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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №89030
 30.10.2013
Quadra: I can hardly live and work at the same time
[14:56:16] Quadrant: thyfu
[14:56:19] Quadra: studying and working
[14:56:21] Quadra: I am at all
FallenPhantom: Living and Working
FallenPhantom: There are five

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №89029
 30.10.2013
I sit with the boys at the bar. Behind the bar stands a guy sitting and tired of drinking a glass after a glass. Approximately forty minutes later, when he was mature, he went to meet the company of girls.With the girls he talked, but none of them could pull out the bar stand, said they had a company and all that. It is worth noting that the boy was gentle and very polite. And then to the company of the girls came guys, well, some of them, apparently, told about the "romeo" behind the stand. One of the guys stands up, goes to this "romeo" and you can see that he is starting to specifically attack. Well "Romeo" sits quietly, does not shake, does not even respond to that. At this time, half the bar is already looking at them. Sad whether indifferent, or that "Romeo" communicated with their girls, the boy just poured a glass on his head. The bar closes instantly. Here 'Romeo' has burned up what I am still in: just standing up and shouting 'Demasia!'!"He puts the boy in his cheek. He, of course, falls without feelings, and "Romeo" with a sad look pays off and leaves. The next weekend, in the same bar, I saw him with one of the girls he was talking to.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №89028
 30.10.2013
I am not touched by the dancers. Is it normal?
You have a living girl.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №89027
 30.10.2013
Who are you?
I’m just a good girl, and you?
I’m not just a good guy but I can also cook.)
What does it do best?)
to sleep)

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №89026
 30.10.2013
xxx: We need to connect with the programming work.
YYY: What is it?
XHX: A very nervous situation. The constants are screaming at me!! to

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №89025
 30.10.2013
So, children, d/s in biology "gans migration" and in math "percentage calculation" performed. But where is the traditional distinction between grammar and spelling?! to

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №89024
 30.10.2013
But I don't waste time, I start to pull and so, and the hair, and the hair. Then he approaches me and, looking straight in the eyes, says, “Girl, have you finished?” He sat down behind me to shake his back. and :(

So fun to watch the girls in the gym))) especially for those who go to the "individual classes" with the trainer))) not scary, moderately stretched girls of skin climb to please the trainer or pumped boys))) from the fucking side as funny))) meat+meat))) and stupid boys playing biceps before girls more sporty)))

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №89023
 30.10.2013
Neighbors told: A street cat sometimes throws a mouse bite on the doorstep. Thus proving their professional suitability and desire to get food. The mouse slipped from the door, the cat sometimes lost food. Then, in a conversation with the neighbors, it was discovered that he also brought them mice. One day, accidentally following the cat, it turned out that he, the dog, wears the same mouse to all the neighbors and in such a simple way leads a full way of life!

[ + 32 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №89022
 30.10.2013
If Fedor Bondarchuk had at least played in WoT, he would have known that the fusible projectile would not ricochet.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №89021
 30.10.2013
The best time for a tasting is from 10 o’clock in the morning, when the tasting has completely awakened and is not tired yet.
He stood up and went to work – bumping until he was tired.

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №89020
 30.10.2013
Live case with course protection:
They do not do so!
- I took this from the design of the real iron, having consulted with the head of the department of these glands of the profile enterprise.
– 4

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №89019
 30.10.2013
>>> Press your CTRL + F. I would sell my soul to the devil for the ability to use Ctrl+Z for life!

Would I sell my soul? Then press Ctrl + Z. =) is

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