There is a friend who worked as an ordinary sales manager and at some time at some exhibition devoted to the achievements of the oil and gas industry was distributing booklets near the island of their company. Those who have been to this type of exhibitions know that customers often go and exchange business cards. So by the end of the day she had gathered a decent bunch of these most visitor cards. Then covet, remove, shorten, all like everywhere these days. Here she remembers these useless squares and begins to send her resume to email addresses from these business cards. Two days later she was called and called for an interview on a related profession, i.e. The buyer. She said that the company is large by the standards of our region with the ZP is 2 times higher than similar companies. But the interview went somehow too formal, without any particular tension. Purely asked where she worked, with which suppliers she worked and basically everything. After six months of work, she went to the accounting office to sign some documents on a foreign trip, and the chief accounting officer said to her, "You are lucky that you have such a roof, you go abroad." My friend was surprised, saying what a roof. And she replied, “Well, you were taken because your resume was sent to HR by the technical director. They thought you were relatives.”

xxx: A huge interview in 5 stages (naturally, Mr. Office, of course, on a poor salary - why did you go? At 22 after the universe and the purchase of fishing hooks wanted a large company in the resume).

12 people commission and the frog and frog - gathered all who did not hide; in front of everyone's eyes of business letters in English, I start to translate loudly. I take a pen and in a minute I find about 10 quite gross mistakes - voila, passed? As if not so: it was made up by the director of the department of VED, who sat at the head of the commission. And this real letter went somewhere in the morning to the overseas Chamber of Commerce and Industry with the signature of the Minister. and BAM...



yyy: A brilliant move, somebody trolled the director of the ZED with your hands :)

Humans have already made such mess on the planet. They are hoping that someone will clean them up.

A man posted a video on making drunk quas on YouTube. And here are the comments of people who have tried his recipe. I read and I cried.

1st A wonderful quinoa! I drank one bottle and drank three. This is where matter comes from – from the quas!

2nd I cooked the quas according to the author's recipe, tried, minutes after 15 felt burning in the stomach by running to the toilet, managed..., only sat cotton broke, thought the ass broke, the head turned apparently lost consciousness minutes for 2-3 came to myself on the push I sit feeling warm and tight, realized that I forgot to take off the pants, the result of things in the washing and I can't go off with a white horse at 2 hours, such a feeling that I hit important organs, and so quas tasty thanks to the author.

Three I have prepared Quas according to your recipe. During the weekend he was home alone. Speaking lying on the couch, putting a laptop on my knees, I sit - rest, pulling the yeast. He wanted to crack here. He says he is home alone. Shame on someone. Shortly broke out of his soul and turned upset. There was no such thing in the kindergarten. Thank you very much for the warm memories of childhood. Quase a fire! I recommend.

4 is I write this comment three days after I was expelled from the seventh apartment. I cooked your recipe quas and it really met all the expectations for taste. Everything was fine and the hammer had time to get into the head, but the terrible thing happened: I sneezed! He sneezed and at the same time made a salve from his ass, and not empty. I got a stool that has tormented me with constipation for the second week. I would even be pleased with such a development of events, but behind the traffic junk of my pocket used a devil, he is a fecaloid, he is a Golgotha. My stomach turned convulsive, I was really pressed out like in a washing machine, and also with special effects in the form of a cracking veil and sprinkle with a fountain of diarrhea. He made the kitchen, the corridor, the walls. I slipped to the toilet, and I had to slipple to the bathroom, I could not go, I gave birth to feces. Apparently the blood spilled from my brain moving to the center of the feces and as a result I lost consciousness. I woke up from the female scream and the sounds of vomiting, it came the owner of the apartment with whom I was planned a romantic. It is worth saying that she was not impressed by my performance in her new apartment.

5 is Men observe the proportions, held 3 days, then took the sample somewhere a liter, an hour later the management company came and the methane counter was put on the ass, they said to the quarter pay will be attributed, for suffocating neighbors.

6 is From all of our team of watchmen, I want to send a special thanks to the author of the recipe. After your cabbage, more precisely after its consequences, our bush wild animals try to bypass the side. Bears and wolves went to the distant border, the wolves threw their horns two months earlier, and the whites began to bring knots to us, apparently trying to redeem, so that this wild smell ceased. Quas is good, yes. We are waiting for the second washing machine with the next helicopter, or we can't handle it anymore.

7 is I wanted to make a quinoa. I read comments. We don’t need quats anymore. Positive for a month is enough. Tears from the eyes. thanks author

8 is Thank you as a king! The neighbors thought I moved the furniture until morning.

9 is I drove on the road to the country, before leaving, I drank quasa. He caught his stomach in the middle of the road and the driver stopped. For the second time, I realized that this wasn’t the last stop and got out of the bag. I was already angry at everything, even though the bomb fell nearby. That shit would stop every 10 minutes. As a result, the remaining 8 kilometers were about 8 hours. I no longer needed anything. Taste is delicious, I approve.

10 is When after using this ferment you go to the toilet, and you go there quite quickly, then sit face to face to the tank and hold, or from the pressure up throws.

11 is I decided to get on the train, so that it would not be boring, to take quas. Ordinary, it was somehow uninteresting, wanted to do his own. I looked at your recipe. There was a vacuum toilet in the train, and liquid diarrhea, say, broke it. It broke so much that the diarrhea used back. The whole floor was in a liquid, and the smell was not very good. The whole car was wiped out of the spirit of your quas and eventually disinfection was carried out. When the guilty was sought, I was quickly calculated by brown shorts (initially they were white).

When you remove your teeth from the dentist, take them with you.
Or dentists put these teeth under their pillow and the Dental Fairy brings them money.
That’s why dentists are so rich.

XXX: It’s still annoying that people who said “I can’t live without you” have never rested.

To argue with an engineer is like fighting a pig in the dirt. Within a few hours you will see that the pig likes it.