went with a girl to talk about Caesarean section.
She: Should I suddenly have to do the same for Caesarean?
He: You are okay, don’t worry.
She: How do you know?
He: I was there, I know

Never attempt to shave yourself after a hundred strips.

XXX: And we got a laptop with wood in the warehouse.
YYY: O_O
xxx: In the firm package instead of a note two boards.

The cat on the monitor is useful! I also like to run on Monica. But he should hang his tail on the screen - I pull it, and the next five minutes the tail actively wipes the screen from dust :)

I am after the run. I’m in the shower 😉
I would like to have a beer 😉

I was in the metro. Monday in the morning. The driver, apparently, after the weekend, then broke from the spot, then pressed the brake to full. The people telepated on wagons like balls, from one end of the wagon to the other. Finally, after the next braking, a healthy man somehow rises from the chest of the bodies, pressing the contact with the driver. Apparently something didn’t connect so well, because his chubby bass spread across the whole car:
“You’ll do it again, Muddy, I’ll steal to you – and you’ll...
The people have fallen without any riddles. I was driving platoon.

I’ve been looking for a song for almost 2 years! I remember the word from the song...Lukeishen... how is it: (Maybe somebody knows?
user: Remembered how the song sounds... "Hila kale coo lukeishen..."
Red Hot Chili Peppers – Californication?
It’s time to change the title to "telepatic"

I came up with a balanced revenge for the guy for his habit of delaying the shaving forever.
On a date-nocturnal came with unridden legs (3-4 days - and the effect is equivalent to a male scarf of the same time)
The first time, I was surprised, shouted dissatisfied, but endured.
I endured the second night.
I could not withstand the third. Eventually we went to the bathroom. and shave. both of them.
The problem is solved - we now have a new intimate ritual ;)

The Internet Paradox:
It connects people who are far away.
It separates from those who are nearby.