The explanatory note.

I, XXXXXX YYYYYYY ZZZZZZZ, was late to work today at the Company because I usually watch the cartoon "Ninja Turtles" on TV-3 in the morning at exactly 7.45am to 8.05am and then I go to work, and I never get late. Today the damned television makers launched the above cartoon only at 8.05 p.m., and since in this series they were to reveal the origin of Kreng, I had to look at it to the end, in connection with which the delay and took place.

And when I was a child, I thought that “the same” was an inappropriate word of three letters written on the fence – Tsoi!

Presedent: fucking... now put on the recording of the blocked disk... recording was carried out... 100%, but the disk why it doesn’t splash (((
Presedent: Nero hangs...and screaming sounds come from the disc drive!! to
Is the disc out? :D

I wake up from a knock over my head. I shake one eye. I see – my boyfriend has already gathered to work and is now loudly mixing coffee in the cup, reading the news in the internet.
Yuri, go to the tower, read out loud.
- shakes, a second... *crats-crats* (the eyes are slowly rounded) blaaaa...
He crashes and runs into the corridor. The sound of a knocking door.
I get up and look at the page. there is:
"Are you sure that all your clocks...?"

In the junior classes, boys beat beautiful girls with wallets on their heads, and then wonder why all beautiful girls are stupid.

XXX: It smells like shit.
xxx is sarcastic))
YYY: The first is also true.

Newton’s experience of falling an apple on his head. Instead of apples used salt cucumbers, instead of apples - the balcony on the fifth floor. It has been established that the thoughts expressed by passers after hitting the salt cucumbers on the head do not represent value for science.

I have an English friend, in Russian no. Once a familiar translator came to visit, well, as always, after a drink, he told her - Teach me a bad word. A couple of days later he comes after me, takes off from work, and on the street winter, end of January, well I, without a back-thinking - It`s f**king freezing!!! The answer is: You are a lady!!! You should say - PIZDETS MORRROZ!!! Half the way I was dying in spasms)))

Fuck!I go on some 98 that went off the flight, that is, I drove the fucking home, I didn't even get the money. And we are not on the route, without passengers. What I will watch. If that, I was raped, murdered and buried by I.P. Kamalov E.F.

Today I finally realized that I was a loser.
WOW: What happened?
In short, I wake up in the morning.
Was it late?
Ugh, but it’s still half the trouble...
The cat in the shoes?
Also not scary, wait, do not interrupt.
Oh, so, I go to the bath, and I left the soap near the battery with hot water, it overnight dried and bored, everything was in cracks, the edges were sharp... In short, I cut my soap...

The physicist is fierce!! to
Kapla: What do you think Newton said when an apple fell on his head? The Nifiga! He said "Sh*t! F*cking apple!"

Only in Russia can you determine if there is someone in the shower, by turning on the cold water in the kitchen and hearing the soul-breaking "Fuck in the mouth!!!" from the neighborhood room :)

Tpukc (Greek translation of clock)
Tpukc: the situation is like this - went out at 1:50 came out at 3:10
I watched the clock like O_O.

My cat and I shared everything. He has his dish and I have my dishes. He has his own bed and I have my own bed. He eats whiskey and I chips. I watch TV and he is a washing machine)))

Instructions for cycling:

At speeds above 999.9 km/h, the computer issues an error “E”.

In fact, the light sword of Master Yoda is a uranium rupture.

My husband was always sorry to wear a shirt. He pulled a memoir out of the closet and, like a fool, went to work in it. And I am ashamed of people... Yesterday I spent half a day and licked all 20 shirts. He is now standing in front of the hangers and doesn’t know what to do. The Poor. The program failed :)

It looks like the forecast: “It will be worse!“He was optimistic.

Not my...

The Revenge

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There is a possibility within the capital and the region to approach any (except
place on the elevator, break the side glass of the ordered
You car and pour into the salon through the pipe 200 liters of dirt pumped from
and channeling.
All work 2-3 minutes (already verified). The cost is $1500.
R. S. After that, the car is no longer subject to repair.

Teaching a wife to buy everything in a row is not difficult. Try washing with her.
Every purchase of her.
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