I got married a week ago...Today I go home after work – my wife boasts upgrades. On the question of the cost of "so necessary new clothes" I get a worthy and reasoned answer: "What a difference, it is my salary!". He kept silent, as if you’t argue... The wife, after thinking a little, said, “Dear, forgive me, I shouldn’t have said that... Now everything is OUR! “Your salary is mine too.”

In the village a cellular communication tower was installed.
A month later, the public filed a complaint. What, to say, there are headaches, deterioration of well-being, insomnia, bla bla bla...
The director’s response was simple:
This is all shit! Think what will happen when we turn it on.

From a group dedicated to hockey. A commentary on the message that Pavel Datsuk scored a shot in the head, but the goal was not counted:
- And it was necessary to count only because some can not get through much larger gates from the head.

I hope there is a personal hell for those who have come up with building 12-storey houses without cargo lifts and staircases on which two hardly get apart.

Purchase bars of the United States, England, Russia, you can in highly specialized stores, military themes. They are not just military visitors. And also representatives of various informal currents: Goths, bikers, fans of heavy metals.

<<< fans of heavy metals joke))

- You know, I took a strapon here yesterday...
I congratulate you.
So I now think what will happen first: will his dog bite or will the child find?
and hm. Well, try to remove it in a place where the child will not be useful for anything.
Is that on the shelf with his textbooks?

X: You know who you are? You are fucking blonde!
Q: Why is that more?! to
X: Your hair is bright.
A: Well yes yes.

But the iPhone is not a budget. What does it have, productivity and stability? An analogy - some German, reliable, controlled, powerful, comfortable, Mercedes there or BMW.
Yyy: A failed analogy.
YYY: Here’s a lot better: in the body of the Lamborghini they insert a filler from the Ford Focus and sell it three times more expensive than the Nissan Thean. At the same time, they limit the speed of 50 km / h, arguing this by caring for the consumer ("to not break down") and refueling is given only on branded gas stations with fuel with special additives, times more expensive in cost ("only our fuel is quality"). The removal of the limit on speed and fuel costs some money, is carried out by the domesticated Kulibin, and after it the warranty is canceled.
YYY: At the same time, the happy owners of the unit call theanavods "poor" and put on their tarantus a wild-spirited sport damper so that everyone around them knows that a man is driving on a car.

Together with my sister (C) we cross the tram routes:
(I) I am afraid to pass them after that incident...
C) In what case?
Well, the case with Berlioz))
(C) And after the case with Anna Karenina you are not afraid of anything?))