(Thoughts in the world) - a place on the redite for ridiculous, philosophical ideas, finding fun and interesting in the ordinary. Best of the Year



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The asteroid that ended the dinosaurs was technically the highest ratio of bird killing by a single stone in Earth’s history.



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The part of The Ugly Duck that nobody ever mentions is that after a lifetime of bullying, the duck grows into a swan, the undisputed biggest fool in the bird kingdom.



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People will swim in the ocean, although there are definitely many bodies in it. People will not swim in the pool with a corpse in it. All humans have a body/water ratio that is acceptable for them to swim.



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People sentenced to house arrest last year were really lucky with their punishment.



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If there are no screenwriters or directors of the first film in the sequel, it’s just a high-budget fanfic.



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Given how big the universe is, there must be a penis-shaped asteroid just floating somewhere in space.



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If laboratory meat becomes the norm, our children and grandchildren will consider us monsters for killing and eating animals.



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If stress ruins the taste of meat, most people should be disgusting to taste.



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"Liberty Willy" is about the release of a captive shark using a captive shark to play the shark they are trying to release from captivity.



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Men can only direct blood flow through their bodies by the power of their mind.



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There is a possibility that someone you know will use your death as a pretext to retaliate from activities they don’t want to go to.



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Every time you kiss someone in the stomach, you’re a few inches away from the shit that will soon come out of your body.



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Any bookmark worth more than a dollar is a waste of money because you can just use a dollar.



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If professional sports teams could only recruit from their own city/region, there would be much more investment in local public sports programs.



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If the queen put on a pair of shoes once and sold them, they would gain value. If a random girl put on a pair of shoes once and sold them, they would lose value. But somewhere between the queen and the casual girl is a “balanced celebrity” who could sell shoes at a retail price.



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We really don’t appreciate the fact that email is free.



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As an identical trio, you are one of the rarest and most common people on the planet.



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A guy who goes with one break is more suspicious than a guy who goes with three breaks.



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People who will be able to properly handle lottery winnings are the least likely to buy lottery tickets.



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We laugh at animals for fun marriage rituals, but people probably have the most difficult and unhappy marriage rituals of all.



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Every child is raised and prepared by parents for a world that is outdated by one generation.



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Given how strong the enamel is, your milk teeth still lie somewhere there.



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Old TV static was much more terrifying for horror films than “HDMI 1 is not connected”



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Surprisingly, there is a lack of braille in dog food and food. Considering that most blind / visually impaired people have guide dogs.



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Actors start their careers in advertising by playing someone else, but when they become famous, they return to advertising by playing themselves.



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If you can touch your door while in the toilet, you’re probably not rich.



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Almost no one has a negative number as their favorite number.

It happens that the maps of military actions are also dropped.

Leonid Gaida before shooting the comedy "Ivan Vasilyevich changes his profession" appealed to the design bureau with the task of developing a layout of the Time Machine for the film. For six months, the specialists of the bureau were spelled over the "invention" and were born with the project of almost a real spacecraft. The main character of the picture - the single-inventor Shurik even in his most bold dreams would not be able to approach such technical perfection. A fundamentally new solution was needed. The deadlines were already pushed, the shooting was coming to an end, and at the same time the director could not "send" one Ivan Vasilyevich to the past, and another to our time. And then Gaidai was advised: "There is such a specialist by the name of Počechev on "Mosfilm". At that time he worked as an artist-sculptor on the painting "Ruslan and Lyudmila", and the talk about him went through the "Mosfilm", as about a master on all hands: and the fairy forest will create, and the boundaries of Chernomore. Negotiations were held on an equal footing. Gaiai was on the ground because of the shortage of time. I was rattled because of a shortage of money. And already two days before the desperate director lay a new project. Vyacheslav brought a large sheet of vatman, on which the coal was depicted something: tubes, cloves, balls, springs, snakes. And the wires! Absolute abstraction and unprecedented obscurity. The filming group stumbled. The shootings clearly collapsed... But Почечуев was eloquent, artistic and persuasive (he had to feed his family). And Gaida surrendered, not looking for another "inventor". In the shortest possible time, all the truths and lies, but the Car was assembled. There were two helpers. They pulled out of the warehouse some pieces that remained after "Solaris" Tarkovsky. We came to the city of Klyn for a glass factory, placed an order (which, according to rumors, almost the next day made a couple of bottles of vodka by Uncle Vasya from a grocery shop). They bought flashes, flashes, reagents, dishes for chemical experiments, and the machine appeared in the pavilion in all its glory. As soon as she earned, from the first launch, she fell in love with the entire filming group. Something in her mysteriously whirled, glittered and whirled, and rolled. The film was saved. As a result, the sculptor himself received a prize from "Mosfilm" - forty rubles and a certificate from the accounting office: "Money issued for the invention of the time machine", and without any hints.

The dollar price has fallen. I couldn’t buy it for 85 rubles. I can’t buy it for 80 now.