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The asteroid that ended the dinosaurs was technically the highest ratio of bird killing by a single stone in Earth’s history.
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The part of The Ugly Duck that nobody ever mentions is that after a lifetime of bullying, the duck grows into a swan, the undisputed biggest fool in the bird kingdom.
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People will swim in the ocean, although there are definitely many bodies in it. People will not swim in the pool with a corpse in it. All humans have a body/water ratio that is acceptable for them to swim.
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People sentenced to house arrest last year were really lucky with their punishment.
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If there are no screenwriters or directors of the first film in the sequel, it’s just a high-budget fanfic.
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Given how big the universe is, there must be a penis-shaped asteroid just floating somewhere in space.
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If laboratory meat becomes the norm, our children and grandchildren will consider us monsters for killing and eating animals.
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If stress ruins the taste of meat, most people should be disgusting to taste.
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Men can only direct blood flow through their bodies by the power of their mind.
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There is a possibility that someone you know will use your death as a pretext to retaliate from activities they don’t want to go to.
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Any bookmark worth more than a dollar is a waste of money because you can just use a dollar.
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If professional sports teams could only recruit from their own city/region, there would be much more investment in local public sports programs.
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If the queen put on a pair of shoes once and sold them, they would gain value. If a random girl put on a pair of shoes once and sold them, they would lose value. But somewhere between the queen and the casual girl is a “balanced celebrity” who could sell shoes at a retail price.
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We really don’t appreciate the fact that email is free.
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As an identical trio, you are one of the rarest and most common people on the planet.
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A guy who goes with one break is more suspicious than a guy who goes with three breaks.
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People who will be able to properly handle lottery winnings are the least likely to buy lottery tickets.
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We laugh at animals for fun marriage rituals, but people probably have the most difficult and unhappy marriage rituals of all.
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Every child is raised and prepared by parents for a world that is outdated by one generation.
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Given how strong the enamel is, your milk teeth still lie somewhere there.
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Old TV static was much more terrifying for horror films than “HDMI 1 is not connected”
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Surprisingly, there is a lack of braille in dog food and food. Considering that most blind / visually impaired people have guide dogs.
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Actors start their careers in advertising by playing someone else, but when they become famous, they return to advertising by playing themselves.
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If you can touch your door while in the toilet, you’re probably not rich.
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Almost no one has a negative number as their favorite number.
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The asteroid that ended the dinosaurs was technically the highest ratio of bird killing by a single stone in Earth’s history.
and 8K
The part of The Ugly Duck that nobody ever mentions is that after a lifetime of bullying, the duck grows into a swan, the undisputed biggest fool in the bird kingdom.
by 83.9k
People will swim in the ocean, although there are definitely many bodies in it. People will not swim in the pool with a corpse in it. All humans have a body/water ratio that is acceptable for them to swim.
by 79.2k
People sentenced to house arrest last year were really lucky with their punishment.
76.1 K
If there are no screenwriters or directors of the first film in the sequel, it’s just a high-budget fanfic.
by 74.6k
Given how big the universe is, there must be a penis-shaped asteroid just floating somewhere in space.
by 73.9k
If laboratory meat becomes the norm, our children and grandchildren will consider us monsters for killing and eating animals.
by 72.5k
If stress ruins the taste of meat, most people should be disgusting to taste.
by 72.3k
"Liberty Willy" is about the release of a captive shark using a captive shark to play the shark they are trying to release from captivity.
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Men can only direct blood flow through their bodies by the power of their mind.
by 69.4k
There is a possibility that someone you know will use your death as a pretext to retaliate from activities they don’t want to go to.
9.0K
Every time you kiss someone in the stomach, you’re a few inches away from the shit that will soon come out of your body.
by 68.6k
Any bookmark worth more than a dollar is a waste of money because you can just use a dollar.
68.8k
If professional sports teams could only recruit from their own city/region, there would be much more investment in local public sports programs.
65.2 K
If the queen put on a pair of shoes once and sold them, they would gain value. If a random girl put on a pair of shoes once and sold them, they would lose value. But somewhere between the queen and the casual girl is a “balanced celebrity” who could sell shoes at a retail price.
by 64.8k
We really don’t appreciate the fact that email is free.
by 64.5k
As an identical trio, you are one of the rarest and most common people on the planet.
by 63.9k
A guy who goes with one break is more suspicious than a guy who goes with three breaks.
by 62.9k
People who will be able to properly handle lottery winnings are the least likely to buy lottery tickets.
by 62.6k
We laugh at animals for fun marriage rituals, but people probably have the most difficult and unhappy marriage rituals of all.
by 61.4k
Every child is raised and prepared by parents for a world that is outdated by one generation.
68.8k
Given how strong the enamel is, your milk teeth still lie somewhere there.
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Old TV static was much more terrifying for horror films than “HDMI 1 is not connected”
59.9 K
Surprisingly, there is a lack of braille in dog food and food. Considering that most blind / visually impaired people have guide dogs.
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Actors start their careers in advertising by playing someone else, but when they become famous, they return to advertising by playing themselves.
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If you can touch your door while in the toilet, you’re probably not rich.
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Almost no one has a negative number as their favorite number.