Fuck, I got my diploma!
YYY: What is there for you?
Yes, the fucking after work gathered to eat, he warmed meant, took a bowl in the kitchen, sat dumb in front of the bowl, ate, stood up and went back to the kitchen to wash dishes!
YYY: So what is that? = = /
The computer was turned off!!! to
X: Do you have any friends?
YYY: Of course there is.
XXX: It is bad to believe. According to the page on VKontakte.
YYY: What if I don’t have a page at all? Would you stop believing in my existence?
Terrorist Anders Breivik will not be "sitting" alone in anticipation of the final decision of the medical commission, as according to local laws mentally unstable criminals are prohibited from being alone for a long time. According to iAfrica, the leadership of the prison has decided to hire for him fellow prisoners who will entertain the terrorist, playing chess and florbal with him, as well as conducting conversations. In part, this duty falls on his guards.
XXX: I think it’s crazy.
Killed 77 people
You are also amused.
I bought a small vacuum cleaner for the keyboard. The dust. The computer writes in the word: YYYYYYY.
History at the Technical Faculty. A young and harmful preacher and student who tried to get a bill yesterday:
Q: Name the three branches of state power in Russia.
C: Well there is Parliament... a long torment.
Q: Zika, are you drinking during the week?
I said I’m drinking.
P: That doesn’t justify you. It explains everything, but does not justify it.
From the Women’s Forum:
A friend of mine told me that if you swallow sperm, you can fly.
Is it true? :o
Yyy: Oh, and if you drink a raw egg, you'll definitely take a dozen :D
In one of the South Park series, the problem of a large number of poor people was solved by reducing the income bar. That is, the poor now considered, for example, those who had a income of $ 60 (and before-$ 70). And now guess what methods the Russian government plans to fight poverty. It is sad, ladies and gentlemen.
Questions to a doctor on a medical website:
Question: What is anal sex?Is it sex behind?? to
The doctor’s answer: No, it’s sex in the ass. Where to go, there are options.
The guy wrote a compliment on the wall of the archetypical blonde "You are beautiful as a dull spring!" Is it a mistake or a subtle sarcasm? @Roberthumor
The news
22:35 Mavrodi disappeared from the hospital, capturing an expensive device
Comment: After some time, a young man with astrolabism entered the city...'
XXX is
And Galina Gavrilovna almost wheeled me once, when I asked her on the machine to the phone Govnin Gorilovna...
A fairly precious in German by Olga Vasilievna
It quickly became a violent orgia.
Greetings from Newcastle =)