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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №75108
 30.12.2012
Why can't I enter your system? Your password has been three gaps throughout your life.
Asterixos: Time goes by, passwords are becoming more complicated.
Asterixos: Enter four gaps.

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №75107
 30.12.2012
My husband was at the visits of the Buranovs grandmothers...They told a terrible secret. And they say, for example, they call us to perform in Crocus City or Moscow City, or to fly to some other City, and we are ashamed to say where we intend (or rather what) to perform.

What a wise language!

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №75106
 30.12.2012
XXX: I am in shock! Yesterday I turned on MTV, and there the music is rotating.

[ + 25 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №75105
 30.12.2012
I died just about the wallpaper... It’s about my mother... She’s a doctor.
and. She put on the wallpaper...I told her...Don’t touch it!She has a small room in her apartment under Vasu, I bought wallpapers there.. Vaska has a lion and a tiger in my horoscope, and she loves all kinds of cats.. And here I bought wallpapers, so dear, with a drawing of savannah, there lions lie and lions look at them from trees.. the drawing must be combined.. my mom managed to combine so that on some clusters the lions in perverted poses adjusted to the lions.

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №75104
 30.12.2012
>> xxx: Yes He came for her. I raise my eyes - it stands when the window just pops "formatting is complete".
I felt like a Darth Vader telling Luke that he was his father. and silent "noooooooooo" in his eyes

You are the fox.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №75103
 30.12.2012
zzz: accidentally received a key for Win 8
zzz: for the first time in his life used a legal screw
www and how?
zzz: as with a prostitute with a certificate from the KVD, about what is healthy)

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №75102
 30.12.2012
Q: Do we go for a walk?
No, I am being taken to the doctor.
Go to the gynecologist? :D
Don’t believe it, go to a psychiatrist.
WOW: fucking, can my mom get into the room in time, how she feels... when with an abajur on her head, then with a light bulb in her mouth... now that the cat in the bowl stuck...

[ + 33 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №75101
 30.12.2012
I am in a supermarket today. I resisted. Two men in front of them have already stood on the tape. 10 people behind.
The great-grandmother with a baton of bread: “Son, you can get up, I only have bread.” Go, grandmother of course.
The cashier breaks her bread, and a bunch of employees have gathered around, cameras, congratulations: grandmother - a million-dollar buyer!
Gifts to her there, a VIP discount card, flowers, videos, photos, etc.
Grandma is fucking.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №75100
 30.12.2012
When did you realize that it was over?
“When she learned and started dancing this grabbed gangstyl...

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №75099
 30.12.2012
Is your heart not busy? and :)
YYY is busy. The Blood Shakes

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №75098
 30.12.2012
xxx: we bought a blues-ray player here, there was karaoke in the set. Can you live for a month? Or two? ?

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №75097
 30.12.2012
I go home from work. The bus is full of battles, the driver opens the door at every stop. At the next stop he says to the entering:
Go further into the lounge, the back is full of space.
The guy from the back:
I don’t know whose back is full of space, but someone is already climbing in my back!

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №75096
 30.12.2012
The first course. Matter of analysis.
The teacher gives:
So, we open our method on page 28. Let us look at the Dalumbera formula, now on the Poisson formula, and now on the Kirchhoff formula. Now I think everyone has become clear that the Dalumbera formula can be learned!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №75095
 30.12.2012
HH: And that we both have such a shit with personal life?
I don’t know who I am, but I personally managed to get married and have a child today.
Sims has installed?
Which is (

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №75094
 30.12.2012
Tagged useless_faq

pif_paf
How do snowmen move? How is the lower ball called in anatomy?

urem_temon
A full beast. It seems to me that in this post the community has reached its peak in the category of the "most drug addiction issue."

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №75093
 30.12.2012
I played with the German.
I found out he was from Germany.
I said I want to go there in the summer.
He was pleased.
I asked where in Berlin?
I said I haven’t bought a tank yet to go to Berlin.
He is out.)
I think I’m offended...

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №75092
 30.12.2012
RT @kissmygrail
Armageddon was in December, it just didn’t work. Armageddon is celebrated for the Year of the Black Dragon.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №75091
 30.12.2012
After going through two parts of Dead Space, I learned one thing: women are evil, and dead women are double evil.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №75090
 30.12.2012
In connection with the frost, I remembered last year’s trip to Irkutsk Oblast.
I visited with friends for a week, and there was just the frost, and it would be nothing, but they live in the private sector, in their house and amenities, as I then thought, in the courtyard.
Before I leave, I say to the head of the family:
You are strong guys, Siberians, go to the toilet on such a frost several times a day, I apologize - your ass is frozen and at least henna.
Although I myself am a guy and weak, but I apologize - I endured as much as I could, if only the fifth point did not freeze.
In response, the head of the family looked at me surprised and said:
We go to the toilet in the house, in the fall, it is built, it is warm, and we run to the street sorting, because there is a good connection (that is, he ran, called, fled), so we are fools that the ass freezes!
And I stand, knock my eyes and think you’re not stupid.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №75089
 30.12.2012
Q: How many photos are there?
See also: 1024
One kilowatt photo! :D
The day has come when the joke about a programmer who thinks he’s at a distance of 1024 meters has ceased to be a joke.

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