The Jazzman:
The city is filled with "Soplia Sobyanina" - half of the melted snow with reagents. Slides and chopsticks. From the bridge on the Belarusian attempts to descend the lady in boots on spikes - each spike length with a pinch, with which she is going to pierce the heart of the prince accidentally met. It is impossible to walk, the staircase is high and steep, the lady just stands, clinging to the fence and pressing her knees. And suddenly, a miracle! On the same staircase, the same prince easily sparks to meet her: tall, blue-eyed, slightly shaved, the coat opened, the shell careless, a portfolio with Gazprom shares in his hand. The wild blossoms, straight his back, looks a little to the side. The prince stretches her hand and smiles.
In the process of smiling, it turns out that half of his teeth are pure gold. There is no second half. He gently gave her hand:
Dear lady! Let me help you! It is possible to go back on the staircase!
The sweet lady whispers through her teeth and says, “Remove it!” and goes down on its own.

How lucky we are that we have one sun instead of one and a half and after cooling there will be a white dwarf instead of a black hole.
Good time on the event horizon!

XXX: My brother has died. He went out for a meeting, and to him for a meeting the smart man with the registrar, give up, he says, back, and the brother is stubborn, does not give up and does not give up. Died of old age.

Friday at work:
Feel the approaching spring.
What?
A cleaner replaced black garbage bags with green ones.

here here :

I’m a linguist girl, I’ve finished philfak, I have legs from ears, and I’m a blonde with blue eyes. And that doesn’t prevent me from engaging in artificial intelligence, programming, interested in theoretical physics, love science fiction and with any technique to be on the “you”.

Another ballerina teacher. Better one thing...
Z is. Personally, it seems to me that such quotes are written by a thick bearded 50-year-old troll and roar like a horse.

The programming chat:
I know there are no pirates among us, so please don’t scroll this torrent:
"Relationship "
He’s crazy, and it’s probably not legal.

Here I miss these stubborn, sometimes bearded, quotes, and they still leak on the main. Where is Justice? :( is

You just forgot to clarify that before this Russia attacked Ukraine.

and----

I never believed in all these NLPs, public opinion programming, brainwashing. It seemed to me that it was impossible to force a person to believe in something that did not exist.
However, after this phrase, I realize that everything I didn’t believe in exists and works. Someone was able to brainwash the whole country.
Although... there is a second option. The country was inhabited exclusively by stupid idiots.

xxx: The "Wizards of Russia" have 2 years left - this year it is 25 years old. Anniversary of us
YYY: No, Russia has been buried for 500 years.

The cat decided to joke. He jumped into my ass. And I am all so relaxed lying on the couch on the top and reading. The cat swallowed the jig and jumped, pushing off with his legs... The result was slight scratches on the right half of the poppy. I complain to my husband, like what to do... he turned away... and said, as it is said in the writing, put your left...

The question of graphics. Quote from one book:

"A group of ten men and four girls"

It is even cooler.
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heh
Are you serious?
I go and grey.
Coffee for 50
and FSE
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And the waitress shining in all 32: "What do you have, sugar or not?)))))

here here :
While formatting, another thought arose - if there is a living, then there is a dead cucumbers?

Give it to me, grandmother. Thirst for dead vegetables.

Make a forum for these fools. Please please!

I wonder where do you get such things from? Grown up in the wild forest? Your parents are despicable and disrespectful that they have not put simple truths in their minds. People get accustomed, some pips. Defenders, their mother, their own pants on the fat ass.
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Yes, pregnant women go to specialists without a turn, because bacteria flying in this turn can adversely affect the fetus.
Yes, it is difficult for pregnant women to stand on their feet, so it is customary to give them a place.
Say, and to drop on the surrounding tons of your hormonal shit - is it normal? With what joy should totally strangers endure your pregnant hysterics? Treat your husband - he needs an heir, let him be patient.
Here is an honest word, although I am a woman myself, but looking at you, brainless chickens to whom everyone around owes something, it’s really embarrassing that I’m with you of the same sex.

Our company has a common channel - office + retail stores. There is one of the sellers - Russian, but born in the Baltics. Because of his upbringing, with stability once a week, he explodes our brains. He decided to get us today.

[17:43:46] Domodedovo: The question of Carnitine 2000 BC. On the packaging it is stated that the storage period is 6 months. Published on October 15, 2014 i.e. The expiration date is April 15, 2015, so do we already sell or have outdated goods in stock?
[17:46:27] Megasens: (rofl)
[17:46:56] Megasens: to tears
Megasens: What year are you from?
[17:47:11] VH - Oksana: (facepalm)
Domodedovo: I don’t hear the answer...
[17:48:25] Megasens: essentially now 29. by 01. by 2015
[17:48:52] Domodedovo: The hell is right.

I read on the Slovak Forum about the Third World War.
In the event of a war between America and Russia, I would be better on the side of Russia. Better to be captured in Florida than in Siberia.

From February 1st, Microsoft will raise prices for its entire product lineup by 40%.
The wind is paid, right?
- 0 + 40 % * 0 = 0

Listened in the transport: I heard everything in the transport, but it smiled. The young man is enough for me to breathe with the peelings.

Q: Is it really sad with her?
WOW: Let’s say so, if she doesn’t give God a child someday, then there will be more problems with determining paternity than with the name.