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[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №141887
 03.06.2017
I am your star on the sky and sweet candy.

Nothing to blame me.

Narrin Hm. Either the candy carries out nuclear synthesis and when you try to eat you burn up on the flight to the photosphere, or all the astronomers can go and bite - in the space a chocolate sphere talks about 2 * 10^27 tons)

Narrin Hm. And I will try to calculate the surface area and at least roughly guess for what time you can at least lick a candy of a star size.
I started digging the formulas.

by O_O

You are crazy.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №141886
 03.06.2017
by Alexei:
He went out and went home for a jacket.
The rain and the wind are strong.

and Sanya:
I told you...

by Alexei:
I did not do better 😉

I saw the city, lay in bed)))

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №141885
 03.06.2017
Always blame the cat.
Who ate the meat? The Cat. Who broke the cup? The Cat.
Who has poured two liters of wine?
The cat, not me.

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