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 30.12.2012
I am in a supermarket today. I resisted. Two men in front of them have already stood on the tape. 10 people behind.
The great-grandmother with a baton of bread: “Son, you can get up, I only have bread.” Go, grandmother of course.
The cashier breaks her bread, and a bunch of employees have gathered around, cameras, congratulations: grandmother - a million-dollar buyer!
Gifts to her there, a VIP discount card, flowers, videos, photos, etc.
Grandma is fucking.
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