Yuki (20:15:31 28/07/2011)
I sit with the bragu duem boys, one notices a scarring from a heated drill on the inner side of the elbow, well, I recently planted a trail like this, and asks - on the needle? I respond harshly.

An astonishing fact from the Begemoth cat: Some lions gather more than 50 times a day.

The question is: what about the lions?

111: popcorn, chips or cakes?
What do you mind the least? :)
222: E. Calmarov was. or cancers. Or a shrimp.
111: and now return to us from the bourgeois province.

A acquaintance said:
In her work, the originals assigned a phone to the internal ATS - 666. The accounting slang transformed the phrase "to turn to the IT department" into "to call the three six." It is worth mentioning about the spicy detail - the number of IT department is just three people.

You are my cake!
You are my shark!
Do you understand that you just called me a pig? Let it be roasted and dried with sauce, but pig?!!!! to
What kind of pig? You are my cat!

Daria (12:46:29 28/07/2011)
I don’t have anything to eat, I’ll probably have to go home.)
Daria (12:46:35 28/07/2011)
I am so feminine.

Fuck, I once looked into the chat with a female nick,type0 I lesbian))and briefly started to roll to one...I talk to her calmly so,and she stood, asks for intimate photos=(well and I in turn=)))in the end it gives me a number...I call...there are silent..I do not know what to say,all reddened,listening...I got enough if only for a quiet -But.In response to a minute of silence and a hysterical male whisper with a glimpse and a long "blowing"))))and rust where we are minutes 3...there are shorter such lesbians))) p.s. After that I no longer became "lesbian".

I still believe that people still have brains.
Not for the Ayatollahs!
ZZZ: So why not? Aichi has a brain. The problem is that...
YYY: He is on the flash.

xxx: When, this winter, I was in Riga, and asked a Latvian girl at the RESEPSHN in the hotel about her impression of our compatriots, she replied: "The Russians try to behave decently. But we really don’t like the English who are drunk and behave assailantly and then with a trembling voice: “They are writing on our Memorial of Freedom!”

T: Young man, we are copying on Xerox. The cards are printed on the printer, you know.

A widespread phenomenon. When I was young and shy, I went to the dentist. The teeth were broken in one office, treated in another, naturally, and the tablets were hanging. I asked the only person in line: “Are you in the therapeutic or in the surgical?” and he replied:
Damn girl, stupid girl? This is dentistry!

From Skype:
Fun with the jizz.
What is fun?
All the mothers are curly-handed eggs who cannot restore work on the third day, and not those fools who are burning.
The last one with his hands is OK.

You are a programmer, a mathematician, a technician, in a word. How can you describe life in your limited language?
V: <life> userlife </life> lol
XXX is fucking.

I wanted to write something like "I will dry on you", but then I thought, would it be a compliment?) "I am wet on you" - okay? and :)

There was even a moment when I tried to explain to one of my aunts on the phone how to press the F5 key that will magically solve their global problem.

Press the F5 button.
- We do not have such a button here, there is only "Form for printing" and "Search"
Press on the keyboard.
- Oh, I will give you a phone call (delivers the phone to the partner)
We have a problem here (explains the essence)
- I understand, I asked to press F5 on the keyboard
This is where?
The top set of keys, directly above the numbers
- Aaa, file, spell, type, selected...
“No, don’t look at the monitor, look at the keyboard, it’s right under the monitor.
I don’t know what a keyboard is. (Transfer the phone to the first aunt)
- We have a problem here (explains the essence)... and everything is new.

Irina : sleeping hunting (
Alex M: What did you do last night?
Irina : at night - slept, but she is somewhat short (((
Alex M: You probably slept too fast.

Why do you need me so stupid?
Meaning, why is it needed? You are stupid!

Articles on Lurkmore:
On Russian image boards, he immediately came to life, because bears and pedophilia are quite popular in Russia.

Facepalm

In order for criticism to be better perceived, it must end with a positive phrase. Example: You are a pederast, but you have great shoes.”
Shit, do you put such beautiful statuses? =) is

18:09 Olga: What kind of friends are you so far away from?
18:10 平和主 - Vladimir: Well from you so...
18:11 Olga: Well, we can get closer together
18:17 平和主 - Vladimir: How?
18:19 Olga: The Natural
18:20 Olga: Natural
18:20 Olga: Natural
18:21 Olga: Natural
18:21 Olga: Natural
18:21 Olga: Natural
18:21 Olga: Natural
18:22 Olga: Natural
18:22 Olga: Natural
18:22 Olga: Natural
18:22 Olga: Natural
18:23 平和主 - Vladimir: You wrote the answer 11 times - Natural. what would that mean???? to
18:24 Olga: The connection has stalled.
18:26 平和主 - Vladimir: well and?
18:27 Olga: Wolf, not dumb. I want you.

I remember someone told me yesterday, I don’t remember.
Julia: short on the job, the guy has a companion Dima Sova
Julia: he named the son Lion) and the stitch is the Lion Saga, well, a hoole))