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[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №100050
 03.07.2014
The resident

Always tormented by the question, and why not simply get out of the house at night with a gasoline cane, pour all these wrongly parked, fire and go to bed?
No, in that sense – what really prevents?"
= is

The criminal code

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №100049
 03.07.2014
The "Response to Mail.ru"
Question: My cat is linked to walls at a height of about a meter, he is hoping when, well you understand!? to
The best answer: Give it to the Puppetchev, he will still be fucking on the ceiling!

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №100048
 03.07.2014
The insulted:

This is one of the most important things in the world.
Less stereotypes and stereotypes, friends. He did not speak, but conducted a parallel. A buffalo who has acquired courtesy and confidence that he must make parking, is absolutely like a buffalo who has acquired a smoking habit and confident that he must now make room for smoking. Of course, it is funny about Zoe. He did not write otherwise. He swore at first to be neutral.
This is one of the most important things in the world.

Well, judging by the emotional words "be" and "coryto", you are VERY annoyed by smokers and motorists as such. By the way, I don’t have cars (no need), for other people’s cars and their owners. Regarding HGH, I did not understand the humor: I personally do not tell other people how to treat their health, which I wrote about. Only and everything.

Okay, I end the discussion, there is too much controversy here. All the world!
P.s I try to revive the tradition of writing anecdotes in messages:
by Peter. The Winter. A police officer is cold on the street.
A stranger stops, a Japanese comes out and asks the postman:
Fukisinaki Tutuyama Arimikoku Basai Coca-Cola.
The Military:
“Sorry, I didn’t quite understand you.You are asking where you can buy a bottle...what?

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №100047
 03.07.2014
We want to order three websites.
There are those. The task?
–...
Do you have an idea of what should happen?
Three websites.

[ + 30 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №100046
 03.07.2014
Real life You did not smell - apparently, in your edges, the shovel right in the refrigerator is downloaded from the Internet. Here is the proof. We count.
From 30 kg of potatoes a few kg will go away (surprise!) In the cleaning. And she is terrified (another surprise!) Almost not half.
The same story with the chicken. Skin, skin, bone - 15% in waste. Plus there the same 30% for which (third surprise for today!) The chicken is cooked
In total, we have 700 grams of fried potatoes + half a kilo of chicken, and not for dinner, but for the day.
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10 points for cleaning. However, there is not only fried potatoes, but also (surprise!) at least cooked in a uniform, from which cleansing is a percentage. As for the chicken - in the skin of the dope fat, which (surprise!) gives calories, and for roasting is delicious, about by-products (shreddles), many of which are very edible and bones, which give a portion of the same 30% of navar (a surprise!) In the bucket, I am silent.
All we have, from the same kilogram of chicken and kilogram of potatoes - soup and the second for 2-3 days for a 80-kilogram male. I cook myself and I know where it comes from.
Good appetite to all!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №100045
 03.07.2014
XXX: I watch video from brazzers-there 4 men and 7 women. One cute blond girl stays out of the process, walking lost from one group to another and trying to adjust. It is a pity that it happens at such moments.
YYY: I would also lie in the orgia.

[ + 29 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №100044
 03.07.2014
In cities with a population of less than 100 thousand people and villages only a third of the population of the country lives.
The average salary in the country (white, which is often significantly less than the actual) is about 30 thousand. So what “half” of the population, living on 10,000, are you talking about? Do you want to humiliate the majority so that you do not feel like a loser?
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It’s like an anecdote: Look, I eat meat, and you eat cabbage, and on average, you and I eat pigeons.
Average, this, batenka, doesn’t mean that most people live on it.

[ + 34 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №100043
 03.07.2014
Lost in an anomaly:

Boys... Stalkeroids... A mission "Slavyansk" or "Road to Kramatorsk"... where can you spit?

I will tell. Turn off the computer, collect a backpack, not more than 50 kg. You may not take anti-gases, but take anti-gases, for the case. Well, then on the Azimut - and until the nearest border crossing to you. There will be no Siddhartha. But it will probably be Red Schuhart, he will hold.
True, the Zone that Old Red will take will not be the same as where you wanted to be. This is a nightmare game without chips. You can’t drink a pill here and wait for the release outside. In order to go through the meat cutter, you will have to sacrifice your life. And since she is with you alone, mom and dad will need to pump a new persian from scratch. So if you’re not ready to say "Happiness! For all of you! Free!", and give your life – it is better to sit at home.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №100042
 03.07.2014
xxxxxxxxxxx:
Russian football team hired a coach for $8 million The Euro.
The Mexican national team has hired a coach for $200,000. The Euro.
Both teams left the world championship.
If the result is the same, why pay more?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №100041
 03.07.2014
Dunkel: I want a normal thick beard, not liquid pieces. Is there any means? Linux tried it, but it didn’t help.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №100040
 03.07.2014
When we studied biochemistry, we heard many new words such as oxaloacetate, cycloaminotransferase, or phosphoenolpyryuvate carboxynase, and sometimes ridiculous types of properdin. Sometimes such a name hit that it was unclear how to write it.
What our teacher (should be noticed decently carded) always said:
As an islander, so an islander.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №100039
 03.07.2014
This is:
prepare a new fan, I throw the "theme". Yesterday at work with colleagues almost fought on the topic of surrogate motherhood. If anyone does not know, in Russia and the CIS you can, in Europe almost nowhere. It would seem that with our Orthodox people it would be the opposite. So it's strange, colleagues-women somehow bustle, well someone gives birth for money - let them give birth, and the men were all looking for shit: the exploitation of women, the moral trauma of giving their child, stumbled on the holy, where the authority looks. Are the feminists bitten? Is the temple nearby? Just as prostitution is not forbidden, it still exists; there is demand, there will be supply. Exploitation too.
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The main thing is not to smoke at the stop.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №100038
 03.07.2014
X: I drove in the subway in the evening, two blacks were sitting on both sides, I had a wish :)
Y: And the Negroes fulfilled it.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №100037
 03.07.2014
From Japan:
dimkamailypl: Defended his diploma in 1994. At the end of the list of used literature on the dispute wrote: Magazine "Murzilka" N5 1994g. The magazine “Murzilla”
He won the contest and defended his diploma.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №100036
 03.07.2014
I walk into the library and see librarians running through the walls.
It turns out that they were called by a woman who said that her daughter was asked to read the "Isotope Fairy Tale".

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №100035
 03.07.2014
Since the introduction of the law, there has not been a single place for smoking. Everyone smokes where they are, they smoke. Police do not care.
How do you think, in a city-millionaire can not install urns in a radius of at least a kilometer from each other, what is the fight against smoking? Such laws do not go beyond the central region of Russia.
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And we need to adopt a law to punish the creators of laws if they cannot ensure their implementation.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №100034
 03.07.2014
Lastalayka: I decided that I did not have the strength or the desire to fight with fish. Eat frozen vegetables. She added all kinds of spices there for spices... the father came and was long upset with the food available, shouting that he was a man and that he needed meat. I was rejected by the fact that this is our prevention of colorectal cancer. He left with nothing.
He returns after half an hour and says, “Blin, it’s delicious!” Can I do it?and "
and victory!

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №100033
 03.07.2014
Mizulina offered to allow on the "adult" Internet by passport

Marriage Strengthens

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №100032
 03.07.2014
I explain:
Dear Grammar Nazis and other knowledge of the Russian language. Explain what kind of word with the verb "call"?
See here. There are several verbs:
Tagged - cottage
Wear - Wear
Silence – silence

by analogy

Calling – calling

Isn’t it logical? And this "callIt" is really crazy!!! to
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There is an opinion that because of the fact that language tends to simplify and reduce, the emphasis is gradually transferred to the root of the word. It is easier to speak. Like in Krylov’s time, it was normal, and now no one will say it is a wheelchair, for example.
You can speak as you like, but we, the Grammar Nazis, will always learn our own by the way we speak, not to mention by spelling. With all the resulting...

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №100031
 03.07.2014
I: How much do you weigh?
D1 – 58 kg
I: Do you not eat at home?? to
D1: Let them feed, I just have a light bone!
D2: Oh the hole inside. That’s why you never drown.
I: No, it’s for another reason.


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