I will grow up, I will be beautiful and I will not give it to anyone.

Ramzan Kadyrov received a nominal cortex from the special unit "Alpha"
In the liver?
Unfortunately, as a gift...

My wife was on vacation for a month. She returned and found two new pink romantic candles in a bag hanging on the hangar in front of the door. I called to work and asked, “Where did this come from in my house?”

He said the truth: that he went to a friend for the disc. And to the fifth floor lazy to go up - called the home phone to drop off the balcony. The disk is light, screaming for a friend to find a cargo for the package. I started looking, found something, dropped it. I pulled out the disc and hanged the package on the wall.

Well, my wife listened and told me to bring the candles back to my puppets.

You know... suddenly I wanted to tell you that...
YYY : M?
A true friend is not just a person with whom you go for a beer after a hard day. A true friend is someone who will not only support you when you are sad, but will also rejoice for you when you are happy.
A true friend is always near, even when far away.
A true friend is a person to whom it is not regrettable to give his life.
YYYY : :-)
That’s what a real friend is.
XXX: and you, Zhenya, is a hideout.

The xxx:
My grandmother went to some event, there was little time and she could not find a jewelry. As a result, she wore a flash on the chain (I have it so yellow, fucking) and left...

Tagged with: greetings
Cat: Let’s get to know you?
My name is Katie, and you? How many years? Are you studying? Do you work?
Not to be silent :(
Do you want a poem for you?
This is the case ? ? ?
The horror:
Ride there, where
A new fire is born.
by Vezda
Take me and me.
We go where the moon always shines over our heads.
and ) )
You were the first to write for me!!! I like it so much! ?
It is shit :(

CraZZyGnoM: Yes, you should scream at McDonald’s all your life: Free cash

Sergey: that you all your life in the macdake floor in the sorting wash and envy that I work at the box office

A friend told me that his relative worked as a long-distance driver.
At the cafe, where the long-distance drivers sleep, drink and fuck, the aforementioned relative is standing, smoking in his car. Suitable for 4 men aged 15-16, they say, if 5 pieces do not give, the wheel will be cursed. Man, absolutely quiet: "nu pierced..."Gopnikek fits, with a knife turke...brains on asphalt, 5 atmospheres, hule...

People help me!
In Ukraine, people are being killed impunely.

In the night from 21 to 22 August on the Fountain Road in Odessa, the son of the Deputy of the Odessa City Council Alexander Kravets on the car Mercedes S-55 shot down three people: Vasily Karpenko, Natasha Gusev, Denis Zadarodzhnyh
First, he shot down Denis, who miraculously survived, then Natasha, who is in the hospital with a torn key, a broken pelvis and numerous fractures, then Vasily. Vasily he took off with the open door of the jigsaw, and then flew into the cars parked along the edge. Basil died six minutes later.

At the moment, the “administrative machine” of our city is working to falsify all the data of the incident.
Please help! Help make the law one for all. Do not let the man who killed escape justice.

Earlier, the son of the deputy of the regional council Felix Petrosyan sitting behind the wheel of his father's jeep drunk broke 11 cars in the result of which 1 guy died. The court ruled his innocence.

In response to such:
"Dear admin, I understand that the idea is not new, but still... May still change the design of the page, if not under the MS Word document"

First, you need to work at work.
Second: type in the search engine a CSS tutorial and change the design of the BOR, at least under the word, at least under the command line, or autocad.

Brothers and sisters, support us!

Cat, shredder, 0_o, Odmin, hoyace

It was in one of the shops in Germany. One woman stumbles on another’s foot:
Sorry, I’m not specifically... and so on.
- No problem, - and immediately commented in Russian: - Cows...
In response to her:
The cow itself.

The night, 4 hours. Parking of vehicles.
My friend and I put his car, well, we go to the booth to the guard, to pay. This miracle sleeps like a baby. We knock loudly to wake up. He crashes, and lifts his swollen face into the window. Take a friend and say to him, “A pack of Winston blue...”
The security guard, from the dirt, rushed to look, looked under the table, looked into the closet. And only 30 seconds later began to cover us with mat.

In response to:
For the second week I have been thinking about one question.And what if every person sees the colors in their own way (well, all except black and white)?

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Ura to! I am not alone.)

My husband works as a brigadier. Recently this situation happened: a cement hose fell on his head from the second floor)) Suffered for a long time, but still cut off his jaw))
Now every time the advertisement goes "your hair lacks natural cement?" I do louder, and he is angry and chases me with a tape xD

Yesterday, the comrade with his horses from the club of outlanders on Zenit in the sports bar fell, all on their "uazyk", respectively. From the grief that Zenit missed at the last minute and flew out of the cup, everyone got drunk, even those who did not plan to drink. The service "driver for your car" costs two pieces. They are drunk and know how to count. They called evacuators at 1,300 and went to their homes. A column of jeeps riding on the evacuators brought into the stupor of the gaiters passing by...

xxx: Maybe for whom this question will be funny... I turned over the desktop on the monitor (now it is vertical), I don't know how it happened, I apparently accidentally clicked somewhere, but I want to get back to my normal human horizontal position!Please help me, where to go, where to press, tell me.
yyy: ɐʎǝldsıp ʇoɹoʌod <- ɐıpıʌu lǝuɐd ʌ ıpıɐz

The road is unilateral, but in all directions.

I was fined by one haishniker, and this happened near my house. He touched everything - the headlights were not the same system, the seat belt was not wearing, etc. He didn't love me why. Every morning, coming out of the courtyard to the road, I immediately fell into the hands of this haishnik.
I started the morning with a whistle, shake the sticks and say goodbye to the half. And then that hoodie disappeared. I took a couple of weeks off and developed a sophisticated plan for revenge. Every morning I went out to the yard with a pack of offgenic bones. All the courtyard dogs (stucks 10 probably) smelled running to me. I was happy to feed them, but before I gave them bones, I whispered in a whistle for a long time and waved in front of them with a mint stick.
(I went to a neighbor, a former clerk). Everyone looked at me like an idiot, but the result was worth it. So it lasted ten days. Everyone knows what a conditional reflex is. So, a few days later, this fan of the hollow money appeared again. In the morning, I gladly sat down on the window with a cup of coffee and witnessed this concert: this whistleblower goes out on the road, whispers, masters with his stick, and a crowd of dogs hangs on him with a joyful laugh. He will hide in the car, sit down, get out of the car, whisper and repeat everything again.
For the fifth time, the haishnik gave up his nerves and he left. The dog’s reflex works. My suggestion to the dogs at the whistle and whistle was so strong that the whistles did not appear within two quarters of our house for a very long time. They feared...

Husband and wife in bed.
Re: The cute one! I’ve always been sure, but now I just want to hear again – do you love me?
M (after some reflection): How much?
Thirty thousand dollars, my dear. This bag of natural crocodile leather, you will like it.
M is OK.
N minutes later
M is rabbit! I told you that I love you, that you are the most beautiful, smart and unique woman in the world?
After some reflection: How much?
Two days ago, Jay. Fishing and going back.

Recently accidentally found in my closet a deodorant that I was gifted, I do not remember who and I do not remember how many years ago. I’ve never used such things, but I decided to get rid of them a couple of times.
A woman enters the room.

Wife: What does it smell like?
I: It is from me.
The wife carelessly shrugged her hand to my side and continuing to try to find the source of the smell said: “Yes, no, it smells good!”