People who come and smile in the morning.
Be more serious!
I tried to repeat this this morning, but as a result, my facial nerve was stuck (

The following conversation took place at the cafe:
One cappuccino please.
Ordinary milk?
In a joke I say:
On the cow.
There is no cow. There is ordinary, soy and almond.
I breathe :
As usual please.

Fish has a beneficial effect on the cerebral cortex. Therefore, idiots sometimes need to be lazy.

xxx: I had a swimsuit under my ass, which was fixed under my buttocks with rubber. Standing at the stop, I calmly let go of the gases waiting for the route. A second after 45 came almost empty "gaze", I confidently loaded in it and sat down with my back to the driver. As soon as I opened the jacket in order to get the money, I understood what a real silent betrayal was.I realized with bitterness how the dirty broke out of the jacket and began to fill the salon. Feeling helpless - you can not escape, the shelves are closed, sit down, aggravate the situation even more.

It was more than fifteen years ago.

A woman came in the street and asked if I wanted to go through a social survey. In general, I passed it in two minutes, standard questions - age, education, approximate income and other labia.

Then I was told that I was suitable for the next stage and whether I had an hour and a half time now. I had free time, there was nothing to do, so I agreed to continue. A woman led me to the coffee shop, a minute walk, and hand in hand to a cute girl. There was almost no one in the cafe — me, the girl and the boring bartender behind the bar. Then I was informed that one of the breweries was going to expand into the market and they are tapping the ground to conquer the market. And now they are conducting a social survey to adjust actions.

In general, I was served with several varieties of beer, the bartender on the "team" of the girl brought another glass of beer. and my task was to taste the foam drink and describe its organoleptic properties - pros and cons. Therefore, it was necessary to express your wishes that could be improved.

Further to evaluate provided their advertising posters, audio advertising, bottle labels - another advantages and disadvantages, and what can be improved.

It all took a little more than an hour. But, I was drunk with beer, provided with a brilliant and humorous girl for a conversation, gave presents (a pen, an opening, a barrel), gave "on the road" three bottles of cold beer in a branded package and paid 1000 rubles.

It is a pity that this happened once, not every week afterwards.

The ancient Greeks invented orgies, and the ancient Romans began to bring women there.



Yyy: The perverted ones!

Xxx: Dating is literally a sex interview where everyone hides previous work experience, and some have not even resigned.



Yyy: Some come with no experience, but they portray themselves as specialists.



Zzz: It’s hard to find experience, even if no one takes an internship.

Xxx: guys, why did we abandon the socks after kindergarten?



Yyy: Niko did not refuse. My wife was warm. The men first crushed and rusted, and then I look at one, then the other in the pants.

So when I came in socks with a belt, no one was surprised. I'll be quietly teaching the strings.



Zzz: Tell me, you work in Rostelecom, right?