For many women, all men are goats except their loved ones. Although, in large
They are the same dogs, but only favorite ones.

The case was long ago. Driver of a washing machine in the asphalt
a road construction company, and the order was simple.
You do not have a job in the main position, you take the spat and help the rest.
But with the blade, it was even half the trouble, it was worse when it was put to regulate.
The movement.
On that day, a major repair of the road was done. The road not
wide, the lane there, the lane back, so while repaired one
side (kilometers 4-5 at once) to the second was organized reversible
The movement. For this, two men with races were separated from the composition of the brigade.
In turn, each of them, for 15 minutes, blocked the movement.
In the morning, I was put to roll. I stopped the movement, three
The cars patiently stood in the row, and, I have to say, while “my” cars
They will reach the end of the reverse lane until the opposite stream reaches me.
It takes 3 to 4 minutes, and at this moment Audi appears, licking around.
the line and leaned on me (I stood in the middle of the lane, the rest of the road
I was blocked by our equipment) drove the machete with my hand, tell me to pass.
I, in turn, say very politely: Stand up in line,
I have to wait 10 minutes. He asked me, “Who are you? Road Workers
I answered...
And here, without further conversations, he rests with a bumper in his legs and
He starts pushing me. I would jump to him on the hood or
falling on the road (deliberate crash when performing official duties)
with so many witnesses – good money could be
Cut off for closing the case), but instead I have adrenaline in my blood, “But
Five years later, “I’m still in a fever.
I wonder what to do next, but I don’t leave the road.
And then, he suddenly stops, turns on the rear and quickly leaves.
at the end of the row, which has grown greatly during this time.
I turn around and see: my colleagues, who previously sat peacefully on the
the asphalt layer in anticipation of the first asphalt wagon jump to the ground and
slowly, very slowly, as in American films about
Zombies are coming to my side. It should be noted that one day before
I did not drink on my birthday, but I did not drink.
Other responsibilities included the delivery of the brigade to the facility and back.
Started in the evening, continued in the bus.
And I think we did not stop there. In the morning, they looked very
and colorful. The likeness to the zombies was almost 100%. Unspoiled clouds
faces, eyes from the forehead, lowered hands, one with a scratch
Route of the Lope.
The spectacle was so funny that even the drivers in the row cheered.
My anger flew somewhere, and on their offer “Opt...t oh...go”
P...s” I said, “Well he’s on...”

Pure Odessa expressions

What are you building my eyes? Should I build a cooperative?
Don’t compel me, I will agree!
Man, I understand everything. You are so charming, but not the same.
The degree!
Do you go for God, or do you stay for God?
Do you know something I haven’t told you yet?
How do you go without a penny?
I saw you on one leg and you saw me with one eye.
You lived the way you lived!
Is it worth buriing? Without a dead man?
Buy yourself a tractor and get stuck!
At the reception at the doctor: - You are pale like a spirachet!
The elevator does not go down.
Don’t turn my faberge to me!
– Paulina Borisnna, what do you think of my cake? Is it really delicious? It is delicious,
It is delicious for those who have not tried it.
Oh, what do you know...this is such a rich woman, such a rich woman...you would
I saw what carpet she wanted to buy.
“Baby, I’m bored... I’ll make you a scandal and I’ll do it.”
and fun!
“Oh, such a familiar face, I’ve seen you somewhere... Oh, don’t remember.
Me, or I will remember you.
Is it true that you are getting married? Of course, we give...
A little bit!
Inscription on the monument: Here rests a famous Odessa dentist
Boris Raphaelovich Katz. And his son Monia receives in his office.
by Prokhorovsky, 21
- Sonja, don't shake the couch: you will break all the springs!
Let’s go visit each other. You are with us, we are with you.
The funeral!
- Senya, eat borscht, shob you are healthy you have to recover!!!! to
Wash your feet first and then make a pedicure.
- Go on x... - I am there more often than you are on fresh breath!
Do you hear the smell of my new perfume? Oh well Cannes! I am po
What is your blind?

Adlan: Hi, sweet...you’re super...You’re going to make me go, m.?
Catherine: can I break 2 lower ribs and sauce myself?

ppc, went to the official site of the group Limp Bizkit, and there in the chat are Russians sitting and on the broadcast discussing the breasts of Oo

and ###:
I got a red diploma.
and ****:
OK is

We are sitting in the office of 3 IT-shoes, drowned in bucks - who climbs where in the inlet, but one will pick up tires for the summer and here the question is heard from him:
How do you say in English "Robot"?
We are both in one voice:
The condom!! to
He is:
No, but another rubber!
Again in one voice:
Another condom!! to

Looking forward to the continuation of the story about the adminsh from Kyanti!!! to

Putin bought himself "Niva". As a result of this brilliantly conducted PR-action, the sales of the Volga Auto Plant increased by 1 car.

Dang (22:55:49 27/05/2009)
Pricked

Dang (22:55:53 27/05/2009)
I sit in the office.

Dang (22:55:58 27/05/2009)
Listening to Classics

Dang (22:56:00 27/05/2009)
one

Dang (22:56:03 27/05/2009)
Here is just

Dang (22:56:07 27/05/2009)
Such a peaceful

Dang (22:56:33 27/05/2009)
A mouse falls on me from the ceiling!!! The Gray Mouse! Falling on the table before Ebola, right on hand

Dang (22:56:40 27/05/2009)
I appear to have stunned.

From the series "only in our country" - in Kiev yesterday clashed two TRAMWAYS!!! to