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[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №128770
 30.05.2016
There is a bunch of cluttered products and a package of ultra-pasteurized milk. The boy gets milk, poured into a bowl. He smells and drinks pleasantly. The following is the slogan: "TradeMark* is not Masha, "TradeMark* will wait".
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Often there are a series of advertisements of one product on the body.
The series 2.
The thief is released after 15 years. When he comes home, he sees milk in the refrigerator, reads the label, opens, drinks and says, “You too have lasted all the time.”

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №128769
 30.05.2016
<D-general> When I was a kid, my parents often said I would understand everything when I grew up. I grew up, but I didn’t understand anything.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №128768
 30.05.2016
* must answer the question of
Question: What about your potency? How they are angry.

Not a hero. He will respond so "with the potency I have great! Do you want to check it out?" And it’s a big deal. Next is only meaningless dialogue in the style of "nu and fool"- "nu and fool".

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №128767
 30.05.2016
The issue of cleaning. I remember two of my fellow servants sitting down and condemning their acquaintances.
The first: - I came to a friend at a visit, while she was cooking something in the kitchen, I picked up the carpet at her in the room, and there is dust!
The second: - And I was here at the snail, I feel the urine smells (there was a baby-splash), I looked for it, I moved the desk away - it definitely smells! Under the toilet she is dirty.
Would you see me (with a family of 4 people) rushing around the apartment before a second lady’s accidental visit! There are no spots on the plate? Under the toilet? The carpet no longer started to lift, I decided - fig with it!

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №128766
 30.05.2016
hurt the knee. I can walk, but a fixing bandage is required. The leg in this bandage does not fit in the jeans, so I walk in a wide shirt almost to the floor, which somewhat does not fit with my usual not feminine way.

My colleague made a compliment:

You are so unusual today! Such a flying air! Like a badminton carpet.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №128765
 30.05.2016
Today I stumbled on a beautiful: In the section "Audio Books" placed the magazine "Penthouse 2016"

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №128764
 30.05.2016
12:56 < dsmirnov> the glass is always full
12:57 < dsmirnov> because part is water, the rest is air
12:58 <+tomfarr> dsmirnov: brilliant!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №128763
 30.05.2016
The weekend. at home. I hear, a child that there is strength for something heavy colostrum on the balconies. I explode with the thought "how many neighbors have already slept on their balconies?And I immediately sit down with devil’s satisfaction. It is my grandmother!

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