From Mumbai:
Scientists discovered the love of ancient women for hiking"
Comment: "Now that’s called travel? and and "

For caps, mat, fluid, spam - kick, banim, sym in the portfolio!! to

by Jo (10:13:03)
I’ll take it today and make you an offer.
by Joel (10:13:10)
You think yourself.
by Jeshua (10:13:18)
So be prepared
M (10:13:42)
= – O
by J (10:14:05)
Now I just choose the ring, the engagement and all, fuck you.
by M (10:14:39)
The cat is burning.
by Jeshua (10:15:29)
I am serious, I am tired of this uncertainty.
by Jo (10:15:59)
I will go to your parents and ask for your hand.
M (10:16:24)
Are you cuddling?
by Joel (10:16:28)
No is!
by J (10:17:20)
I’ll buy flowers to my mom, wine to my dad, a ring to you, I’ll kneel before them, and I’ll ask them to give you to me, rather your hand, and I’ll give you my heart.
M (10:17:36)
Stop to stop)
by Joel (10:18:47)
I feel you are there so and you will say, but I have already come up with how to trick you, and rather to wrap, in the first I will wrap you a ring by 2 sizes smaller (to not remove), in the second I will pay the fee in the wheel, and I will borrow the line.
by Jo (10:19:33)
And even better I get pregnant, here you will not turn away, or I will call my brother, or better two. I’ll remove all the condoms today.
by Joel (10:19:54)
You will still be mine.>

Cartoon "The Adventures of the Cat Leopold" on one free tracker.
Good cat Leopold, constantly bothered by two mice, demanding reciprocity.

Template "Case in the cinema"

Title of the film:
The Hero:
The phrase:
A scream from the room:
They lay in the whole hall. and :)

Example of:

X-Men of the First Class. Magnito: "This world does not accept us. We will create our world!"
Scream from the hall: "With blackjack and the prostitutes!"

They lay in the whole hall. and :)

Forum of programmers:

xxx:where to get the hello world which is described in the textbooks?

He is as stupid as three enots.
Why three units?
XXX: Four in the sum is smarter than him.

Another interesting news: scientists report a worm that lives 1.3 km from the surface of the earth
Previous Post:There could not be life at all
YYY: How did the scientists get there?
Not the scientists, the robots watched =)
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

I go to the toilet today for "important" affairs and immediately noticed that instead of a roll of paper lies a piece of rubbed. Well, all I did start means to use that precious piece, I still thought that the people were nice, left. And here at the end of the paper I see the inscription: "Distributed? Go and look. Help the next shit!" Well not long thinking went to the woman slowly, maybe there stayed. There is a miracle! I start to break and see the inscription" "Thank you! The quarter is over!"

I remember working in a small office as a system administrator. Here is my day. The carpenter arranged. So, the director congratulates: Dear Birthday, Bespiri-Tyripiri.Let you always burn the blue screen...With the telecom computer confused a little(

I: And who are you studying for? For a programmer?
No, it’s on the multimediator!
I am 0_o
Lenna: no computer and computer technology multimedia what is there...
I: You’re going to be in charge tomorrow with a cut more clothes...
Lena : Why?? to
I: It is a pity, even if something is pleasant...

Dialogue with my 3 year old son:
My Princess!
Yes to Misha?
You answer wrongly, you have to say: Yes, my knight!
Oh my knight!
The Princess! Take a pot, I’ll write!

The girl at work closer to the evening:
"I just did something... I don’t know what, but I think it’s in vain"

XXX: I have an aquarium dog. I sat in a fence with a high fence without a necklace, but managed to jump over with the help of my own bunch of fucking (I noticed that there was such a large bunch behind the booth!
Andy Dufrain’s escape from the show is resting.

I just read this:
"from contact: Diet: morning - tea/coffee, day - apple/orange/tea, 23:00 - BULOČKIPELMENIKOLBASAMASORYBAPECČENKISUKARATJATJATJATJATJAT!!and "

Hichikawa (it happens to people!)
I remember what I ate all day (coffee, cigarette, coffee... ice cream).
I turn my eyes to the table (a plate of potatoes and a pancakes).
I look at the clock at 23:02.
Tagged with ><

I see my mom has a bad mood.
I started cutting the chicken. I think, and what the hell doesn't joke, she dressed the chicken on her hand and began to run with wild cries in front of her mother. Most importantly, it worked...and I’m an educated adult.

The disease covers Europe. WHO has partially solved the mystery: it is an unprecedented mutant bacterium.
Thank you, fucking, I guessed: this is an unknown fucking shit. And we doubted.

Today, Prep wrote a review about me before defending my diploma:

After consultation with the head of the graduate project student Drugal I.N. He appealed twice.
On the technological part of the project, I made a number of remarks, but most of the remarks of the diploma were challenged, and the impression was created that they were not interested in him.
At the second consultation held on 26 May, Drugal I.N. He brought a title sheet, a technological part and a special head with a request to put a signature on the title sheet and urgently give him the name of a specialist who will give a feedback on the diploma project, because he has little time to defend.
I had nothing left but to agree with the diplomat – suddenly in front of me a young follower of the brilliant Perelman, and the head of the diploma project is the first to underestimate him.
In the current situation to give an objective assessment of the quality of the Diploma Project Drugal I.N. It is not possible, however, to deprive a diplomat of the right to defend his work at the GAC meeting I consider it inappropriate.

It was "Good"!

From the morning Sisadmin cried, asked which dog the router attracted to work and wi-fi set up. Grit can go to the grid to break it, and where physically it lies - hz.
Half an hour ago, he announced that he had found the router. under the table.

I can’t take him seriously.)
Lee : Why?
E: Yes, it is simply impossible. It is impossible to take a man seriously who commented on his photo: “Yes, you are harsh!” and replied: “And I will rape the bobs!”