to this
xxx: in the usual subscriber department the answer killed me in general: "a man who knows how to use a computer comes on Wednesday, call on Wednesday"

and good day. Is it a Tatarstan airline?
and yes.
Please accept the fax.
He has gone out.
The guts...

Where, I wonder, are those people who are specially trained to press the green start button?

Well, a young man is embarrassed to live communication with girls, what is this?
Another thing is on the Internet: you run home, watch your favorite anime, lick cats... and some confidence is added immediately!

It’s time to add the button "logical, but not funny"

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For reference - SanEpidem will send everything to the landfill and do the right thing. You do not apply your surveys to things there, and we have on the street +10, ice water, wind, sewage sewage in the water, a straw from a blurred cattle molder. Evacupunkts are more like an infection with a bunch of swallowing, sneezing, coughing and only someone's infection with clothes still lacked an honest word.
and...
And do you really think that Russians, mostly living on the verge of poverty, can afford to buy new warm things to send them to you?
And, of course, all Russians are not contagious at all.

If you read this, the desire to help someone will disappear forever.
Sorry, it wasn’t funny, it just hit.

I caught myself in the thought that I lived until the age when, seeing a cute girl, you look at the hand in search of a ring to see if there is any sense to approach or not. = = )

We in Khabarovsk had to look for 30 thousand non-drinking excavators, engineers. No one wants to work, everyone would sit in the offices, and no matter how bad things are in the country. And any normal and working person now will find a good job without problems. The plankton continues to swallow. Well, you don’t deserve a normal ZP with your kids.
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Landlake, we did not drink cranes on 75tr brought up from Machachkala. Everywhere, either an office plankton, or an unwilling to work soberly and, most importantly, responsibly, an alkasna who does not know how it is for at least a week without beer.

Goat crane, factory, Fedya crane maker. The plant is barely blowing and in the time of a large state order does not have time as Fedy after a week in the drink.
...Well, and of course, now Fedea tells complains that "everyone does not live" and "because of one such him, a gold worker...".

Tester: it turns out that the administrator adds accounts, and then at the first login, the user must indicate that he is a user? He can tell you that he is an admin.
Developed by: Yes
Tester: the user can fool everyone and pretend to be an admin!
Developer: Our project is built on trust and mutual love
Test: So it will be.

At one time I was very interested in skateboarding.I met with the instructor, who taught me to ride.Well, and engaged.They ran mostly at night, since they lived in the same house.And here in our next skateboarding, I was very overwhelmed to write.And I can't go anywhere, but I can't stand.Well, I decided on the old side of the entrance.And there's dark+ I'm still on the skateboard.I say "Vitalik, go hold me by the hand.Just turn away.
I take off my pants, I sit down and crack.But here I hear under my ass a shroud and an unhappy voice, "HERE'S BLACK" I look between my legs, and there is a FACE!I scratched on the bomja.On that day there was my best performance on the rolls.I, without pants, along the house, with screams,and even writing!Well, Vitalik forgot the phone at home and did not remove this horror.Al it rusted for a long time.Kill me please, it still seems to me that people are touching me.

What the conscience did not allow before, even the wife now allows.

When I was in the fifth grade, someone brought me naked cards. Of course, all the lessons were forgotten. After some time, already in the summer, a friend who lived in front of the district bathroom ran and snorted that there began to change the windows, and the new glasses were not yet painted. The women’s room was on the second floor and was well viewed from the roof of his house. Two days we sat there and made conclusions for ourselves: either the cards are false, or the beautiful aunts do not go to the bathroom.

The worst job for politicians. No one does so much harm.

I looked at someone on Twitter:
Well, if there is a “peach” then there must be a “peach” too?
WOW: It is exactly. But the “slipper” is a purely male puppy.

When will we see Marina?
HH: Not soon though. She is in shock.
WOW: and in more detail?
Yes, she bought a T-shirt "Smile if you want me". So we went for a walk with her. She cuts out all that fifa.
Then we sit down on the bench, we sit down, we eat ice cream.
And here Marina sees that on the opposite bench is sitting an old, bald grandfather with a truss and smiles in all the inserted jaw.

iksss: Generally, when you open the door to a stranger with a knife in hand, they are very careful and kind at once. I try not to get annoyed, maybe I’ll put a knife in the hallway.

The call:
What is the name of the author of the book "Notice of the rural veterinarian"?
by Google
Oh wow thank you!
A minute later, the phone calls again:
And the name?
by Yandex
Is Yandex a search engine?
Does Google not bother you?

BMX is Hello!
BMX: Are you still in the office?
Anthony: Hello
I am in hell.
Territorially it is nearby.

Dialogue with a girl
She said, “Oh you are a whisper!
I: I am not a whisper! I am a pitch! The big difference
She – and what?
I – How is it? Another Pi! And that’s 3.14 in between!)

Chel is going to Japan.

by 111
You will have to bring Sasha.

by 222
Sake is a weakened to 30 gr heated car.
Do not take him.
Neither Saké nor Netsche.
and Katana.
No wasabi
Bite it all.
Bring me a bunch of flowers, alien.

Less read or watch Harry Potter. As I go, I watch "Living well". Topic:"How does the bear form?" I press a cup of coffee and wait for Professor Snape to come out and tell you about the tincture of peel and the root of the asphodele.

About the school:
When is September 1st?
The second.