Yesterday, the optics were...
Chel asks "What is your address at all?"
I’m starting to risk in my head the presence of our Ipišnik...
And then the girl from the subscription department issues "Gagarina, 6" and the guy records it to himself.
I caught Zen.

xxx: I fully support the basic idea of showing the horror of war.
Even to the creators of “romantic” war films came this same idea.
Yyy: Creators of romantic war films are interested in bambo, not humanism.

by Frida
In the hairdresser I was asked a good question: "Will we leave our ears?". I didn’t even know what to answer... But they left my ears with me.

I went to biliard with my friends. They are everyday, amateur or professional.
And every cheetah behind the shoulder for the cheetah, cheetah skin, professional type.
Keys are also difficult for everyone - somebody like that,
Somebody has an incrustation at all.
In short, we went to the billions - measured... KYYAM

Imagine the production of refrigerators. In it, 1 worker is able to make starlights, the other 10 are scavengers. This is the model of the development project.

(by fb:belko.giharko)

Announcement on site. The programmer.
Requirements: Work experience: from 3 years. Production of tea and coffee. Knowledge of the basics of computer work.

First class... My dad wanted me to have a calligraphic handwriting and to write with a pencil. As I remember now, she is thick, uncomfortable. I had to do the homework, the exercise consisted of only one sentence (the essence I do not remember). I write with this pen. And in the street the sun, behind the window a ball is heard, friends who are in classics, who are in rubber... And I write and rush and make mistakes. Dad takes the line, gently crosses the whole sheet, turns it over and over again... I don’t know how many sheets we crossed, but in the end I’ve already squinted like a puppy. When the notebooks were distributed back with a red pen, it was written: 5!!! Smart boy, you are a very patient girl. PS: Parents, call me tonight!! to
What she said there to Daddy I don’t know, but we never repeated it again ?

The shooters from the Moscow region entered the hospital.

The commentary:

"There is a generation who has grown up who has not heard the joke with the words 'Sleep the fly'.

Few people know about the content of the entrance exam for the position of "assistant director of a porn film". Usually women are applying for such positions.
No, it’s not what you just thought.

Test task: prepare 3 liters of milk jelly of the desired color and consistency.
(That’s enough for all the double of the filming day.)

XX: Our eldest (...) we started leaving one home from three years old. Younger - with two under the supervision of the elderly (difference of 3 years)

The survivor’s mistake

ZZZ is +1! A neighbor in a winter evening went out to a store, left a 5-year-old daughter at home. The light was cut off in our house and several nearby houses - she lit a candle, the curtains broke off from it, wallpapers... From the street a guest from the fraternal republic saw this: he crashed to the floor, knocked on all the apartments, spoke in his tongue, the only door he did not open with his foot, and there was light like day... In short, luckily, we insisted on boiling water on the aquarium, the water boilers would not be poured. Then the little girl was found under the bed, hiding, and suddenly her mother wept.

XXX: Do not go where you need to go
YYY: No need here. I go where I need.
Where I need to go tomorrow

Wikipedia reports: The vast majority of individuals in the ants family are workers who are females with underdeveloped reproductive system.

Everything is like people: there is no breastfeeding - earn yourself.

When someone teaches us,
I am not all.
Life experience of an idiot
I have myself.

With Lepra:

Grit: As they eat us, they are vegans!
Redwan: Grit, it’s all simple, first you have to make a vegetable.

If you love something too much, especially harmful, you have to take it immediately and in excess. Checked and released. My father taught me to smoke when I was younger, forcing me to smoke half a cigarette at a time. I almost died, and I hated cigarettes. When my wife couldn’t force herself to diet, I fed her two cakes in the evening. She could not look at sweets for a week.
I love money. Give me them in excess!!! )))))
Zzz: WOW, you will go to the annual audit at our bank’s box office on December 31. In that year, at eight o'clock on the New Year's Eve, we spent four hours counting all the cash and repackaging it under the unsuspecting cameras of the SBhnikov. Not fighting or escaping. I counted that money so much that it was disgusting to look into the wallet. And the noise of the recounting machine can still not be heard.

Time in someone else’s life flies unnoticed. At the Uzbek barcamp, I met a programmer with whom we translated Cucumber into Uzbek and discussed the future of dynamic languages. Then he runs — and he poses photos from his wedding in America. You think "nu nihiga how fast!", and it turns out 7 years have passed.

I go on a bus, in front of a mommy sitting with the son of the year 3-4. small in glasses, the face is clever. My mom bought me that robot. No, my son, why is he there for you? - Then I sell my glasses and buy myself, and you buy me new glasses, I still need glasses. The entrepreneur will grow.

I did a slow repair at home. At work, everyone knew about it. Before some other check, the secretary of the boss approaches me, then the dialogue:
Bring the red paint tomorrow!! to
I: Where can I get her?
You have to do the repair, you have to!! to
I: I can’t imagine something that I would paint something in red at home.
In the end, I stumbled, fell and fell.

Forum of Plastic Surgeons
x: Hi, is it possible to lipophyll with a donor, for example, to take material from a brother if there is no own fat?
Y: With such a readiness for research, you represent a substantial academic interest, especially considering that you have a twin brother, which is an interesting biological phenomenon in itself.
Z: I’m more concerned about whether your brother knows about your intentions.

X: Who has the norm of the crawl in the office?
Did you have fun with torrents?
YYY: or not. and more relevant. Are the torrents fun?