Listen, maybe you’re fucking me?! to
Sorry, but not for you! 😉
No to me!!! to

American geologists have discovered the Islamic State over its oil fields. Or about Libya.

1: I recently learned that the girl I once slept with was in the final of the "Miss Russia" competition. Now I think - if she wins, can supplement the resume with a point of experience "sleeping with Miss Russia"?
2: Oh, and show the boss - maybe an increase will be given?and :)
1: rather a prize, with the wording - "for outstanding achievements" and a boss visa "MUZIK!".

Hi the new one?
Mdk: I bought a camel. You have to ask someone what to feed him - it's a pity if he dies.
Tag: you are in
Mdk: The camel, at all. Named - Jeanne - remembered the wachter from our dormitory.
Q: Do you need it?
Mdk: We have a new object in the desert. You won’t even get there in full. Expensive truth - 11 thousand dirhams, for two years, 750 dirhams a month with interest.
zag: so if the camel she then gets to recruit...))) has it already been on them?
Mdk: No, tomorrow the seats will be brought to the company and will show you how to climb them.
Mdk: I need to figure out how to take a notebook with me. The journey is 4 hours in one direction, and the battery is enough for one and a half. Mustafa, the chief energy engineer, proposed that instead of a dynamomachine, take an eccentric from the vibrator with him – the camel would roll – and the spindle would rotate, he was with a machete. There will be electricity. Just along with the stabilizer weighs 40 kilograms, plus my weight, water for the camel - 10 gallons - it's almost 45 kg - I'm afraid as if the camel didn't crash out of the hustle!
Zag: I don’t know if you’re chasing or not))
Mdk: I swear of course!

Scientists believe that couples where women are more beautiful than men have no future.

Commentary :
"In this country, the future only belongs to the shareholders of Gazprom"

xxx: variable current is nowhere "flowing".
He "will be hesitant"
YYYYYYYYYYYY The defeat of variable leprosy simply indicates that a person has been stunned by electricity?

I recently visited a thought

HAPKOMAH: This is a rare and important visit

Call the support service;
Enter the IP address:
Client: - and the numbers with which letters to type? English or Russian?
engineer after hanging: - Arabic...
Depends on the customer :)

I saw the day as a gazelle with the MTS logo pulled a gazelle with the Megaphone logo on a trailer.Epic..

Three months ago, a friend called me and said he was at the Gomel station.
WOW: Well and good.
XX: Of course, only he lives in Peter, drinking began at the beginning of the Enlightenment and in Gomel he has no one.
WOW: The WOW.
xxx: The gesture just happened - the owner of the apartment I rented called, said that he was in Turkey, does not remember how he got off the plane, stands on some market, burial place, around Turks loud, in his pocket passport and phone.)))

[22:22:57] <vedma> and give me on March 8 a set: "young screwdriver"!
[22:23:54] <Terentius_Palych> young screwdriver, ent son of 12 years...

Comments on Football Article
xxx: Football player now reads your comments, poetry be correct in
We will show ourselves from the best side, though
I would fuck her too.)

Open it up! The militia!
Go to Nashville! I will call the police...

The role of the United States in World War II:
They rescued Ryan.
They lost part of the fleet at Pearl Harbor. They angered the Japanese for this, and dropped the atomic bombs on two peaceful cities, Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
You can be proud, haha.

If large sausages are sausages, then once such a drunkard went, cooked sausages are sausages, hule :-)

Are you an oceanologist? Are you studying fish?
Of course the fish! Oceanologists study fish, meteorologists birds, and soil scientists earthworms.

How to bring a guy to hysteria?
- Write to him:"what about sex without obligations" and then add"oh, out, not to you";;

I go to the subway, the peak hour, the car is full under the curtain, pressure. The train stops between the stations in the tunnel and stops for a while. Ten minutes pass, the car becomes very numb and passengers start a slight panic. The mechanic makes an announcement, where keep calm passengers, 'the train is now departing'
cry out of the crowd - 'To that light!!and'

On March 1, from a forest near the town of N, a rough man appears, banded with machine guns, and says to the old lady passing by:
Show me, grandmother, who is here a policeman!

People who are late to the movie. They ruin all the screens with their heads! and (