-Then tell me, 1 or 2 numbers I'm leaving, what is better for me to fly, in shorts or jeans?
In the plane

From the Metro Construction Forum:

and Nadezda:
They did not begin to dig. There they forged a hole, pumped cement, as if they strengthened the soil, then one installation failed in the so-called soil, it was taken, the hole was done and nothing else was touched there.

OPG: The acquaintances told here, how in their work an employee, a fierce vegetarian, who read them constantly lectures about the horrors of killing animals and about how much negativity in their dead flesh, was at the same time a great amateur to chew the hematogen, considering it just useful chocolates.
In general, they did not withstand another lecture and told her what and how hematogen is produced. The girl fled for a long time in the direction of the sorting, and soon resigned from this job.

XHH: Comrade, be tolerant to people coming out to the forum from the telephone.

Anonymously...

Here's how you go to read the news on RBC - and you immediately understand how things are going in the country:
FSB: Sochi will not be transformed into a concentration camp on the days of the Olympics

XX: If you have once juvenile, do you mean an onanist? What is logic? So if you once drank champagne, do you mean you’re hungry?
Yyy: If he killed a person once, is he a criminal?
Zzzz: If a member, then not!

The story was told to me by eyewitnesses, but I do not guarantee 100% truthfulness. In the era of my youth, a starman named Decl burned) The older boys roared over him openly, and the young man dragged.)) And then one day came to us in the city of Dolphin, and on the heating he was allowed Decla, and performed in the circus.) They scream, they do their business. Decla hit it, started screaming in the microphone, like you say that Decl is back, and what is it bad in the face to say? Go down if you are cool. At this time from the rear rows a few strong boys in skins rise up and begin to descend. Immediately the music played and Decl escaped to the other side of the arena under his own song.

When will you be comfortable to meet?
YYY: What options do I have?
XXX on Saturday?
Okay then I choose Saturday.

This is the teacher:

I work in a private kindergarten. Go out for a walk with the kids. One girl, cute, in pink rushes, is digging in a sandbox. (D is a girl, I am me)
D: I’m going to dig a hole with a spade!
I: It is great!
D is deep! And when the elders come out and enter the pit, I will throw them into the sand, and they will remain in the pit.

carefully find out from the child whether her children from the older group or older brothers and sisters are offended. Everything happens.
without a joke.

You didn’t stand for me yesterday.
Yyy: Clear pen, you are not my wife but his) Plus I am adequate.
XXX: Here, and he gave in the face of the naked! I drove him and his girlfriend. He is also adictive!
YYY: Is it adequate? Nothing he provoked before?
xxx said a few words.
YYY: Yes, I even recorded it on the video, do you want a quote? "You shall be naked with your foolishness to rot in hell, or you shall get into the dirt, a fucking bag of shit, a slayer's piece of shit, a fucking cock."
Better to give advice on how to get rid of it :(

I often meet with Finns at work.
At one of the meetings during the recourse with Finnish colleagues named Yari, Irmeli and Peck, a conversation occurs about accents and slang. We discuss the way our translator talks. And then one of the Finns says: “I generally thought she was Finnka until I heard her strange name Victoria.”
The rest of the day was with a smile.

The news:
Windows XP leaves positions under pressure of Windows 8
The comments:
Windows 98 is all right.
222: What's not on DOS, is also a good thing
333 and Linux.
444:no why go to the extreme, windows 3.11 is the choice of a real guy.
555: There are still old believers.

RIA news
by 13:03
The U.S. Army is not ready to fight aliens.
The Air and Space Defense Forces will not fight with extraterrestrial civilizations – they are not yet ready for this, Sergey Bereznyh, an assistant chief of the Titov Main Space Test Center, told reporters on Wednesday.and c)

I don’t even know what to think.

This is:

Letter from a higher organization on the report:
Photographs should not be used to 800 KB each.
electronic format JPEG (not to be translated into WORD or other versions).
With respect, xxx

What type of editor can I use to translate a photo into a word format?

Ward of course. "Insert - picture - from the file" or as there in new versions. I am currently writing the book - half of the photos have been brought in this format.

C website of news:
Judging by the results of the survey, readers do not like bans, do not like mat on the Internet, and deputies do not like them either.

That our life is the time that remains after the Internet.

I quarreled with my loved one, I was sitting in the bus, I was crying... and suddenly, a 5-year-old boy sitting next to me, looked me in the eyes and gently asked, “You are crying because you are fat, right?”

To all who say, "Why write correctly, we are not in the class of Russian," I wish to meet a surgeon who will operate them with the words: "Why carefully cut and sew? We are not in the class of cutting and sewing.”

Yesterday returned from the mother-in-law so evil that the black cat, trying to cross my road, slowed down and stumbled back to the basement. I think he even swung through his left shoulder later.

They buried the flash, broke two standards. c) Habrahabr