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[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №85109
 03.08.2013
In Donetsk, they want to remove the monument to Lenin, but fear that the church will be against.

Unfortunately, this is not a joke:
http://novosti.dn.ua/details/207341/

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №85108
 03.08.2013
I did the general cleaning in my bag... I had to take out the garbage can twice!!! to

[ + 34 - ] [8 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №85107
 03.08.2013
armanx64: By the way, Davecha travelling through the city saw a satellite plate. I looked at it for a long time, trying to understand what caught me - well, a large, well straight, standing at the corner, like a hotboard, a typical receiver, well, as if everything is okay.

And suddenly I shut up - fucking, the plate is all black and under the shell is written!

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №85106
 03.08.2013
Roskomnadzor has requested $100 million for the fight against piracy.
It just turned out.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №85105
 03.08.2013
xxx: But I thought, why is Andrew a perforator, if he lives in a wooden house, and the house is also wooden?
xxx: these functions do not cross the field of definition
Yyy: Well, the perforator in addition to holes also makes noise. Per as a child he felt offended when he turned on a perforator at home and received a hat from his neighbors. And now, when he has a country, he can turn on the perforator on quiet autumn evenings and enjoy the forgotten noise of childhood.
YYY: Yes, he’ll get a hat from his wife, but he’d hardly think so far, didn’t he?
Without a concrete block meter per meter, his happiness would be incomplete.
Here is an idea for a gift!!! to

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №85104
 03.08.2013
to this:

It is a nonsense spoken by the official. The word is composed of the initial letters of the surnames Zhirinovsky, Misulin and Onishchenko.

Better than Gretzky. Even Miles is involved in the crazy speech.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №85103
 03.08.2013
HH: We live very well. There is only one computer in the house, we do not hide anything. And then she calls and cries about betrayal and some flowers. I didn’t close my mail and she knew everything.
I go to personal mail - a message about an order delivered from an in-net store of flowers, where I haven't purchased O_O for more than a year
......
hhh: The store apologizes and warms that there was a glucose and the system sent this to everyone in the base. The woman refused to call >_<
Vvv: Seek brothers in dishonesty and begin to walk together in wives.)

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №85102
 03.08.2013
xxx: fucking, so many things have collapsed: to meet with one customer, to write a program to another, to call the bank, to order spare parts for the car, to buy products, to answer letters, and I also want to sleep!! to

I can sleep for you...

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №85101
 03.08.2013
If the water and tears flowed out of my wall, it would mean that I was stolen by aliens and my brain was forgiven. Have you been stolen by aliens and have your brain ransomed?)))))
Tagged with > no
I was immediately a woman.

[ + 68 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №85100
 03.08.2013
This is:
I work in the technical support of wireless internet. I am constantly amazed at human stupidity and ignorance. Can not find the start menu, do not know what the router is, go to the control panel for a minimum of 15 minutes. I understand that most can do it here, but teach this to grandmothers, mothers, etc. Sorry for the nerves, theirs and ours. I am sorry, it is overwhelming. Cat, admin and shredder
— — —
Have you smoked anything there? I’ll tell you as an IT boss – you’re not a sapport – you’re shit. I advise you to resign. Everything you complain about is your problem. The user is not obliged to know how to configure the routers, what it is, how to administer the computer, etc. And you’re already so off-the-go that you offer grandmothers to teach routers to configure. Is your brain okay?

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №85099
 03.08.2013
to this:
"Today I stumbled upon something in my own code and realized that it was time for the studio to turn off the point switch at all"
The programmer with Punto Switcher is a fierce shit!!! to

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