Comrades with legal education, long suffered this question -

We have two twin brothers who are exactly the same.

One witness robbed the store and collapsed.
The second at the same time with witnesses... Well, say, eating at a restaurant.

They are both arrested, both claiming that he was the one who read the poems.
One is definitely guilty, but the other is definitely not.
You can’t plant both, you can’t accidentally either – but how can an innocent man sit down and a criminal walk?
What will the court do? Will he be released because no one has revoked the presumption of innocence?

Why are the neighbors at the top such idiots?

I sit in the net at night. There is silence throughout the house. Suddenly I hear the scream of the bed above. Clear and louder and louder. A while later there was silence. Well, I think they smoke. A pleased man’s voice:
How are you, my shit?
A woman’s voice laughed and replied:
What a shabby, yeah shabby.
and pause. The sound of blow.
I sit under the table in a crash.

JM: "...Siberian Coast company launched a factory in Uzbekistan and started producing sandwiches 'Kyrieshki' with the taste of a lamb..."
Arahna: Oh my god, I hope they don’t get to Korea

Through advertising on TV, we learned that:

1st Every girl in a bright dress carries a two-litre Vanish in her bag.
2nd People who live in huge, well-equipped apartments eat roast "Rolton".
Three It is time to create a note of 99 rubles.
4 is A good hostess always has a dirty bowl in the bathroom, rust cranes, kitchen plates and toilets.
5 is The bears, smoked with alpine grass, ride bears.
6 is In the freezer can settle a huge speaking peel.
7 is Our main problem is peeling.
8 is If two young children deliberately pack a hated white shirt, then there will be not a father with a pack of doughnuts, but a aunt with powder.
9 is The brain periodically visits the stomach.
10 is People can talk to Margarine.

There has been a lot of snow in Sweden this year and we have to clean it all the time. The roof was ripped today. When yellow snow came down, I thought. Then she remembered Carlson, who lives on the roof, and smiled for a long time.

Encountered in the net: How to scratch your eggs? - - - Your eggs must be scratched accurately, stopping not to scratch the cluster

chezy (21:40:47 1/02/2010)
We had such a gesture today!! Do you remember my neighbor? Who is forever whining when I have ticks? So here. I sit at home. I feel it smells. Then it smells. Then there is nothing to breathe, as if you put a pot, everything boiled out of it and the pot itself is burning. They gathered around her apartment. After an hour, it turned out that this lady turned on the plate, put a bowl on it, and, forgetting, went to the bathroom. At that time, one of her three cats was in the bowl.

You can only see good in people without looking at them.

A story about the courage of the director of the school in the 60s... This story is not mine, but is told by the director of the school about the work of the 80s. About how he decided to teach his high school students to smoke. He took the girls from the college, gave them a wattman, allowed them to work as much as necessary in his office, the cleaners warned them not to chase the girls. And he set them this task: "This must be such a drawing - that all the drawings should be drawn! Let us immediately understand what we are fighting for. So that no one would raise his hand more than a cigarette at the school to smoke!"
In the morning, the school guard builds in the vestibule for the ambulance. And at this time the director goes to work, the speech thinks, the cage for cigarette packs is still in the middle of the hall from the evening.
He meets him at the threshold, a confused donelza.
Nikolai Filipovich is there.
The director resolutely enters the school... And there a poster is painted on the whole wall. This is all the poster! The girls, working in the director's office, took a photo from his album, where he was imprinted with a cigarette in the hand and painted all the height.
The director in complete silence, stood, thought, coughed... He went into the urn, got a new package, stumbled and threw it out.
Anyone who has a conscience should do the same.
He went quietly into his office. The effect of the exploding bomb was provided to the whole school. Should I say that it worked...

I don't like to read books, always too many characters, I forget and
I am confused about who is who.
Read Robinson Crusoe and you will like it.

I love all girls: glamorous and strict,
Brushing paws and long legs,
Dynamo, buffets, beautiful and smart,
Blondes, fools and stupid idiots.

Cocket, thorn, tolerant and gentle,
Terribly boring and useless.
I love Asians, Latinos and Germans.
White, black and other shades.

Employees of the rent, customs, tourist,
Accountant, banker and volleyball player.
schoolchildren, students and field workers,
Servants, servants and teachers.
Putan, the clavicles, the workers of the mentorship,
Kitchen and box office, prosecutors,
The owner of the boutique, the wreck, the taxi driver,
A man, a lesbian, and even a barista.

Girls in Karate,
Katy Andreev at ORT,
Jennifer Lopez, in Parliament,
The shirt is not very low.
Britney, Pamela Anderson Lee
Lavigne, Agilero, and Angie Jolie
Cher, Pugachev, Love of Poleshchuk
The beast is shrinking.

Groups of Viagra, Clusters, Faces
A lot of different people...
by Ksuzha Sobčak,
Choo does not like me at all!

On the form in the face came spam. complained to admin:
I: came porn spam.. and there is no link to porn =(
Admin: With the spammer we will get along, but with the absence of porn I can't help!

Iron_cook: As a child, playing racing on the seagull, I had an unrealistic dream: to drive to the city, which can be seen in the Dalai Lama.

xxx (2/02/2010):
Gregory, I have reports, how to wait for spring?! to

yyy (2/02/2010):
I saw the shadow, there will be no reports for 6 weeks.

Motel - visibility of meters 150-200, not more, plus strong wind, snow almost horizontally flying. No mood, no work force, went out on the balcony, fuck, without the wind from the other side of the house. Through the noise of the wind, I hear the bicycle ringing. I think somebody went out on the balcony, got to his big and cracked, "remembering the summer". No, it doesn’t bother – from the purge, two cross-greats come out, on which two pumped eagles are sitting, twisting with laughter. And laugh healthy, not smoked and not drunk laughter. The boys under friendship pass by the house and hide in the purge, whispering rare pedestrians by ringing calls. Blade, we have snow on the knee, plus a mole, plus a light frost - and they are on bicycles and against the wind. There is a shit, and the mood has risen.

She: I have a difficult character, I get tired of you quickly.
You don’t have to, Camusutra is big.

Did I get caught up or was it really?

In the morning of Sunday 31 January.
On the channel "Culture" (!)
by Mikhail Porechenkov (!)
read out loud "The Baby and Carlson" (!)
With the Symphony Orchestra!!! to

I saw it with my own eyes!

You don’t want sex in the morning, you just want sex in the evening.

I am looking for work. Opened a job Accountant, in the description is the male gender. It became interesting what discrimination is, I call on the specified number, after a long wait, the woman answers:
and Allo
Hi to you! I am on vacancy accountant.
(G) There is also written: Principally male sex!! to
(I) Can I find out why?
(Well, almost breaking out in hysteria screaming in the bell) Because they don’t give birth!!! (and after a short pause more disappointed) - And the decree does not go...

Probably not very lucky with the accountants!!! to

YYY: I thought here... really! You have a hole in the pope... I have... but why do I get into this hole – it’s okay, and you don’t!? to
XXX: O_o