Danila1917: I want to be a shareholder of JSC "Gazprom" (c)
Daniela as an anal.
Danila1917: what is it?
You have anal dreams.
Danila1917: Huyace of mind. and disappear.
Daniela, I’m sorry, B is down.

I called for work at a large company. On my question who is dealing with the N-third job, I was answered that the names of employees are confidential and they do not disclose the data of employees, but they dictated to me the employee's work email: ivanovalena@******.
The mind does not understand Russia.

My uncle is 73 years old. For the word in the pocket does not climb, and sometimes only gives pearls. Calls one employee who has acted badly to us:
Allo, Viktor Vasilyevich Hi, you are so disturbing. Are you comfortable talking? well well. Victor Vasilyevich, I am calling to push you up!

News from Syria:
A group of militants, masquerading and hiding in a large herd of lambs, attempted to penetrate the city of Al-Kseir from the village of Al-Husseinia, but was discovered and destroyed. Nothing is known about the fate of the bears.

A couple of years ago, a beautiful girl wrote that if you just jump, your breasts will move up and down, and if you raise your hands up - turn around.
Thanks to you! Because of that I got married!

So unwilling to collect! Put it all in some bag, shake, knock, tap in the end to get a ready interruptor.
You are like a car.

We know each other halfway.
YYY... a ninja?

The Soviet/Russian army is a miracle – they appeal to you and the matte: You are a dwarf, comrade [soldat, sergeant, officer, general, marshal]!

Rekken: In the late 1990s, I was still standing at a tram stop in the famous town of Kursk. A crowd of people, what a blinded aunt stumbles to prepare for the assault of an incoming wagon, but the number for a hundred meters due to illness can not disassemble, therefore turns to some flegmatic guy in a shirt (whether smoked, or simply never winner of the school Olympiads) with the question:
What brand is it coming in?
The guy thirty seconds focused and says:
He knows what a Czechoslovak is.

The nephew went to the interview (entering the kindergarten-gymnasium). He was shown a cat without a tail and asked what was missing. He said meat. They showed me a table without one leg, and said there was not enough tea and cheese.

X: The winning algorithm is very simple – to raise the bet every time so that when winning all past losses + profits are covered and stop at the moment of the first win

Y: I’ve heard about a similar algorithm for roulette. You bet on red. If you lose, you put another cut, twice as much.
But it does not work, sooner or later it will come out so that the bets will rise, and the victory will not have time to come - the money will end.

X: Money and Time are infinite

Y: If you have endless money, you can’t go to the casino.